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Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.

If you can’t post it, I win.

May as well? I’ll post anything I get sent so xD

Moment of silence for all of the kids that will be reaped for this year’s Hunger Games.

I CAN'T

Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work today)

6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?

Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.

6-year old: How did that happen?

Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.

6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*

6-year old: Hey! Miss!

Lady: ...yes?

6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!

Lady: Thank you!

*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*

While cute, I doubt this happened.

Sorry, internet

Minimalist Pokemon Starters

flaming slow motion tennis

you don’t even have to name the movie. everyone already knows.

Hot Fuss singles (2004 - 2005)

ermahgerd!

and then I felt like designing some Legend of Korra posters for my wall. 

Found this guy outside a car dealership, clinging to a car’s tire, sheltered from the wind.  His wingspan was probably about the 7 or 8 inches. I’ve never seen such a large and colorful moth.  What a beautiful surprise.

I think it’s an Atlas Moth, but I’m not completely sure.  Feel free to correct me.

Non-benders and their weapons of choice