WHAT A SIMP MASTERLIST
WHAT A SIMP MASTERLIST

Mikey x Fem!Reader, SMAU, strangers to lovers
Summary: You and your friends go to Valhalla University; meanwhile, some of your friends' boyfriends go to Toman University. What happens when Valhalla team goes to pick Takemichi and Draken to Toman and Mikey becomes a simp at first sight?
ON COURSE
Tag list: Open
Warnings: Language, Smut, Slow burn, Unrequited Love, Fluff, Angst, Humour, Physical Fights, Violence
All characters are aged up.
Playlist

INTRODUCTION
Valhalla Team
Toman Team
STORY
After class
Oh no | Oh yes
Who gave him my phone number
Single or not?
Why did I do that?
Strangers to less strangers
Two sides of the same coin
Bondaries
Karaoke pt.1
Karaoke pt.2
New beginnings
The truth untold
Theories
Date not date
Goodnight
Rumour has it
Feelings
Fri-end
Lights
Official - non-official
Magnum
Expressions of love
Planning
First step
End of an era
No bowling
Anniversary
... [coming soon]
SPECIAL CHAPTERS
Halloween special
Saint Valentine
...
HEADCANONS
Headcanons
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CIRCUS OF LOVE ♡
“oh. my. god. they're playing my chemical romance NICOLE you know i'm scared of emos 😟⛓🖤”
━━ sano manjirō x f!reader
synopsis. when the clown meet the emo, it turns into a whole circus; one that the audiences who are watching on the side lines call a circus of love.
genre. romcom. collage!smau.
status. DISCONTINUED CRINGE DO NOT READ.
note. reading back this series makes me cringe so bad—i just can't. ten chapters but filled with unnecessary conversations that aren't of any importance to the main plot. it's literally going no where. i mean, to be honest, i already forgot what the main plot even is. what a waste of creativity, i know.
taglist. closed.

jokesters - emos
(1). “ahhh u mad”
(2). “oh shit.”
(3). “COME BARK ☹️”
(4). “make up or make out”
(5). “it's all baji's fault >:(”
(6). “uncalled for 🙁”
(7). “bitches wanna be me”
(8). “its not a date”
(9). “who gonna tell her?”
(10). “anygays”

BALANCE GAME

📻 “pick your answer A or B, it's a balance game, seoul university! welcome back to your favorite radio talk show— you send us two options, we pick one, and then we discuss why we picked it!”

PAIRING 𖦹 choi beomgyu x f!reader
GENRES 𖦹 fluff﹒crack﹒angst
WARNINGS 𖦹 mature language bc i need to swear every chance i can i’m so sorry, uni!au, childhood best friends to lovers trope, mutual but VERY oblivious pining, like i mean it when i say VERY oblivious, reader and beomgyu are kinda (really) dumb, everyone works for the uni radio station, seungmin and soobin are menaces to society, heeseung and jeongin are also menaces to society, chaeryeong wonders why men, this smau is actually very fast paced & kinda short so i’m sorry if it feels like the plot develops too fast for your taste
FEAT 𖦹 soobin from txt, heeseung from enhypen, jeongin and seungmin from skz, chaeryeong from itzy + mentions of other idols
SUMMARY 𖦹 choi beomgyu’s life was relatively simple. he woke up, went to class, met up with you (his best friend since 6th grade) for coffee, helped you manage the school’s radio station, co-hosted a talk show on said radio station with two of his closest friends and repeat. but when the show gets a question that asks whether he’d rather fall in love with a complete stranger or someone he’s known forever, choi beomgyu’s relatively simple life becomes extremely complicated.
STATUS 𖦹 off the air! (completed!)
START 𖦹 september 16, 2022
END 𖦹 december 26, 2022
MORE 𖦹 NO MORE SECOND LEAD BEOMGYU!!! i’ve had just about ENOUGH of giving him this treatment 😭😭 my king deserves better so i am giving him better in the form of my favorite tropes blended together 🫶 send an ask to join the taglist!!
++ this entire thing was beta’d by my bestie bff @lvandrmoon thank u luna !! i appreciate u sm <<3

PROFILES 𖦹 balance game bros | the brain cells(?)
ONE beomgyu > school > station
TWO ur despicable
THREE what the heart wants
FOUR we must repent
FIVE superbly interesting
SIX asking for oomf
SEVEN bitchless soobin and his bitchless anime
EIGHT plus one (964)
NINE seungbin and jeongseung
TEN a guest
ELEVEN y/n emo era
TWELVE intellectually intellectual
THIRTEEN taylor swift on main
FOURTEEN nice try tho
FIFTEEN he’s single
SIXTEEN willing to give it a shot
SEVENTEEN the only person to blame
EIGHTEEN abt to steal your man
NINETEEN i’d pick you a thousand times (1.7k)
TWENTY i’ll be waiting

© yeonjunszn. do not steal, claim, or repost.



