This Is Why I Use Elementals Bound To My Will Rather Than The Undead.

This is why I use elementals bound to my will rather than the undead.

Why would I bother with sentient thralls that I need to invest time and effort into the wellbeing of when I can have robots animated by the sheer magical energies of the outer planes ?

Smh average necromancy L

Average Conjuration W

Reminder to provide your undead with therapy. Just because they're no longer alive doesn't mean they don't have feelings, too.

Tale proper care of your undead thralls, fellow necromancers. That's honestly the key to a strong undead army; be a kind leader to your troops.

Idk if we just have a nice social circle but in system spaces we often see stuff about how hard it is having other people understand but in our experience everyone we have ever told (Bar our parents). have been really chill about it.

Like yeah it may not be "normal" but they already knew we weren't neurotypical since the autism is pretty obvious.

Your thoughts ?

Average warlock of Dendar the night serpent

I want to kill the sun

Disclaimer: Killing the sun will kill you do not try this at home

You know what monster type is severely underrepresented in DnD ?

Plants

There are only a handful of plant monsters in the game

We should write a monster manual extension but it's only plant monsters

And call it Beckett's Book of Botanical Bedlam

And it's written by a druid In lore who puts funny things in the margins

And the restriction of only plant monsters will actually help creativity because if you set boundaries then you know where to start helping you come up with weirder stuff or something like that

You ever been thinking about something then *holy shit* cannon interaction between my head mates years before we knew we were a system ?

At least, years before I the host new, hence reblogging of this to make this post.

So me and some friends had a fictional superhero TV show just called "the series" and we had a character called Tsukuyomi (I think that's how it's spelled in English )

And he had the powers to duplicate himself and objects ditto (Ben ten) style and control shadows

And I remember he had a "shadow side" that he could tap into when he was really stressed that would make him more powerful but was really emotionally draining.

And I remember having to explain to my friends that the shadow side was not evil but merely misunderstood in its destructiveness and I was very insistent because I thought we were just projecting onto the character

And I remember creating a scene where in the void a child version of the character hugs the shadow side and tells him (shadow side) that he (child) accepts him (shadow side) and it was super sweet.

But now......I know that location. That's a spot within headspace

When I asked about this they both agreed !? Which means they both knew years before I did that we are plural. Although they didn't know the word at the time.

Cannon interaction between our trauma bearer and syskid 3 years before I knew, and in retrospect it's so obvious as well.

I'm going to build a kobold orbital bombardment platform and drop a dust off dryness nuke on you goblin rail gun

The dust of dryness used pellet is within a small wall of force cube and so when it hits the floor the pellet will be broken and release 95 570 liters of water. With nowhere to go due to being in a tiny unbreakable sphere the water will undergo nuclear fusion.

Then we will drop concentration on the wall of force releasing the nuclear blast equivalent to 228 gigatons of TNT

Thus I will prove that kobolds are the best

I’m going to build a goblin railgun.