Ladies And Gentlemen, Her

ladies and gentlemen, her

| thanks for the trauma! — crack scenario

《 gn!Creator!reader's arm gets cut off and visits Bubu pharmacy. 》

☆ — this is short because.... because becausebecausebecausebecausebdua—

( warnings — typical SAGAU shit, yandere genshin, cult behavior, IMPOSTER AU, blood mentioned, you get your arm cut off by The Musou no Hitotachi [aka raiden shoguns sword lol] )

♡ @rait-h, @xyrle

"what."

usually, Baizhu was calm with most of his clients and never freaked out, he always kept his composure as to reassure his client in a way. before this incident of course. in fact, he seemed to have blanked out.

he saw you, who looked quite similar to The Creator, missing an arm and gold blood furiously dripping out of the missing arm. you were also accompanied by a panicked Zhongli, and a genuinely scared Electro Archon who was practically crying. oh, and Venti, who was also crying his eyes out, begging for forgiveness.

you looked at Baizhu with a blank expression, shrugging and trying to kick the three Archons off of you. "hey, so, i kinda need a favo—" "i'm sorry, i'm— sniffle please execute me i'm so— sniffle so sorry pl—" sighing, you grumbled and tried kicking off Venti again. "get off." still sobbing, he let go and sat on the ground.

"uhh..." sensing Baizhu's confusion, you walk towards him holding out the arm that wasn't cut off, and gesturing towards the one that was currently missing. "so, those three and a few others," you nudged your head to the three Arxhons behind you, "tried murdering me and then Ei... or the Raiden Shogun? whoever it was, cut my arm off with The Musou no Hitotachi and here we are. the other Archons were present at the execution but i have no idea where they are right now, actually..."

"so, do you think you can help me?"

(Qiqi was left traumatized. so now you wouldn't ever lose the 50/50 to her /j)

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i was trying to draw jesse actually looking like an adult in my style and then it spiralled out of control-

Ganyu will come home.

Mark my words.

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im going to be the dorkiest diluc in teyvat yall

You get isekai’d into Teyvat! As who will you be reborn? I got Klee so it’s all over for you guys 🧨

im getting cancelled tonight

aAYYYY