pairing: suna x fem!reader, osamu x fem!reader
genre/trope: childhood best friends to strangers, friends to lovers, angst, fluff
summary: after years of not talking to each other, your childhood best friend decided to reach out again, how will everything go?
status: completed
warnings: cursing, suggestive topics
series playlist

osamu & peasants | VIP SLUTS
part 1: to early to get married?
part 2: let me take you on a date
part 3: I serve for sir tsukki 🥵🥵
part 4: I can cook and clean
part 5: the date [written segment]
part 6: grow up
part 7: fuck off
part 8: she saw kitties
part 9: I need to get hot for daddy
part 10: are we about to kiss right now? [written segment]
part 11: love marks
part 12: silicone dick
part 13: so stubborn
part 14: what a beautiful sight
part 15: use your stupid brain
part 16: I don't regret it
part 17: I'm sorry
part 18: don't bother
part 19: you have onigiris
part 20: you don't have to baby <3
part 21: deez nuts
part 22: it hurts
part 23: it can't get worse than that
part 24: goodbye suna
part 25: I don't owe you explanations
part 26: what are you waiting for?
part 27: nasty.
part 28: pretty for daddy
part 29: I'm ready zaddy
part 30: thank you

taglist [open]: @arrogantsonofabiscuit @sakusasbitch @souco @sunasexual @boba-duckie @discountkiyoko @shoyotime @sunalma @kuroohoeee @triniteaaa @zukoslosthishonor @iheartkuroorin @kac-chowsballs @akaashiwife @lilith412426 @loveprisms @eunoiwa @gladly-olus @its-the-aerieljeane @smackmyasslikeavolleyball @bakugouswh0r3 @erens-piss-cleaner @call-me-lulu @peachyaeger @omisemi @megumiisee @almondeupeach @lady-tokugawa-of-mikawa @whorefornoodles @togesslut @singularly-gifted-witch @art-junkie-13 @usernotcool @whoreuc @schleepyflocci @tetsuhoes @tatiquichi @starylust @bakudummy @akaashis-wife @mysterystarz @mysticstrawberryballoon @rinsangel @gumisluvr @givingeraserhead @srkuv @lyzzklm @shrimpypenis @psycho-nightrose
leave it all behind ll jhs

☼ synopsis:
- while on vacation with her friends, she meets a tall, dark, handsome stranger that takes her breath away. to keep the mystery going, she gives him a fake name, she’ll miss her vacation love.

pairing: hoseok x oc, jk is oc’s cousin
side ships: yoonmin, namjin
genre: angst, fluff, smut, crack
warnings: cursing, alcohol consumption, future smut
status: COMPLETED (6/14/2020)
A/n: there will be written parts included in some parts with individual warnings.
© jjungkookislife - I do not allow reposts or translations of my work on any platforms, this includes Youtube.

character profiles: yn & friends
character profiles: hoseok & friends
prologue:
Afficher davantage
NONSENSE
an oikawa tooru social media au

pairing. celebrity!oikawa tooru x f!reader
synopsis. you were oikawa tooru’s #1 fan, until you became his #1 hater. you hated him so much you went viral on twitter (accidentally) and literally became known as “the oikawa tooru hater”, doesn’t help that he keeps fueling the fire by subtweeting you. everyone is all in for this new drama. what isn’t known to the public, is that this particular drama’s been on hold for three years (him being your ex and all).
tags. social media au, celebrity smau, college au, exes to lovers, second chance romance, idiots in love, crack, humor (hopefully), fluff, and perhaps a little angst? ehe (groveling !!)
warnings. time stamps dont really matter unless i say so, cursing, some drinking alcohol n stuff and sometimes suggestive but nothing graphic
status. completed (01/15/23 - 02/11/24)
— playlist.


teasers
teaser 1—teaser 1.5—teaser 2
profiles
[name]’s pe(s)ts|in need of medical attention
episodes !
(⚘) — has narrative parts
ACT I
01. rid me of my despair
02. murder is ethically wrong
03. he’s literally everywhere
04. i’m NOT petty (⚘)
05. i think i’ve seen this film before
06. he’s back !
07. baby girl of all baby girls
08. the famous friend
09. forget me not
10. why are you running!? (⚘)
ACT II
11. blast from the past
12. i despise you (⚘)
13. villains are hot (⚘)
14. adulting and other important stuff (⚘)
15. what we look forward to
16. a nightmare dressed like a daydream
17. antithetical girlie
18. this is the tactic (⚘)
19. honey it hurts (⚘)
20. exes and ohs
21. takoyaki cravings
22. kill me with kindness
23. tell me, tell me (⚘)
24. do you think about me?
25. wish u were sober (⚘)
ACT III
26. you look like shit (⚘)
27. a taste of fame
28. reminds me of
29. helpless, breathless (⚘)
30. oh how you woo me
31. all over again
32. disconnected
33. this love is so illogical
34. don’t care if you ruin me (⚘)
35. hate clingy men
36. need you like oxygen (⚘)
37. media craze
38. hard to love (⚘)
39. coming home
40. only your love
EPILOGUE
41. new friends
42. love languages
43. utterly nonsensical
end
✦
bonus content
post break-up [name]
don’t you know that i’m intoxicated !
you said you liked the way i spoke
unsent letter #1
one of the boys
kuroo being a menace for 12 panels straight
kodzuken mayhem

taglist is CLOSED !
to be REMOVED from the taglist you can just send an ask or comment :)
notes. hey so i’m starting my first smau series?!!? *squeals and kicks feet in excitement* i hope i get to finish it lmao i plan to not make it that long prolly around only like 30 chaps! hope u’ll enjoy reading it as much as i’ll enjoy making it! also thank you everyone for 200 followers! i rlly appreciate it <3
icons used as pfps are not mine but the content of this smau is. please do not repost this on any other platform. © idlerin 2023
