I Thought That Was Just Moloch Dressed As Krampus?? The Idea He Looks Similar Is Cool Tho

I thought that was just Moloch dressed as Krampus?? The idea he looks similar is cool tho

It probably was, but I just really like making new characters at the slightest provocation.

It would make for a good fic/fan-comic, at least.

I like to think Krampus would sound just like Moloch but with a German accent and has grown to hate his job (He'd be great friends with Rick).

Fizz's big goof

So, I've been thinking about this for a while. While Fizz obviously quit for his own well-being, he also carried himself in a way that implied he was screwing over Mammon by quitting, when that couldn't be further from the truth.

Allow me to explain.

It's been confirmed that Glitz and Glam not only did legally win, but also survived getting squished. Meaning that they're Mam's new brand figures.

I bring this up because the episode goes out of it's way to portray the twins as being so extremely shallow that they only care about winning and being famous mascots, not money, not Mam's adoration, not for the sake of mastering clowning. They're also clearly okay with sexualizing themselves (as seen when one of them flashes the crowd). In other words, all the factors that made Fizz unhappy under Mammon and eventually made him quit are absent in the Glam sisters, there's no reason to think they'd ever want to quit.

Another thing is that, with two mascots, Mammon would make twice as much money, especially from completionists and extra horny weirdos.

While it was good for Fizz, him quitting didn't actually hurt Mam at all, quite the contrary, it dropped two people perfect for what Mammon needs from someone for the position of his brand figure directly into his lap!

Sucks to be you, Imp Jerky!

I think the marketing really screwed the movie, had it been promoted as a reimagining of Cruella or an original story about a similar woman who took a better path, instead of Cruella's backstory, I guarantee that it would've performed better. Hell, it may have even steered the rampant villain redemption stuff into villain reimagining stuff, which would've been way better!

The whole "Disney villain hates something because of trauma" meme that started with Cruella makes me kinda angry because it's one of the earliest examples of people either not understanding what actually happened, or worse, people not bothering to actually see the movie in question and just basing their thoughts on reviews they've seen.

Estella/Cruella never shows any kind of real hatred towards the Dalmatians themselves. She steals them as revenge, but they're shown to be taken care of and never actually harmed. Most she does is make a bad joke about maybe turning them into a coat, but that never actually happens.

And she never blames the dogs for her mother's death. First, she blames herself, in a similar way to how Simba blamed himself for his father's death - assuming that her mother just got caught in the crossfire, since the dogs had been chasing her daughter and she got caught in the middle. And when she learns her mother was targetted, she turns her anger towards the person who sent the dogs after her mother, not the dogs themselves.

I love that movie!!

As someone whose mother's dog almost tore my arm off when I was 3 and still has a fear of dogs to this day, I get really uncomfortable when people make fun of the "dogs killed her mom" thing. As if going through dog related trauma at an early age wouldn't leave you with an aversion to them.

The whole "Disney villain hates something because of trauma" meme that started with Cruella makes me kinda angry because it's one of the earliest examples of people either not understanding what actually happened, or worse, people not bothering to actually see the movie in question and just basing their thoughts on reviews they've seen.

Estella/Cruella never shows any kind of real hatred towards the Dalmatians themselves. She steals them as revenge, but they're shown to be taken care of and never actually harmed. Most she does is make a bad joke about maybe turning them into a coat, but that never actually happens.

And she never blames the dogs for her mother's death. First, she blames herself, in a similar way to how Simba blamed himself for his father's death - assuming that her mother just got caught in the crossfire, since the dogs had been chasing her daughter and she got caught in the middle. And when she learns her mother was targetted, she turns her anger towards the person who sent the dogs after her mother, not the dogs themselves.

Hate to disappoint, but I have no intention of painting Striker as being in the right. This anti-capitalist will have his pro-capitalist redemption arc and that's that. Of course I'm phrasing it for comedic effect, but that's the basic gist of what I plan to do with the character.

