
Most self-depricative god, a glutton with terrible object permanence, an idealist with the attention span of a dead snail, a walking juxtoposition.
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forever thinking about the tgwdlm digital ticket and how, after the “alice is already dead” speech, you can see ted in the background for the whole rest of the scene. and oh boy does joey ever pack that shit FULL of tiny little acting choices that make me go cuckoo bananas.
the first part that i love is when paul says “i’m gonna go with you to get your daughter back.” ted was walking away, but then he freezes, and clenches his fists at his sides. he stares at paul in disbelief for a moment, then he grabs the bottle of booze off the seat with obvious anger and sits back down.






he’s sitting, clutching the bottle, and staring down at charlotte’s body at his feet, looking miserable and angry.
but when paul says “there comes a time in every man’s life when he has to draw a line in the sand,” joey does this beautiful, tiny movement where just his eyes snap up from charlotte’s body. he’s not immediately looking at paul, but it’s crystal clear that he snapped to attention at that statement. then he stares at paul in such grim silence.




for me this all really resonates with all that we now know about ted… i think there have been many times in ted’s life when, from his perspective, things probably would’ve been a lot better if he had drawn a line in the sand. if he had stepped up. if he had been braver. if he had told jenny how he felt. if he had had a serious, open talk with charlotte. if he had the guts in this moment right now to go with paul and bill in the vain hope that his baby brother might still be alive in that school with alice.
but ted is so far gone at this point, so resigned, so far down that bottle of booze that he can’t bring himself to do anything. so he just watches paul go. and now the man he considers his best friend is strutting off to his death too, and ted knows he’s not going to stop him. he’s always been a coward, so why stop now?
i’m just fascinated by this whole sequence and i am obsessed with joey’s choices and how well the whole thing flows in harmony with information from years later. ted is such a mess and i love him so so much. he has so many subtleties to him if you’re looking for them.
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I think I'm the only one using this journaling app correctly.
BLAZERS ARE TOO SPENDY TARGET, STAHPIT!!!!
>:(
how am I meant to dress for the world peace gala in these conditions
when I was younger I used to think that the fiber you're meant to have in your diet was synonymous with like cotton fibers, the lil threads, and that the way it "helped your poop" was like making Mayan adobe bricks with mud and grass
now that I'm older I think that's a way better idea than whatever the hell is in this capsule
YEEEEEEESSSSSS I LOVE EZEKIEL!!!!!!!!!!!
Chat, I'm coming out as an Ezekiel fan. The way Joey plays him- Im so sorry but like ?!! You give me another hateable shithead character thats also just a little guy and expect me to act normally?

No. Fuck that.
Joey had NO RIGHT to play that fucking bird. How dare he.


AND WHEN HE FALLS IN THE WOOD CHIPPER AND JOEY PULLS THIS SHIT ??? I screamed.
Fucking look at the SPECTACULAR lightning for this stupid fucking weed bird.

Chat, I am actively screaming, crying, throwing up, throwing myself into a wood chipper- this fucking Nighthawk.
If it seems like I'm angry, it's because I am.
My partner and I are talking and we ended up with the idea of the monkey on the typewriter eventually writing every book in the world, and how we never talk about the originally brilliant, equally accidental works the monkey writes in the margins of Shakespeare.
Let me talk about the best fantasy novel that never existed before the monkey hopped on the typewriter. That's more brilliant to me than the replication of the greats through chance, just the idea of greatER works being created through that same chance.

We’ve heard of werewolf Curt- but what about vampire Owen?

Breaking my silence, this is the graph, I carbon-dated all the channels in the tcb server using their urls
I made a graph for TCB again, it was actually truly pointless, I can't think of a single way it would ever be useful, but then made this video which is also just as pointless. And that, that there, is where the joke lies.

I keep making my mutuals dream about me and it gets funnier every time.
I made a graph for TCB again, it was actually truly pointless, I can't think of a single way it would ever be useful, but then made this video which is also just as pointless. And that, that there, is where the joke lies.
never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
look I only wanna know one thing and that's if the puppet mock-ups were made Before or After casting.
character conception was obviously before, but those physical lil guys..... they look inspired.... OR!! Typecasting.

the way I want to be mad but it's accurate so I can't lmao
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starting a tag game! take this quiz to find out what kind of shark you are, reblog with your results, and tag a few people you think would enjoy :) i’ll go first!

i think this is pretty accurate!!
no pressure tags: @leftsquarebracket @aanalytic @zetto52sd @forkinthegarbagedisposal @chipadip @rosebian
anyone else is welcome to join too <3