I Want To Be The God Of Otters

I want to be the god of otters

idk there probably wasn’t one considering idk how native they are to Greece if they are at all

Are there any animals that the greek gods havent touched yet or am I allowed to steal one from another god just of a different type of said animal....

It’s wild. Just today at my school I had to call in the security guards because six girls were sharing some sort of smoking paraphernalia (idk what exactly it is and that’s the best word I got) in the bathroom. Like, we had classes specifically outlying the dangers of smoking and these idiots, sophomores like me, are still doing it anyways.

what's with the weird glorification of smoking that's come back lately

like

I've seen so many posts that paint opposing smoking as some impossibly Loser-ish or puritanical stance and I really don't get it

it makes you, your house, and your clothing stink, destroys your teeth, and gives you lung cancer. opposing it is. Correct. obviously addiction is very complicated and quitting can be hard, but just saying "smoking is gross and harmful as a practice (including vaping)" is True and Right actually

some of you have never grown up hearing about how some beloved family member died a slow, agonized, wasting death of smoking-induced cancer, or watching it firsthand for yourself, and it shows

@just-ray

Me (thinking): I think Grimace is divorced. He gives off divorced vibes. Is that weird to say

Me, to internet friend: Do you think Grimace has a wife

Friend: I think he’s divorced

Me: omg that’s what I was thinking…

Friend: omg….

adding that to his lore-

anyways that was actually kind of the intent? I wanted him to be half-Brazilian, so I can just make his other half Ukrainian since I never actually figured out what the other half was supposed to be-

(he wasn’t raised by a single mother or adoptive father. He was just raised by his parents, and conveniently, his father’s name is Dagger lol)

do it :3

honestly dream-you was based. cows are tasty (imo)

I had a dream that I had a tote bag full of cows. Real, alive, breathing cows. And I was only surprised because one glowed in the dark.

that is NOT her last name. It is WOLFSBANE.

WOLFSBANE YOU FOOL.

Black make up... black tights... black and white hair clips... The Addamsification of Enid Sinclair has started 👀