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My heart.
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Credit to RDJ ARMY.

I would watch an entire movie out of this.
Last week I joked that my very cerebral, retired-police-chief-grandpa is basically Holt from Brooklyn 99 and then today someone said, “damn, we’re out of decaf” and he just deadpans “well there’s no need to get hysterical.”
peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
Tony stark & Pepper - Avengers Endgame deleted scenes
Pepper: I SEND YOU UNSUPERVISED TO THE FARMER'S MARKET ONE TIME-
Tony, attempting to shove a stubborn alpaca off the couch: I can explain-
Pepper: FOR BREAD. BREAD. I ASK YOU TO GET ONE LOAF OF BREAD AND YOU COME BACK WITH THAT... THAT THING-
Tony: pep-
Pepper: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF???
Tony:
Tony, sweating: I forgot the bread
in the middle of the movie my friend said 'do you think Mr. Harrington is just....Steve, in like 30 years after stranger things ends?' and honestly it was very galaxy brained. I won't drop this now. new conspiracy theory.
nobody:
phase 4 of the mcu:

marvel has so much money and not one dollar of it is ever spent on graphic design
Warm Hearted Asks
Weather - What do you love most?
Dove - How do you express love?
Friendship Bracelet - What does friendship mean to you?
Loveseat- Describe your ideal house
Record Player - Love songs or breakup songs?
Stargaze - Celebrity crush?
Planter - Do you have a green thumb?
Linen - Do you prefer being friends with someone before starting a romantic relationship with them or starting straight into love?
Hot Cocoa - Three things you love about yourself?
Valentine - Do you like pda?
Succulent - What are you looking forward to?
Bath bomb - What is the best form of self care?
Roadtrip - Where is the farthest you’ve been from home?
Brown Sugar - What is making your heart warm today?
Pearls - Do you want to get married?
Seaside - Ideal date?
Luna Moth - City or country?
Velvet - What is your style?
Cupcake - Are you in love?
Romcom - Is your story a comedy or tragedy?
Sunset - Ask anything you want!
get u a man like peter parker who comes up with a six-step plan to confess his feelings to you which includes remembering your favourite flower and buying you a necklace of said flower
robert downey jr rly rocks up to set everyday wearing a t-shirt n sweats & they just slap a few lil white cgi dots on him while everybody else has 2 be in full costume or mocap & gotta spend several hours a day in make-up lmfaooo what a king
morgan: daddy, can peter and harley take me out for the day on september 20th?
tony: bit far away, but sure. what are you guys gonna do?
morgan, putting the ironman gauntlet bracelet on and activating it: we're gonna see dem aliens
tony:
go here and let me know what your short term top artists from spotify (within the last 4 weeks) are in the tags!
tony: hm binarily augmented retro-framing,, B.A.R.F. lol
beck: im gonna kill so many kids because of this..

I can't believe Marvel killed Tony Stark twice.
peter parker: 911 hey i hate to be “that guy” but i glued myself to the ceiling again
I’ve come to bless y’all with this twitter thread:
some of the scariest things you will ever see that will haunt you when you re-watch these scenes






if i had to see it, so should you
Once again WHOEVER RUNS THIS ACCOUNT DESERVES A RISE ASAP BECAUSE..

peter, at some point: ᵃᵗ ᵐʸ ᶠᵘⁿᵉʳᵃˡ ᶦ’ᵐ ᵍᵒᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵃ ᵏᵃʰᵒᵒᵗ ᵍᵃᵐᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ¹⁰⁰⁰ ᑫᵘᵉˢᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵐʸ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᵒᵉᵛᵉʳ ʷᶦⁿˢ, ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ʷᶦˡˡ !!!!!!
tony: bold of you to assume i’m ever letting you die


The irondad hug™
It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America
same energy



