S01 Local People No 27: It's Bernice

S01 Local People No 27: It's Bernice

The Reverend Bernice Woodall

Fruit: Tinned

Hobbies: Looking out at the window at the girls outside Victoria Wine

Book: Catherine Cookson's The Girl

Secret: Once spelt out her name in the snow in her own piss

Quote: "When you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you."

pretty good film. excellent film even. second favourite film ever maybe

I finally kicked myself up the arse and started working on digital art again! I forgot how smoooth it is. anyway here's some FREAKS

S01 Local People No. 14: Babs

Barbara Dixon

Sex: Neither/Both

Number of Operations: 12

Successful Operations: 0

Testicles: ½

Nipples: Bullets

S01 Local People No. 7-9: Geoff, Mike, & Brian

Geoffrey 'Geoff' Tipps

Marital Status: Separated

Guns Owned: 44

Curry Strength: Vindaloo

Exercise: Nope

Favorite Book: The Catcher in the Rye

Mike Harris

Marital Status: Married

Guns Owned: 0

Curry Strength: Tikka Massala

Exercise: Football

Favorite Book: The Runaway Jury

Brian Morgan

Marital Status: Co-habiting

Guns Owned: 0

Curry Strength: Mild Korma

Exercise: Swimming & Badminton

Favorite Book: Ring of Bright Water

S01 Local People No. 18-20: Special Meat

Hilary Briss

Age: I have crossed oceans of time

Favorite Animal: Moo Cow

Favorite Cut: Shin

TV Programme: Pot Black

Actor: James Mason

Maurice Evans

Age: 62

Favorite Animal: Scotty Dog

Favorite Cut: Brisket

TV Programme: Noah & Nelly

Actor: Maurice Evans

Sam Chignell

Age: 49

Favorite Animal: The Snail

Favorite Cut: Knuckle Scrape

TV Programme: Children's Ward

Actor: Debra Winger