The King: Modula?

The King: Modula?

Modula: Yes, in the flesh.

Modula: Well, in "A" flesh. Not a very good one, better not touch me.

"You know what, you're both treasonous dumbass jerks all along."

“Shame on you your highness, you’re going to regret it so bad if you say that.”-Shadow Company 

And then Edward refused to speak to the King for three months…

Inspired by this post from @sbt-incorrect-quotes.

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(YOUR PRIMARY TARGET)

Baron Banque aka Fugitive Suspect

Whenever I see Baron, I will bring in my Shadow Company and Navy Seals to neutralize his ass so bad.

Always give Baron a hell of a lesson with more firepower and vengeance. No mercy for a Bullyboy. Ho rah! >:)

some barons

Baron: Lance called me the B-word!

Lance: Motherfucker doesn't start with a B

Point the sniper rifle to Baron: Target sighted sir.

In an actual Half Life, HECU Marine COULD butthead the Scientist, or use a sidearm to target their heads. 

Hunt Down the Freeman x HLVRAI where instead of Gordon beating up Mitchell, it was Coomer and the rest of the science team. He still blames Gordon for some reason.

“No worry Lance, that  Galalunian Military Academy is going to be filled with alot of dead corpses of soldiers who tried to frame you, including the brats who treat you crap. For now, it’s already become a death chamber for loading more body bags. Right now, that place has already become their graveyard.” -Shell from Joe Zombie 

“The Galalunian Military Academy is a competition of fuck ups and I’m here to WIN.”

— Lance, definitely.