Lucifer: *doom Scrolling On His Phone*

Lucifer: *doom scrolling on his phone*

Hey, do you wanna go out to eat tonight?

Alastor: *gnawing on Lucifer's shoulder*

Nom nom nom-

📻Funny Radioapple Idea🍎

Alastor bites Lucifer's neck and just would not let go. Lucifer just leaves Alastor hanging off of his neck everywhere he goes now. To the store, on walks, Alastor's just hanging off of his neck, his legs just being dragged on the ground. Alastor is now his ✨️accessory✨️.

Lucifer, ranting: Oh and he's so fucking infuriating! Thinks he can just waltz into that hotel, and into my daughter's life! Daring to argue with me, ME! The King of Hell! With his stupid coat and the ugliest fucking haircut I've ever seen, strolling around as if he owned the place!

Asmodeus, Sin of Lust, able to tell Exactly what is going on, pouring him a second margarita: Mhmm, tell me more, girl.

I never see someone say this so I thought I’d say it then. This applies to any fandom really.

During season 2, I need Alastor and Lucifer to team up (against Vox or something idk) only for them to go back to hating each other afterwards. pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease