Jackrabbits Are Not Rabbits

Jackrabbits are not rabbits

Rabbits and hares are different genuses. It's not really accurate to call a jackrabbit a rabbit as they are hares. 

They're called that because early American settlers thought jackrabbits looked kinda like a European rabbit with a jackass's (donkey's) ears.

In reality, it was they who were the jackasses for confusing north American lagomorph nomenclature. Also for all the colonialism and Native American genocide.

Though I guess it's good they didn't name them "Ass Hares".

Anyways, to tell rabbits and hares apart, remember that bnnuy rabbits are smol cute while hares are skrunkly cute.

And then there's pikas. Pikas are ridiculously cute. =:3

do you like him?

I. LOVE. Him.

oh...!

well, that certainly would appeal to the Tumblr romantic vivisection/cannibalism demographic

🫀 ->❤️?

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We evolved to be attracted to the double round shape of butts and boobs because it's an indicator of a healthy ratio of hipsize/fat/muscle.

This might also be where the traditional bi-lobed heart symbol (<3) came from. 'Cause it sure as fuck doesn’t come from the shape of the actual heart.

Someone literally just drew a minimalist representation of a woman’s clunge and said it’s the symbol of love. They even turned it upside down and said it’s a heart, an organ completely uninvolved in love.

But I know what he was doing. He tricked everyone into putting literal pornography everywhere in plain sight. Based. 

If we lived in a matriarchy all our valentine’s day cards would be cut into the shape of a dick and called a spleen.

-me

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Ravings of a Mad Scientist

Why do Humans have Such Big Boobs? (They're Not Just for Milk)

Humans are the only species whose females have enlarged breasts their whole lives after puberty. Isn't that weird?

can I add u to my list of people I desire carnally

👀 I mean, it sounds like I wouldn't be able to stop you so...

Scientists upon discovering a new species:

Biologist: Oh, cool! 

Paleontologist: Oh, cool!

Astronomer: Oh... cool?

Surgeon: Oh, shit.

Psychologist: Oh my god…

Military Scientist: Oooh! Well, this species is about to become *cocks shotgun* endangered. *music drops* *puts on sunglasses*

idea by @applegameisprollytaken

IF SUPERGUY DIDN’T LOVE ME THEN WHY DOES HE KEEP SENDING ME TO JAILS HE KNOWS I CAN EASILY BREAK OUT OF AND PERPETUATING THE CYCLE OF VIOLENCE INSTEAD OF KILLING ME OR HELPING ME SEEK REHABILITATION FOR MY MAD SCIENCE MENTAL ILLNESS? HMMM???