Any Bnha Fanfic Writers Out There Who Are Probably Calmly Writing About Their Lifes In The Dorms And

Any bnha fanfic writers out there who are probably calmly writing about their lifes in the dorms and then violently get reminded that Izuku's room is next to M*neta's ?

Ships or no ships, everyone exchanges chocolates on V da in 1A

Uraraka painstakingly makes a special Valentine's chocolate box for Bakugo. All the chocolates are either dick shaped, or from a special mould of a middle finger Todoroki got her. (Also mayhaps gotten a bunny one for Izuku but shhh)

Hah gay

Bby just short circuit it'll get fried and die

Denki: *panicking* an ant went in my ear, it's going to eat my brain out!!

Bakugo: it's going to starve

Bakusquad hanging out : they start at 4 pm because someone is a weak bitch and goes to bed early. They play games on the common room, and there's always a compition of some kind. Very very loud, not just from Jirou's punk music but also yelling in general. They get noise complaints and possibly repramanded by Aizawa. If they're feeling particularly rebellious they'll do weed.

Dekusquad hanging out : they never get noise complaint. Because they would never cause distress for their fellow classmates (Iida noises). They also vandalise Endeavour's office once a month. The security camera has yet to catch them. Aizawa knows this. He has also given up on stopping them. May raid the HC headquarters if they're feeling rebellious.

Bro the amount of security and proximity Izuku has only reinforces everyone's belief that he's All Might's son. Also I imagined everyone seeing the lies being sorta taboo of sorts? Kinda like many soulnate au's so there's wrist cuffs and so. So no one actually knows it's a lie and Izuku's proximity to All might just makes more sense as him being his son than not. Izuku grew up with All might, but if you think that means he's any less of a fanboy you are wrong.

Also, Aizawa? Father ofter my own heart? Didn't think he'll ever have a connection with any children and then 1a just.... Happens? He was in no way expecting a connection with any of the kids, but then his problem children latched on and never left

AU where you're born with one thing written on your wrist that everyone assumes about you, but is untrue. You may think this is an angst prompt about quirked and quirkless but I want you to imagine Izuku being born with All Might's Son on his wrist.

(Aizawa, 5 year old : mom why do I have 'father of 20' written on my wrist?

Aizawa, 35 year old : I don't have 20 kids, I have 21)