DnD Combo

DnD combo

I posted this on WhatsApp first and can't be bothered to type it all out again

Deal with it

Wdyt ?

DnD character idea

Warlock

Fey patron

My patron goes by many names

Dentiniana

She who collects

The shark queen

The rider of thirty white horses upon the red hills

But most likely you know her as....the tooth fairy

I collect excellent teeth from the monsters I slay and in return she grants me these magical powers

(yes I am aware that this idea has been done before but I came up with the many names bit.....shut up.)

Seeing stuff like that at the top of r/grimdank warms my heart.

It is I ! The CIS police. Here to *CLONK* (gets hit in the back of the head with frying pan..... Falls unconscious)

@catboy-pentheus

am I wearing the trans flag thigh highs under my trousers, to my French exam? maybe. what are you, a cop?

Whenever I see a post that says "pls reblog if blanc and especially if it's something I agree with I have to fight my inner contrarian saying "noooooooo your giving in ! You have to deliberately not interact otherwise you lose the game !"

you will never be a bad person for not reblogging a post on tumblr, please remember that