He's Gone You Can Come Over" PRANK BTS X F!READER SMAU
He's gone you can come over" PRANK BTS X F!READER SMAU
Includes: BTS 7
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Jealous SMAU PT. 1đą
Includes: SUGA, JHOPE, JUNGKOOK
Request: OPEN
A/N: Feedback is always appreciated and even the smallest of comments make my day đЎ

SUGA



JHOPE

JUNGKOOK


FLOWER PRAK đ¸ BTS X F!READER SMAU
Summary: You thank them for flowers they didn't send
Includes: BTS 7
Requests: Open
A/N: This is my first ever Smau so like be nice theyll get better eventually:(
JIN:


RM:

JHOPE:

SUGA:

JIMIN:


V:

JUNGKOOK:


Quick Yandere!Jin x GN!Reader Headcanons
WC: 400+

- A bit on the softer side
- Jin was raised traditionally, his mother and father always reinforcing a more romantic approach to courting
- He wants to at least try to romance you first
- Heâll introduce himself with a charming smile that you fall for
- Jin is a handsome man and silver tongued
- Of course you agree to go on a date with him
- He picks you up from your house right on time like he said he would
- In his arms is a brilliant bouquet of roses
- Blushing you invite him in so you can put them in his vase
- Now not only does he have your address but he also has a good idea about blind spots throughout half of your house
- He takes you to a restaurant a nice one up high in a skyscraping building
- The whole thing makes you nervous it's way more then you can afford
- This is exactly what Jin wants
- Slowly he starts integrating himself into your life, into your finances
- You lose your job for some bullshit reason your boss is nervous and stuttering
- Every job you apply to falls through and soon you find yourself not being able to afford rent
- With a smile Jin moves you into his apartment
- Before you can even blink your entirely dependent on Jin
- You have no money of your own no assets no support system
- So when Jin starts getting a little more controlling there's nothing you can do about it
- He starts picking out your outfits, light colored pastels often matching his own. It doesn't matter if it's not your style it's what Jin likes
- He manages to convince you to stop applying for jobs
- Why do you need one? He's there to take care of you. You don't need to worry about anything
- He starts to dictate who you can and can talk to. It starts with small comments that weed themselves into your mind
- "I don't really like how so and so seems to never think about you. They always treat you like a second option dont you think?"
- You didn't think that. But after Jin says it you can't stop thinking about it.... was he right?
- When you fight about it he buys you gifts. Expensive thoughtful ones that make you feel so guilty
- Soon he's doing everything for you.
- Deciding what you wear where you go what you eat what you do
- Jin has you in lock and key
- Like you are nothing more than a doll to sit up on a shelf, only pulled down when he want to play with you
- And there's really nothing you can do about it
Two Hours || myg

otter hybrid yoongi x female reader
Summary: Your neighbor invites you to a work picnic that he's nervous to attend. You promise to only stay for two hours. Word Count: 2,870 Genre: slice of life, fake dating, friends to ???, fluff Warnings: none
Notes: Thank you to @park-jimin-isnt-real for the moodboard above, and to @rec-me-bts for the moodboard below that I used in the teaser. I had so much trouble deciding which one to use where. Also many many thanks to @oddinary4bts and @madbutgloriouspond for beta-ing this for me and for their endless sympathies while I basically had an existential crisis in their dms. Thank you for not telling me I am annoying đ

