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*flipss through ssalami like cassh and hands you 284 sslicess*

CT: D -- > I don't know how to respond

CT: D -- > That's a lot of salami

Im obsessssed with ssalami and i wont sstop giving people ssalami in their assk boxess

losing my MIND

Anything can be an accesssory if you try hand enough,

I live by that, ive ssafetyed a part of a sswing to mysself, there are no ruless

just two bros doing normal things together.

I want to draw but I CANT DRAW WITH PENCIL! Only pens why

(x)

𝙱𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜.

*bottle flips you cutely*

"this is my queerplatonic partner. if you didn't know before, a queerplatonic relationship is when - " it's okay. you don't have to explain it to me. they've already prepared me for this subject. i've been here before. they're your moirail

1 FUCK1NG L0V3 C0TT3N C4NDY BL1ZZ3R4DS

BUT 1 H4T3 C4P1T4L1SM

Trans : I FUCKING LOVE COTTEN CANDY BLIZZARDS

But i hate capitalism

glad we can agree john egbert is trans in one way or another. shes transfem. hes transmasc. theyre non-binary. What the fuck. doesnt matter. all we know is that they’ve been hit with the Beam of Transgenderness

Testicular torsion :3

1V3 ST4RT3D T0 US3 4 TYP1NG QU1RK!

1F 1 F0RG3T T0 4DD TR4NS PL34S3 4SK!/srs

(ive started to use a typing quirk! If i forget to add a translation please ask!/srs)

gamzee in various liminal spaces i found on google

Most sane individual in homestuck

Hes a fucking maniac

Fack the home stuck mother fuckers found me and converted me

AAAAAAAAAA

Anti-queer legislation has me feeling things.

Poland: What’s up? I’m back.

Czechia: . . . I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Poland: Death is a social construct invented by Germans.

• . •

Not me being a system and randomly realizeing we have a alter from FUCKING COUNTRY HUMANS

And they are a LITTLE

How did this happen

Once the results are done, I'll multiply 255 to the decimal version of the percentage, and see what color we make!!

Hell yeah

I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.