Jeonghan Kissing Sleepy Mingyu Because He Looks Pretty So Anyways You Guys Need Anything From The Suicide

jeonghan kissing sleepy mingyu “because he looks pretty”… So anyways you guys need anything from the suicide store?

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titty obsessed! mingyu

warnings; just a wild puppy obsessed with tits. | a/n; wrote this in class under 15 mins. now we only need ass lover! cheol to finish the holy trio lol. (and, shud i write abt reader being obsessed with gyu's titties too? send me an ask if u want it!)

titty obsessed mingyu! who gets hard just from the sight of your slightly hard nipples poking from beneath the shirt. he has to hide his hard-on underneath a pillow because he isn’t sure on how to say it. how to say that he’s fucking obsessed with your tits. 

titty obsessed mingyu! whose cover gets blown when he cums on your breasts after you finish sucking him. he groans so loud, seeing his cum painting your chest. he’s so turned on by it that he doesn’t stop after he cums. he continues to jerk with one of his hands holding you hair back, and his eyes trained on your tits. he doesn’t stop until he has emptied out his balls. (but just as he gets off his high, he sees your tits covered in his cum, and he gets hard. completely blames you for having such pretty tits.)

titty obsessed! mingyu who sucks on your nipples every chance he gets. it doesn’t even have to be sexual. he’ll just nurse on them like he’s under a spell. he won’t budge till he has lathered your breasts with his saliva. it gets you so wet and horny, needing his cock to satiate you. but then, he’ll leave you high and dry (well… wet ig,) with your tits, fully soaked and your panties soiled. 

titty obsessed! mingyu who goes feral from marking up your tits. it is 100% assured that all your makeout sessions will have him lapping at your tits and marking them up. he sucks and bites on your skin as he goes down, leaving blooms of hickeys on your chest. expect him to have his mouth on your nipples the entire time, you're riding him. (he LOVES you riding him. he sloppily makes out with your breasts while you ride him.)

titty obsessed! mingyu who rushes home, after you send him a pic of your tits. but, it’s not just a normal one. you wrote his name on your chest with his favorite lipstick of yours. (he adds it to the folder that he has just for your tits along with another pic which is the same picture except with his cum decorating your tits.)

titty obsessed! mingyu who’s greedy (and a bit dumb), trying to fit your entire tit in his mouth. like- the entire thing. (for my small titty girlies, no worries, he’ll still do the same thing, trying to suck on the entirety of your chest at once.)  

titty obsessed! mingyu who loves rubbing his tip on your nipples. he loves the feeling of your bud teasing his slit. he also loves having your chest pressed up against his. especially, if your nipples rub against his, then he starts fucking you like he’s in a rut. 

titty obsessed! mingyu who’ll have his face squished in your boobs, no matter what. he’s sad? squish. he’s happy? squish. he’s horny? squish. he’s mad? squish (+ a rough fuck session.) like he’ll die happy if he can die with his face buried in your chest. and, your tits are his stress-relief balls. he’ll always have his hands inside your shirt, squishing away at them. 

“is this heaven?” he grumbles, and looks up at you, grinning. “it definitely is. I see an angel. ;))”   

bonus; bras are no-go for him lol. he demands you be braless around him always. and, if asked why, he’ll say he’s advocating for your boobs. “your honor, they deserve to breathe and live freely, too.” but, if he does find you wearing one at home, he goes through 5 stages of grief. 

his hands find your breasts like they usually do, but he finds that they’re arrested in your bra (his words). his eyebrows shoot up, his eyes widen, and his mouth gapes before he pouts, and his eyebrows knit together. (and, this all happens in slow-mo btw.) he acts like a kicked puppy till you undo your bra, and fling it on his face. then, he goes back to his hyper-puppy mode lol.  

kim mingyu’s (unhelpful) guide to losing your virginity

❝ you’re telling me that you, Miss Dick Repellent, had sex with Captain Chastity By Choice over here. ❞

PAIRING ▸ kim mingyu x fem!reader

GENRES ▸ smut, fluff, humor, college au, best friends to lovers au, friends with benefits au

WARNINGS ▸ profanity, alcohol consumption, rated m for mingyu, slow burn, he fell first but she fell harder but then he tripped and ate shit, probably the most self-indulgent thing i’ve written, mingyu and mc are both virgins, sexual content, sexual tension, protected and unprotected sex (i would not advise doing the latter), lots of teasing and banter, oral (f. and m. receiving), fingering, wall sex, couch sex, public sex, mingyu discovers what pasties are, soonyoung orders 20 connect fours, they are avid enjoyers of the barbie movies

SUMMARY ▸ after accidentally telling your friends that kim mingyu took your virginity (he didn’t), you’re shocked when he proposes to relieve you of the fabled v-card for good (he does).

PLAYLIST ▸ perfect by one direction • spell by niki • fatal flaw by ellise • give me a kiss by lolo zouaï • step? by bibi

WORD COUNT ▸ 31,273 words

AUTHOR’S NOTE ▸ someone (fia) once told me i write too many college aus. i said yeah ur right. and i’m gonna do it again

“BIRDS AND BEES CANNOT PHYSICALLY FUCK.”

You sounded more distressed than informative while you were trying to reason with your longtime best friend, Kim Mingyu. He, on the other hand, appeared visibly worked up over this childish level of argument you two were having.

“It is a metaphor,” he said. “Everyone knows birds and bees aren’t screwing each other up in the trees.”

You still couldn’t wrap your head around it. Hours ago, you had fucked yourself over after Kwon Soonyoung had casually brought up the topic of body counts. After everyone in your friend group went around listing theirs (Soonyoung: 3; Jungwoo: 3; Minghao: 2; Vernon: 5), you accidentally blurted out that your body count actually existed—one, to be exact.

This was a problem because, to everyone’s prior knowledge, you were a virgin.

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