The elevator dings and you step onto your floor. Your arm stings from carrying the grocery bags from the garageâthey arenât particularly full, but itâs just heavy enough and just long enough to get your out of shape muscles angry at you. The closer you get to your apartment, the more you notice a banging noise. And when you finally round the corner, you see its source.
Your across-the-hall neighbor, Yoongi, stands outside of his own apartment rattling his door angrily.
âStuck again?â you ask, fishing out your keys with your free hand.
Yoongi grunts, the small ears on the top of his head pressing into his hair in frustration. Silently, he takes the bags out of your hand while you open your door.Â
âYou should call the landlord again,â you tell him. He follows you inside as if itâs natural. Which, really, it is. This is the fourth time this month his door has jammed, effectively locking him out of his home until a locksmith showed up.
âIâd fix it myself if heâd let me.â He sets the bags on your counter and starts to hand you items. Strawberries, a bottle of coffee creamer, cucumbers and celery. He picks up a box of frozen fish sticks and flips it around to read. âYou know this stuff is garbage, right?â
You ignore his commentary on your groceries. âYou know Krolmeirâs never going to let you fix it. Heâd have to lower your rent.â
He hums, and you can hear the underlying âjackassâ in the tone.Â
âDo you want me to call him?â you asked. Krolmeirâyour landlordâlikes you way more than he seems to like Yoongi. Youâre almost positive you can guess why. But you arenât afraid to use his skeeviness to your advantage.
âI called him just before you showed up.â
âAnd he saidâŚ?â
âIâll be there as soon as I can.â Yoongi imitates Krolmeirâs voiceâa high-pitched nasally whine more than anything. He rolls his eyes. âSo heâll be here sometime between five minutes from now and next Tuesday.â
You hum sympathetically. âHang out here until he comes? Iâll make dinner.â
âAre you making fish sticks?â
âThought about it.â His face scrunches up in disgust, a massive frown parts his lips, revealing his longer than human canine teeth. You laugh and roll your eyes. âI was actually just going to order something. Want to get sushi?â
His eyes light up, but when he speaks, his tone doesnât match how excited he looks. âWhatever you want to do. Iâm the one crashing your evening.â
You wave him off. He should know by now that heâs not imposing. Youâve been neighbors for a few years now. Youâd started off just going grocery shopping togetherâitâs easier to carry groceries when there are two of youâand quickly progressed to taking refuge in each otherâs apartments when something went wrong in your own. First, it had been your air conditioning crapping out that had driven you to Yoongiâs apartment to avoid the late-summer heat. Then, his oven stopped working, and heâd hidden in your living room while the landlord and the handyman made the repairs. Back and forth until a friendship had formed.
The sushi arrives and you settle in together on your couch. You prop your door open so that you can hear if the landlord arrives. He takes two bites of his sashimi before Yoongi hums urgently, causing you to pause the show youâd turned on for background noise.
âIâve been meaning to ask,â he says, and you can tell heâs suddenly nervous. âSo weâre having a potluck picnic thing at work, and someone decided it would be a great idea to make it mandatory.â
âGross.â
âYeah. But I get a plus one, so I was wondering if maybe youâd go with me? Make it a little more tolerable?â
âYou want me to go to your dumb company picnic with you?â
âWell, when you say it like thatâŚâ Nervously, he pokes at a grain of rice that had fallen off one of his nigiri.
âSounds like itâs going to be not a lot of fun.â
âYeah.â
You shrug. âIâm in.â

