This Is Why I Use Elementals Bound To My Will Rather Than The Undead.

This is why I use elementals bound to my will rather than the undead.

Why would I bother with sentient thralls that I need to invest time and effort into the wellbeing of when I can have robots animated by the sheer magical energies of the outer planes ?

Smh average necromancy L

Average Conjuration W

Reminder to provide your undead with therapy. Just because they're no longer alive doesn't mean they don't have feelings, too.

Tale proper care of your undead thralls, fellow necromancers. That's honestly the key to a strong undead army; be a kind leader to your troops.

Ok I need to know that others have experienced this scenario

Reading post

Dis some good relatable shit about systemhood

Looks at tags

"Anti endo" or anything along those lines

Damn it

Now I can't reblog it because I don't want to support that

But it was so relatable

Post ruined 🤬

DBZ abridged Piccolo being a mood

(the auto caption wasn't working so I retyped it in memeatic but that is what he said. This is in episode 40)

You know what monster type is severely underrepresented in DnD ?

Plants

There are only a handful of plant monsters in the game

We should write a monster manual extension but it's only plant monsters

And call it Beckett's Book of Botanical Bedlam

And it's written by a druid In lore who puts funny things in the margins

And the restriction of only plant monsters will actually help creativity because if you set boundaries then you know where to start helping you come up with weirder stuff or something like that

Average warlock of Dendar the night serpent

I want to kill the sun

Disclaimer: Killing the sun will kill you do not try this at home