Whats Going On With Your Jack Ryder?
What’s going on with your Jack Ryder?
IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. jackstory time
so jack like in most adaptations is a very controversial news anchor and like. the news anchor version of an ambulance chaser. like they would seek out the fucked up shit the rogues did so they could get the story out before anyone else (like most of the news LMAO)
except THAT was a big flop. jack's news station was really suffering because of all the other stations already covering the big stories - and jack decided that they needed something that NO ONE ELSE had
so jack started just. stealing shit. committing crimes. little stuff at first, but as they kept getting away with it they got more and more confident. eventually, they broke into a place on the outskirts of gotham that was rumored to hold a lot of weird and wacky items (some kind of collector's house or something), and found something that immediately caught their eye. some sort of glass box with a weird dark mist-like substance on the inside
and then the people who lived there came back. and jack almost immediately got caught. and shot and killed
the box broke when it hit the ground, releasing whatever was inside of it. jack doesn't remember much after being shot, but they do remember waking up four hours later with a new voice in their head and absolutely ruined clothes
so! the creeper is a weird ghost parasite demon thing and jack is a walking corpse and they have a venom/eddie brock thing going on. the creeper made jack 1000% more paranoid cause sometimes its like OKAY MY TURN ON THE BODY I WANAN GO SEE HOW FLEXIBLE OUR BONES CAN BE

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