Hey TAU'ers!

Hey TAU'ers!

Are you going to DragonCon? Do you live in the Atlanta area and have nothing to do on Friday night? Then why don’t you come to this Gravity Falls panel, hosted by Mod S (aka @seiya234 )!

While I won’t be discussing TAU on the panel, I would LOOOOOVE to see y'all there! I’ll be dressed up as Grunkle Stan!

Going to be at DragonCon but going to miss this panel? HMU! My schedule will be pretty packed but I’m always down to say hi!

Sam doing a class presentation on vegetables: Vegetables do not exist. And I know what you're all thinking here, "Sam, I'm holding a vegetable in my hand. I know that vegetables exist."

Kwan holding up his celery stick: Yeah.

Dash who forgot about the project: -looking at his empty hands-

Sam: Really? Name a vegetable.

Students: -all shouting their vegetable-

Kwan: Celery.

Sam: Celery is a stalk.

Tucker: What about pepper?

Sam: Pepper is a fruit.

Danny half asleep: Grape.

Sam trying not to break focus and laugh: Grape is ... A fruit.

Danny: Alright well....

Paulina: Potato.

Sam: What was that?

Paulina: ... Potato.

Sam: A potato is a tuber.

Valerie: Broccoli?

Sam: Broccoli is a flower.

Star: Spinach!

Sam: Spinach is, say it with me, a leaf.

Sam: Listen. I am, first and foremost a person of science and what does the science tell us?

Sam pulling up slides: Botanists say that there is no scientific definition of a vegetable, right? Okay, so now we're asking ourselves, Sam, how do I know that word?

Sam going to her next slide: Well, great question. It is a... Culinary word. So fruits for example do have a scientific definition-

Students: -starting to giggle-

Danny instantly losing it: Sorry... It's a rat.

Danny pointing to the slide:

Tucker: Reverse Ratatouille?

Kwan: Man-atoullie...

Mr Lancer: ... These presentations were supposed to be simple. Pick a vegetable, talk about it for five minutes. Manson makes a speech about incorrect terminology. Fenton brings a grape. Baxter just forgets. And half the class is losing it over a slide of a rat. I need a raise.

Source

You get told you're allowed to go as many times as you like today. However, the catch is you have to go in a container. Probably a bucket size. And that's the only place you're allowed to go. And it is not allowed to overflow.

Do you hold until you need relief and fill it in 1 or 2 goes if you're lucky, or let the pressure out bit by bit over the day to keep yourself going?

Do you eek out little drops at the end to fill it to the brim but risk overflowing? Can you control it that well now you're so desperate?

Maybe as the day goes they make you drink more and more, keep the liquid flowing through you.

As you go on though you want to refuse the drinks, but they warn you to listen, to not argue. But you persist, you're already so desperate you know more will only lead to the inevitable, so they decide to make you listen. You refuse a drink one too many times and instead that goes straight into the container. Now you get less to pee.

Maybe they even fill it while you're distracted, so next time you go it's more full than you remember and you worry this might mean you won't make the day.

And of course, once it's full you can only look at the clock desperately. Hoping you can hold the rest of the day but, it filled so quick and those drinks are very micb still filling your poor achey bladder.

Apparently they got hacked a while ago so rip

From twitter