Can I Get A Reader Who Can Break The 4th Wall But Like Kuzco Form The Emperors New Groove No One Knows

can I get a reader who can break the 4th wall but like kuzco form the emperors new groove no one knows they can do it not even Caine

TADC x Kuzco!Reader

a/n- sorry if i took so long!! i didnt watch the emperors new groove so this might be OOC 😭 characters- kinger, jax, pomni, zooble, Gangle. (help how do i figure out the difference between imagines and head-canons) CW- mentions of violence (?) notes- Reader is GN and has similar traits to Kuzco (i HOPE. i never watched the film) credits- the-s1lly-corner for the format!! *POSSIBLE SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 2!!*

things you'd probably notice

like how jax's teeth arent brushed and how they have LOADS of tar-tar

ragatha's stitching in-between her limbs

zooble's body parts are different textures (smooth, rough, fluffy, slimy, glittery, etc-etc..)

how pomni's eyes spiral like a merry-go-round when shes excited

how your partner/crush glances at you every now and then. but you try to pretend you dont see it happening so they look at you more. (if you have any!)

kinger's wood texture on his skin changing every day or so. (like the texture re-renders everyday)

gangle's ribbon texture. its so mesmerizing to see all the little ridges on her.

how after episode 2 (IF you were there) you could see the stitches on ragatha's torso from when she was impaled.

jax's messy fur after he showers or wakes up. and how it makes him look so innocent and adorable.

the casts body language. your like an eagle when it comes to this. (you can tell whenever one of them is upset. its optional if you help them or not)

how jax stomps his feet whenever hes threatened, upset and/or demanding attention (just like how rabbits IRL do! even though hes technically a jackrabbit.)

misc HCs/imagines

if you had a crush (or IF you were dating any of the character) every episode you'd either point it out in third person, talk so highly of them in third person or maybe you'd doodle hearts over them in the intro. probably just to make the fangirls/fanboys jealous

you'd probably help give context in third person to the audience.

IF jax ever caught you he'd probably think you were crazy. (since your like talking to yourself in his POV.)

whenever theres drama or something crazy happens you'd 100% look into the camera and break the fourth wall

omg maybe you'd spill some tea going on BTS (behind the scenes) during a mundane moment (in third person obviously..)

i have a strong suspicion you'd try to start drama just for the fun of it.

maybe you'll collect secrets of your enemy/ rival and spill them in third person!!

only the viewers can actually see and hear it all though. so you look crazy to everyone else (IF they caught you in the act)

you'll probably be a huge hit with the drama queens/kings and the theorists.

(A/N- thank you for requesting!! i really enjoyed writing this!! so sorry if this isn't what you wanted though!!) (also my English and grammar may be choppy!!)

yes. yes i do.

You ever just... yell about #jax x y/n??

my WIP wattpad oneshot without context 😭

Your blog is the coolest thing ever :D

THANK YOU ANON!!!!!! :3

I'm a cat owner myself and i would be absolutely CRUSHED if that actually happened to my cat. i dont know what id do without her so i cant imagine the amount of pain those owners are. i wish them the best.

Deadly self-cleaning litter boxes are flooding the market

If you either have or are considering buying an automatic litter box, please do not get a design that looks like this:

I won't go into detail in this post, but this specific design of automatic litter boxes has killed multiple cats and because it's one of those cheaply mass produced dropshipping esc products, there's not exactly one specific brand name to beware of.

I learned about it through this video ["This Scam is Killing Cats" by penguinz0] but his video is just a shorter signal boost for a longer more in-depth video ["The DEADLY self-cleaning litter boxes that have flooded the market" by One Man Five Cats]

MAJOR WARNING for distressing descriptions and demonstrations using toys/objects to show how exactly this type of automatic litter boxes is dangerous along with detailed stories from people who did directly lose their cats.

These are currently some of the cheapest automatic litter boxes on the market and loads are being sold and as mentioned in both videos, the product claims to have good safety features but the sensors aren't reliable and considering there are safe automatic litter box designs out there, this specific design is just downright neglectful.

I am making this post in the hopes to help make more people aware of this dangerous design and if they have an automatic litter box of this type, to stop using it before the worst happens.