Slappy: Its Been Years Since My Brother Was Run Over By A Steamroller

slappy: it’s been years since my brother was run over by a steamroller

wally: QUIT TELLIN’ EVERYONE I’M DEAD-

slappy: sometimes,,, i can still hear his voice,,,,,,,

is it okay if you can draw rl stine first meeting slappy? (you don't have to if you don't want to of course)

oh, for sure, dude!! might be a sec tho, i’m hangin out with my gf-

sons

this is the best thing i have ever seen in my entire lifetime and i hope that this doesn’t stay so underrated and people actually pay attention to this because this is  i m p o r t a n t and i love it so yeah

you know how in Goosebumps 2 Slappy walks into the pharmacy

can someone please draw him standing on various objects to make himself tall enough to trigger the sliding glass doors

like, first he stands on the mat and it won’t work

so he jumps up and down and that still won’t work

so he drags over a big rock or something and it still isn’t working

and he ends up standing on a tower of stacked items, holding up a broom

I mean, I know he has powers and all but I just love this

and the whole time he’s just like, the things I do for my mom

THIS MAKES ME WANNA CRY

someone: [has a fun hobby related to dolls, stuffed animals, animatronics, toys, puppets, low poly renders, sculpture, etc etc and posts about it online]

one million geek idiots on this site: This is so scary. This is so fucked up. This is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life. I cant look at this i feel like im going to die. Why does this exist. Op why would you do this. Kill it with fire. Im fucking shaking oh my god. I’m in a liminal space and this cursed revolting creature is ripping off all my limbs. Op do you take constructive criticism. I have no creativity, a really shitty sense of humor, and am rude

OMG HECC YEAH THIS IS GREAT!! 💚💚

HERE’S THE BIRTHDAY HEADCANON!!! AAHH BETTER MAKE THE CAKE!!!

Headcanon by: @fazzycaz 

Slappy sure is excited for his birthday