Petition to do a Helluva Boss fan re-write where we give Striker and Stella actual personalities, address Blitzø's trauma in a way that makes sense, and actually have IMP be central to the plot

There's more, obviously, but I hope you get what I mean 🤙🏽💛

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Of course I do. And I think it would fix so much if IMP (just Millie and Blitzø) secretly kill other imps hellhounds and hellborn but keep it on the very downlow. That’s where the money really comes from. By day the four have some fun and Millie and blitz get to be carefree and happy. But by night is the real and unspeakable dark shit only the two of them are hardened enough to be capable of. They shield moxxie and Loona from this.

Have Blitzs trauma be similar but have it’s first introduction not be a x3 speed flashback where no actual dialogue is heard…and let it be the season 2 premiere. His story has been planned from the very start and stolas pissbaby story was based on fanart from like a year prior

Adding some stuff from chronicles:

One murderer has an entire swan as part of their hat, their big freakout sees the swan springing to life and flapping it's wings hard enough to lift the killer off the ground and lays eggs which instantly hatch.

Almost every case with jurors has no less than 2 jurors either be in close proximity to the crime, or have a connection to someone involved. Characters from past and future cases are also frequently jurors

The main prosecutor frequently throws glass objects containing alcohol in anger, often towards the gallery or into lit torches. Sometimes he slams his leg on his bench, instead.

A woman is stabbed in the back by a knife which flew out of a window after another woman threw it at her husband. Said woman was posing as her husband's maid to make him look more prestigious to guests. Said woman also ends up being a juror in the trail of the man falsely accused of the stabbing.

During the above mentioned trial, the prosecutor asserts that the defendant, who is constantly described as meek and jittery, vaulted a six foot long ditch while carrying 3 books. He ends up being right.

There's a pudgy old pawnbroker who threatens to shoot himself as "penance" for even the slightest mistake on his end. This is played for laughs until the man is killed and then the fact his gun only had one bullet in it becomes a plot point.

At one point, government secrets are stolen and smuggled in Morse code imbedded on music box discs.

One villain confesses to murder and attempted murder after the main character makes it impossible for him to obtain a hidden treasure. The main character had no conclusive proof that the man was guilty of either crime.

The main character has to defend a scientist who constantly sabotages his own case, because he would rather be sentenced to death than be forced to face the truth that his experiment was a failure.

Most of the issues the main cast face in exposing a massive conspiracy in the final case are a result of the actions of a bumbling pair of rich gingers who decided to scam a bunch of people for shits and giggles.

One of those gingers has a habit of grabbing and dragging people with a gem-encrusted dog leash.

A 10 year old girl and a himbo chemist were able to make functioning earbuds and a fucking hologram in 1900.

Everyone talks about how silly Ace Attorney is but only ever mentions the parrot and the Almost Christmas thing, so here’s a few highlights of insane shit that happens in Ace Attorney that I personally adore:

The famous orca defendant from Phoenix’s first case after disbarment turns out to be the secret sibling of another orca… who was also falsely accused of murder

The final case of what is widely considered one of the best games in the series involves a clown crushing the president of fantasy Hong Kong to death with a hot air balloon. The president turns out to be a body double who replaced the original president 15 years prior. This is all taken completely seriously

The inciting incident of effectively the entire series was an episode of cupcake wars that went really, REALLY poorly

The plot of the most recent mainline game is “what if defense attorneys were systematically oppressed by the government”

The main character gets hit by a car in one of the cases and walks it off. He does sprain his ankle though

Two separate characters can summon butterflies in court and make their scarves levitate. They have literally no relation to each other and this inexplicable telekinesis is never mentioned by the cast even once

A major plot point in one of the cases is someone tying a corpse to the end of a rope and then pendulum swinging them across a bridge so aggressively they get launched 30 feet into the air on the other side. This is fully animated and you get to watch it happen no less than 4 times