Me Sleeping Peacefully Knowing Ill Do So Much Theory Crafting

Me sleeping peacefully knowing I’ll do so much theory crafting

Cause I have THOUGHTS about the new update

And theories! Don’t forget those!!

2 HOURS LEFT

RAISE YOUR WEAPONS HIGH

YOUR STYLUS PENS

YOUR PAPER

YOUR PENCILS

PREPARE THINESELVES ARTISTS

It is time

lads, ladies, and lassos..... it is time The website will update in less than 3 hrs

We have such little time to prepare our hearts, our minds, and our souls Godspeed Welcome Home Fandom

May God save us all

DUDE YOU HAVE NO IDEA

HELP WE ARE ALL GOING FERAL

I NEED THE LOREEEEEEEE

THE LOREEEEEEEEE

YALL IM GETTING SEVERELY AGGRESSIVE

Wassup my Star-Bro, Moon-Man, Astro-Girlie, Cutie-Cadet, Paper-Celest, Super-bestie-nova? How you doing ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;))))))))))

(This took me way longer than it should have but I LOVE IT *wheeze*)

Sniff sniff that’s a lot of nicknames

I love em 💕💕💕

I’m feeling really eepy, it’s 3 AM and I’m still waiting for the site to update

Nah, imma go to bed, need to be fully rested to investigate!!!

WELCOME HOME THEORIES(+ Observations)

I CANNOT BELIEVE IT

after so many hours, days, months.... ITS BACK!

And now, after careful observations, I present to you fine fellows a few theories and observations. THIS WILL BE VERY LONG AND IT WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR THE UPDATE!!

OK to start off, lets debunk a theory thats been bugging me: THE WELCOME HOME NEIGHBORS ARE DEAD THEORY!

yeah.... has been debunked. Look no further than the guestbook! PG 2 SPECIFICALLY!

Image reads: idonotknowwhatclownis_iaskedfrank_hesaidbarnaby_hereisbarnaby.png

So, Wally was able to ask Frank what a clown was during the time of this ask, therefore, none of the puppets are dead (yet)

"But Paperstar!" I hear you cry. "The neighborhood descriptions were in past tense, while Wally's and Home's neighborhood descriptions were in present tense!"

And for that, I have a simple answer: The puppets aren't aware. Since they aren't aware, they still think that they are living during the 70s. To us, the 70s have already past! And since Wally and Home are aware that they aren't living in the 70s anymore, they use present tense. NOW ONTO THEORY NUMBER 1

THE RED BOOKS THEORY

As we all know, when we look into the website, doodles (presumably made by Wally) are littering the website and sending us into secret links!

While these doodles are fun, creepy, and cool to look at... have we ever stopped and wondered how exactly Wally is doodling onto the website?

By doodling onto a book.

Throughout the website, we see few instances of Wally doodling. Where was he doodling on specifically?

On a red book. But I can take it FURTHER.

I believe the book that Wally is doodling on is THIS ONE

A RED BOOK WITH SWIRLS AND AN EYE.

All 3 things connected to Wally. (Lord knows Wally loves drawing swirls and eyes, especially in this update) "But PAPER!!!" I hear you scream. "THIS BOOK IS IN REALITY! HOW CAN WALLY GET THIS BOOK IF HE'S STUCK IN WELCOME HOME?" Ah, patience, dear viewer! This is called the Red BOOKS theory, not the Red BOOK theory. It's simple, there's two books, one in Welcome Home, and one IRL. As above, so below

Whatever happens above, also happens below!

And it seems like the Question Answerer is in possession of this book as well.

Which brings me to my next theory!

THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE HACKING INTO THE WEBSITE

Specifically Wally (pretty much confirmed) and the Question Answerer.

If the Red Books theory is (hypothetically) true then the IRL book SHOULD be able to doodle onto the site as well! But how do we know this?

Pay close attention to these doodles of Barnaby. Notice one that's... Different from the others?

YES YOU ARE CORRECT, VIEWER! THE RIGHT ONE IS DIFFERENT!

As you see, the right one is scraggly, rushed, not coloring in the lines at all!

BUT WAIT THERES MORE!

Yeah, so it appears to me that Wally draws neater, while the 2nd doodler seems to draw messier and they don't even color the full drawing in most of the time! (For all I know this info could be vice versa. With Wally being the messier drawer and the 2nd doodler being neater.) BUTTTTTT IF YOU WEREN'T CONVINCED OF THESE DOODLES, I HAVE MORE EVIDENCE TO PROVE MY THEORY OF TOO DOODLERS

WALLY CANONICALLY CANNOT DRAW HEARTS (<- Click for proof)

And yet, there are hearts littered not only in the Guest Book page, but all across the website as well. And unless Eddie is helping Wally draw hearts every time he needs to draw one, then I doubt that Wally is the one doodling these hearts.

And for the last piece of evidence saying that there IS a second person, look no further than the HANDWRITING.

Say it with me kids! "One of these things is not like the other!"

ITS THE MIDDLE ONE! YES THE MIDDLE "hello"

It's all lowercase, while Wally usually writes in all UPPERCASE, and in red.

Even his signature supports this statement as well!

Therefore, dear viewers, I believe we need to pay closer attention to the doodles. Who is the one ACTUALLY writing to us?

@dottyorange I HAVE LISTENED TO ALL OF THESE SONGS OMG

tagged by my lovely friend @immabethehero <3

✨when you get this you have to put 5 songs you actually listen to, then tag 10 of your favorite followers✨ (non-obligatory)

1. digital animal - honey claws (abby do NOT dm me abt this LMAOO)

2. washing machine - vanishing girl + rosemary fairweather

3. los imanes - odisseo

4. it tore your heart out - dirt poor robins

5. something something lake - drive45

im tagging: @abbyhaslongshorts @last-honey @hyenaskill @devilsjude @melodiiium @seaskiies @on-the-outside @uhhbeans @butnobodycame627 @skatle-skootle-demon-noodle