Yoongi is a ball of nerves as you shift into park. Youâre definitely not the first ones hereâthereâs like ten other cars in the gravel lot, and you can see a large-ish group of people milling about the pavilion just up the hill. He alternates between patting his thigh and picking at the skin around his thumbnail. His ears press into his hair so far you canât even see them. You know he doesnât care for his coworkers, but you didnât know it was this bad. Maybe itâs the crowd, or the fact that so many of his coworkers will be here. You arenât sure, but you donât like how affected he is.
You reach over and gently cover his hands with your own. He freezes. âLetâs make a game plan,â you say softly. He hums. âWeâll stay for how long? Two hours? An hour and a half?â
âTwo I think. Since itâs mandatory.â
You nod. âStay for two hours. Weâll talk to people, but if it starts to be too much, let me know.âÂ
For a moment, heâs quiet. But then, he nods. âLetâs do this.â
You carry the dessert Yoongi madeâpartially because youâre a little worried he might drop it from nervesâand he sticks by your side. Heâs got one hand in his pocket, but heâs so close that the other brushes against you every few steps.
The closer you get, the more the people in the pavilion notice you. You watch as one by one, then a few at a time, they watch you approach. And suddenly, you understand why Yoongiâs uncomfortable. Eventually, someone comes scuttling toward you.
âHi Yoongi!â she calls, waving enthusiastically as she approaches.
âOh. Hey Liz.â He presses closer. âWe uh⌠we brought tiramisu.â
The womanâLizâtakes the container out of your hands. You make a small noise of protest, but sheâs already gone, back up the hill to the pavilion and everyone else.
âYoongi and his girlfriend brought dessert,â you hear her announce.
âOh, tiramisu? Nice!â someone elseâyou canât see whoâsays.
âNo way. I thought he was going to bring something fishy.â Someone else, you can see them and you make a note that you hate them, laughs. A few others chuckle, too, and you also hate them.
Theyâre still laughing when you get to the pavilion. Youâre introduced to each of them by finding out what they brought, and honestly, you donât remember most of their names. Itâs David that made the comment about the fish, so youâre sure to memorize his name so you can hate him fully. Davidâs dating Yoongiâs manager, Marcus, who apparently brought chicken that is very good. Thereâs Alison, who brought naan, and Rabia who brought chutney to go with it. And Donghyun brought some sort of seven layer dip.
For the most part, none of them talk to you. It quickly becomes clear that these people arenât friends. Certainly, they arenât friends with Yoongi, but they arenât friends at all. They talk to each other, but itâs clear that this is just another mandatory work thing for them, and they donât want to be here. Youâre honestly a little glad that they leave you alone. None of them seem particularly nice. Or interesting.
So you grab food. And you sit together at a table far away from where the rest of the group is lingering.
âOne hour, 45 minutes to go,â Yoongi mumbles, and you snort in laughter, almost choking on the naan youâd just taken a bite of.
âMaybe it wonât be so-â
âMind if I sit?â Youâre interrupted by a bright voice, and when you look, Liz is standing beside Yoongi, holding a plate of food.
You look to Yoongi and he makes a face that says he really doesnât want her to sit with you. But he says nothing, simply gestures to the other side of the table. Which, of course, she takes as an invitation to sit right beside him. He practically squeaks in distress and scoots slightly over so that thereâs a bit of space between them.
âI have to be honest,â Liz begins, oblivious. âNo one really expected you to bring anyone. We kind of all just assumed you were single, you know?â He hums, but otherwise doesnât acknowledge what sheâs saying. Briefly, you consider correcting herâyou arenât datingâbut she continues before you can even consider a polite way to address the situation. âHow long have you known each other? Howâd you meet?â
âYears.â He doesnât even look at her to answer her, his focus on pushing his food around on his plate. His current victim is the seven layer dip heâs stabbing with a tortilla chip.
âWeâre neighbors,â you add, hoping that maybe if you answer her questions, sheâll shut up and leave you alone.
Liz nods enthusiastically. âThatâs so cute! You guys are cute.â
âIâm going to grab a drink,â Yoongi announces suddenly, standing up. âDo you want anything?â
âSurprise me.â
He nods and leaves you alone with Liz. âIâm serious,â she laughs. âWhen we were all told we could bring a plus-one, I donât think anyone expected Yoongi to bring someone. Heâs usually so quiet around everyone at work.â
Youâve lost patience with her quickly. You arenât quite sure what it is, but every time she opens her mouth to speak, it grates on your nerves. âSometimes, he only talks when he thinks itâs worth his time.â You shrug and make eye contact with her.Â
Her smile falters very briefly, but then she recovers and itâs like nothing changed. âHe talks to me, though,â she continues, as if youâd said nothing. âMostly about new album releases and stuff.â You work at a music store, you think. But you let her keep talking. âHe knows so much about music. He played the piano for me once.â
You hum and say nothing, craning your neck so you can look around her to see where Yoongiâs gotten to. Heâs at the end of the pavilion, distracted by Marcus, his manager.
âHeâs really good,â Liz gushes. âLike, really good. He used to want to be a music teacherâdid you know that? He told me-â
You tune her out. Of course, you know that he plays the piano. Youâve seen the brown upright that sits in his living room, never dusty because he plays it too much. You often hear the soft melodies that travel through the walls at night when he canât sleep. Heâd even told you about wanting to be a music teacherâa long-dead dream that heâd abandoned in his early 20s. You wish he hadnât, he had the patience of a saint and he was one of the smartest people you knew. But you also understand how needlessly cruel the world can be sometimes.
