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His monstrous queen, her gentleman demon

ok barely anyone knows this book but it’s so good

"Come on, Darlington," she said. "Let's give them hell."

Hell Bent, Leigh Bardugo

STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

Honestly, one of the funniest things about the Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation is the amount of gaslighting Jiang Cheng experiences troughout it all about whether or not Mo Xuanyu is Wei Wuxian come again.

Jiang Cheng sees this dude who is playing the flute exactly like Wei Wuxian and controlling Wen Ning exactly like Wei Wuxian, and hes like "THAT'S WEI YING, HE'S FINALLY COME BACK FROM THE DEAD! I'M GONNA KILL HIM!" and everyone tells him to calm tf down and that he's paranoid (which is fair enough considering he seems to have gone on a witch hunt for demonic cultivators). But still, he wasn't wrong about Mo Xuanyu being Wei Wuxian and the fact that people dismiss him and tell him that "it's not Wei Wuxian, it's just that random gay dude who tried to make moves on Jin Guangyao" is just hilarious to me.

Because Jiang Cheng is really the only person aside from Lan Zhan who clocks that Mo Xuanyu is Wei Wuxian and that's completely understandable because Jiang Cheng grew up with Wei Wuxian, of course he would know all of Wei Wuxian's ticks and his personality to a T (I say know, but whether or not Jiang Cheng understands Wei Wuxian is another thing). Because Jiang Cheng definitely knows that only Wei Wuxian is audacious enough to say in front of everyone (who are part of a society where gay men are mockingly called 'cut-sleeves') that his type is Lan Zhan and that he would never make moves on Jiang Cheng because of it.

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if we made everything legal the crime rate would drop to zero. follow for more judicial lifehacks

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🌸Describing Scents For Writers 🌸| List of Scents

Describing aromas can add a whole new layer to your storytelling, immersing your readers in the atmosphere of your scenes. Here's a categorized list of different words to help you describe scents in your writing.

🌿 Fresh & Clean Scents

Crisp

Clean

Pure

Refreshing

Invigorating

Bright

Zesty

Airy

Dewy

Herbal

Minty

Oceanic

Morning breeze

Green grass

Rain-kissed

🌼 Floral Scents

Fragrant

Sweet

Floral

Delicate

Perfumed

Lush

Blooming

Petaled

Jasmine

Rose-scented

Lavender

Hibiscus

Gardenia

Lilac

Wildflower

🍏 Fruity Scents

Juicy

Tangy

Sweet

Citrusy

Tropical

Ripe

Pungent

Tart

Berry-like

Melon-scented

Apple-blossom

Peachy

Grape-like

Banana-esque

Citrus burst

🍂 Earthy & Woody Scents

Musky

Earthy

Woody

Grounded

Rich

Smoky

Resinous

Pine-scented

Oak-like

Cedarwood

Amber

Mossy

Soil-rich

Sandalwood

Forest floor

☕ Spicy & Warm Scents

Spiced

Warm

Cozy

Inviting

Cinnamon-like

Clove-scented

Nutmeg

Ginger

Cardamom

Coffee-infused

Chocolatey

Vanilla-sweet

Toasted

Roasted

Hearth-like

🏭 Industrial & Chemical Scents

Metallic

Oily

Chemical

Synthetic

Acrid

Pungent

Foul

Musty

Smoky

Rubber-like

Diesel-scented

Gasoline

Paint-thinner

Industrial

Sharp

🍃 Natural & Herbal Scents

Herbal

Aromatic

Earthy

Leafy

Grass-like

Sage-scented

Basil-like

Thyme-infused

Rosemary

Chamomile

Green tea

Wild mint

Eucalyptus

Cinnamon-bark

Clary sage

🎉 Unique & Uncommon Scents

Antique

Nostalgic

Ethereal

Enigmatic

Exotic

Haunted

Mysterious

Eerie

Poignant

Dreamlike

Surreal

Enveloping

Mesmerizing

Captivating

Transcendent

I hope this list can help you with your writing. 🌷✨

Feel free to share your favorite scent descriptions in the replies below! What scents do you love to incorporate into your stories?

Happy Writing! - Rin T.

Helloooo

I wanted to drop a meme to say hello but I can't add pictures in your asks :(

noooooo 😭😭 the thought is appreciated tho :3

5 Letter - Lingle Challenge 5/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟨🟩⬛🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 by The Word Finder

Took me way too long 😭😭😭

15 DAYS TO GO!

Play our Feysand themed WORDLE! Each day this week, you’ll find a new wordle game to get you in the feysand spirit!

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Below the cut, you can find two helpful clues if you need them! Reblog and let us know how you did!!

Hint 1: noun

Hint 2: Starfall-core

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16 DAYS TO GO!

Play our Feysand themed WORDLE! Each day this week, you’ll find a new wordle game to get you in the feysand spirit!

PLAY HERE

Below the cut, you can find two helpful clues if you need them! Reblog and let us know how you did!!

Hint 1: primarily a noun

Hint 2: can also be a verb or sometimes exclamation

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17 DAYS TO GO!

Play our Feysand themed WORDLE! Each day this week, you’ll find a new wordle game to get you in the feysand spirit!

PLAY HERE

Below the cut, you can find two helpful clues if you need them! Reblog and let us know how you did!!

Apologies for the broken link! One of our mods attempted to give the people what they wanted and was unfairly censored

Hint #1: verb and noun

Hint #2: Rhys' favorite facial expression

thinkin about how tasty itd be if in blue exorcist satan was the archangel lucifer. thinkin about how tasty itd be if only a few select higher ups even knoe that angels, let alone archangels, actually exist. think itd be so fun if rin and yukio were true niphilims, and if, as rin grows stronger, his demonic traits start getting more angelic (though mephisto is the only one to recognize it for what it is). I want a scene where rin gets doused in holy water and just shakes it of. I want him confused at the shock of everyone else and saying something about how it makes sense since he was baptized and everyone else knowing that's wrong but not having a better explanation other than his human genes being stronger than they realized. i dont have a real plot around this but i think it's fun

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I think I did good on this one ngl

23 DAYS TO GO!

Play our Feysand themed WORDLE! Every day leading up to the event, you’ll find a new wordle game to get you in the feysand spirit!

PLAY HERE

Below the cut, you can find two helpful clues if you need them! Reblog and let us know how you did!!

Hint #1: a past tense verb

Hint #2: contains two vowels

British- rock paper scissors

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

Excellent guess- I wonder how you knew……

Snagtights has acotar tights AND I CAN'T BUY THEM LORD WHY

Guess what I might be getting :)

Snagtights has acotar tights AND I CAN'T BUY THEM LORD WHY

OH MY WORD THEY ARE SO PRETTYYYYYY AHAHHHAHHHAMNDNDKSMAMA

Snagtights has acotar tights AND I CAN'T BUY THEM LORD WHY

The frost and starlight ones look so cute but the fishnets r rlly nice as well

Snagtights has acotar tights AND I CAN'T BUY THEM LORD WHY

Me with my magnifying glass examining the word think as my one brain cell vibrates in order to produce the theory that they aren’t both humans. Like it was think not know so maybe we’re being bamboozled, hoodwinked, befuddled, the victims of some tomfoolery

I’ve been very busy but I did finish TOSOTA yesterday 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 hit me w those theories

I THINK FEYRE IS HIGH LADY

Like

It's a role reversal , yk, twenty year old human rhys and high lady of the night court feyre? SMART AF AND also I would get a theory right for once so, I think it's amazing

And they are mates

I need to reread bc I only remember bits, it took me like half a year to read rhe latest chapter (my fault because I'm in a super slump)

I got blood inside my phone charging port and now it only works 50% of the time

What are some chronic illnesses that can only occur in a fantasy setting?

Tips for writing those gala scenes, from someone who goes to them occasionally:

Generally you unbutton and re-button a suit coat when you sit down and stand up.

You’re supposed to hold wine or champagne glasses by the stem to avoid warming up the liquid inside. A character out of their depth might hold the glass around the sides instead.

When rich/important people forget your name and they’re drunk, they usually just tell you that they don’t remember or completely skip over any opportunity to use your name so they don’t look silly.

A good way to indicate you don’t want to shake someone’s hand at an event is to hold a drink in your right hand (and if you’re a woman, a purse in the other so you definitely can’t shift the glass to another hand and then shake)

Americans who still kiss cheeks as a welcome generally don’t press lips to cheeks, it’s more of a touch of cheek to cheek or even a hover (these days, mostly to avoid smudging a woman’s makeup)

The distinctions between dress codes (black tie, cocktail, etc) are very intricate but obvious to those who know how to look. If you wear a short skirt to a black tie event for example, people would clock that instantly even if the dress itself was very formal. Same thing goes for certain articles of men’s clothing.

Open bars / cash bars at events usually carry limited options. They’re meant to serve lots of people very quickly, so nobody is getting a cosmo or a Manhattan etc.

Members of the press generally aren’t allowed to freely circulate at nicer galas/events without a very good reason. When they do, they need to identify themselves before talking with someone.