I Find Barty And Reguluss Friendship So Funny. We Have The Permanently Offended, Supremely Uptight, Haughty,

i find barty and regulus’s friendship so funny. we have the permanently offended, supremely uptight, haughty, easily scandalised, victorian woman-esque, judgemental heir to the richest and most prominent wizarding family on one side, and then we have the sleaziest, most lewd and reprehensible ‘human being’ on the other. everytime barty forms a full sentence a year is taken off regulus’s lifespan. and yet barty is still significantly more intelligent than his best friend, and everytime regulus is reminded of this (every day) his eye twitches and he visualises how lovely barty would look without a head.

maniac by conan gray but it’s barty abt regulus

do you remember when we were eleven?

WE NEED TO START TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT BIGENDERISM

how it feels to do self care when you should be killing yourself