Patrick Bateman Would Never Say Jig

Patrick Bateman would never say ‘jig’

HEY, I’M PATRICK BATEMAN AND YOU’RE NOT. STAY IN YOU GODDAMN LANE. RULE NUMBER 1 YOU WANNA BE PATRICK BATEMAN RULE NUMBER I AM PATRICK BATEMAN YOU WANNA BE PATRICK BATEMAN BUT YOU CANNOT BE PATRICK BATEMAN BECAUSE I AM PATRICK BATEMAN.

It is time for Pumpkin Beans

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

gert pic to prove shes still alive

[ID: a picture of a brown tabby cat sniffing the camera. her face is very close up and out of focus.]

BOOP INCOMING