Finally, Yoongi returns, balancing a plate and two bottles of beer. He sits one of the bottles in front of you and, with a flourish, places the plate between you. âSomeone made hotteok,â he says gleefully, nudging a pancake in your direction. âThey arenât hot, but Marcus said they were really good.â
He picks one up, gives it a satisfied pat. A wide, gummy smile spreads across his lips and his eyes crinkle in delight. He pats the pancake again a few more times, before nudging the plate toward you. Itâs got one more hotteok on it, and a scoop of the tiramisu trifle Yoongiâd made.Â
Liz makes a noise of annoyance, and the look on her face says that sheâs not happy sheâs being ignored. But she plasters on a smile when Yoongi looks over at her.
âOh. Liz,â he says softly, one hand still gently patting his hotteok. âI didnât realize you were still here.â
Her face falls. âI was just leaving.â
She leaves her plate behind.
He watches after her, eyes wide as she goes to join the group currently surrounding a bluetooth speaker. Itâs blasting some sort of 90s pop songâyou assume theyâve got a playlist going on someoneâs phone.Â
âThat was weird,â Yoongi says finally. âSheâs normally really nice.â
You hum and lie. âMaybe sheâs having a bad day.â
And as tactless as you think Liz is, you want to believe thatâs true. Youâve heard plenty of stories of her, how sheâs the only coworker that Yoongi actually likes, how sheâs nice to him, how she actually seems to be interested in what he has to say. You donât trust her, but you hope for Yoongiâs sake that sheâs just off her game today.Â
Maybe if he clarified that you werenât dating, it would help.
He doesnât make any effort to do that, though, not even when Rabia brings around a QR code for you to scan to add songs to the playlist theyâve got going.
âThought maybe you and your girlfriend would want to add some songs,â she says, offering a small smile. She waits patiently while Yoongi scans the code on her phone, and then she disappears again, back to the group over by the speaker.
âShe seems nice,â you say, watching as he types into his phone and picks a couple songs.
Yoongi shrugs. âIâve met her like twice? She works nights.â
After a second, he hands you his phone, open to some music website youâve never heard of. You carefully consider what you might want to add. The site doesnât let you see what else is in the playlist, so you arenât sure what songs Yoongi picked, let alone what the others have queued up. But you pick two of your favorites that you think would be fun and hand him his phone back.
Apparently, the playlist is on shuffle, because a few songs later, you recognize the opening beats of one of the songs you chose. Immediately, Yoongi perks up, his little ears on alert as he listens. It takes all of about three seconds for him to break into a grin.Â
Heâd introduced you to this band back when you first started grocery shopping together. You were driving, he was playing music on his phone. They were his favorite, a small hip-hop group made up of three dog hybrids. It wasnât common for hybrids to make it in really any industry, so the fact that these guys did and their music was good? You couldnât deny they had quickly become some of your favorite artists, too.
He sways a little with the music, his eyes closed. He looks content. You smile watching him, rest your chin on his hands. Youâre happy you came, you determine.
Two hours fly faster than you thought they would. And when you point out that youâve hit your promised limit and ask if Yoongiâs ready to go, he immediately nods. So you stand, say your goodbyes. His coworkers make a big deal of you leaving so soon. Liz tries to hug Yoongi before you leave, but he dodges her by grabbing another hotteokâthough whether it was a purposeful deflection or just a happy accident, you arenât sure.
He barely speaks until youâre in the car and halfway back to your apartment building. He shifts around in his seat, digging around in his pocket. He pulls out a rockâhis favorite rock, you noteâand rolls it around in his hand.
âThanks,â he says quietly. âFor coming with me. I uh⌠Iâm sorry I didnât tell them we werenât dating.â
You frown, and when you slow to a stop at the next redlight, you turn to look at him. âYou donât have to apologize for that. If it made the situation even a little easier, itâs totally fine.â
âYeah?â
âYeah, I mean, when am I going to see these people again?â The light turns green and you hit the gas. âLet them think whatever they want. You wanna come back in eight months and tell them weâre married? Go for it.â
âI-I donâtâŚâ
âSeriously, donât worry about it.â
He nods. âI appreciate it.â
The car falls silent, the only sounds coming from the radioâYoongiâs phone connected to the aux cord. He continues to toy with the rock, rubbing it between his fingers and tapping it against the armrest on the door. It takes only minutes to pull into the garage under your building, and even less to find a spot.
While youâre waiting for the elevator to return to the garage, he says your name so softly, you almost donât hear it over the whirring of the cables and machinery.
âHere,â he says, reaching out and grabbing your hand. Carefully, he presses his rock into your palm.
You look at him, confused. âYoongi, IâŚâ He loves this rock. Heâd never said exactly where he found it, but itâs a little round and very smooth, and youâve seen him pat his pockets down on numerous occasions to make sure he has it with him.
âTake it. Please. I⌠As a thank you.â He doesnât look at you, his face flushed a shade of light pink.
You nod and close your fingers around the rock. Youâll have to find somewhere nice to put it. And maybe, someday, you can find him a new one to replace it.

I'd love to know what you thought! I had been considering making this longer, but I thought leaving it open might be a little more fun. if you're interested, I may do a part two later? idk let me know if you're feeling a part two. thank you again to yav and jay for the moodboards. they're both so pretty.

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