Ontd_startrek Brings Amazing Spork Hilarity.

ontd_startrek brings amazing spork hilarity.

"SPORK! AN EROTIC LOVE STORY Did you ever notice that the Star Trek audiobook could be edited together in such a way as to make it sound like Kirk and Spock are fucking? Surprisingly graphically?" says cirrocumulus

Trying ikura and uni at Kyubey was like experiencing flavors I had never tasted before. Instead of being overly salty and off-putting, the tiny delicate balloons of roe popped in my mouth to release a subtle yet definitively clean umami taste of the ocean, tempered perfectly with a small sprinkling of lime zest. Similarly, the uni was sweet and creamy without a hint of fishy-ness. Freshness and quality had completely transformed the humble uni and ikura into masterpieces.

DO WANT.

Maude Ewing Kiskadden (November 11, 1872 – July 17, 1953)

“That heinous offence you’re committing against your knuckles,” Jim returns, his nose wrinkled. “It’s like listening to a chorus of cracking skulls. Gross. Plus, isn’t it terrible for your hands?”