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Razjeli

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3 years ago

So considering that Blood Angels get "Visions" as if they were Sanguinius while under the Black Rage, I figure it's safe to assume Flesh Tearers have much more potent visions due to their relationship with said Black rage. Now, most importantly, I like to think that should they have an Ollanius Pius related vision, Flesh Tearers would randomly grab Guardsman to "save them".

Just imagine, starved and terrified Guardsman gets picked up like a dog by a space marine screaming "Horus" and said marine is from an infamous chapter that slaughters allies as well as enemies. Just sounds like Comedy Gold.

Greg the Guardsman: *Wailing in terror as he's manhandled like a sack of potatoes by a random space marine*

Battle Brother Brendon Bloodfucker, tearing the face off of a Black Legionnaire: FEAR NOT, OLLANIUS. I SHALL CLUTCH YOU TO MY BOSOM AND PROTECT YOU FROM THE SEEKING CLAWS OF HORUS.

Greg: WHO THE FUCK IS HORUS

Black Legionnaire, politely dying: Actually my name's Damien

3 years ago
Biirl

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3 years ago

Some of y’all are definitely going to get killed while trying to exploit a prophecy loophole. You’re assuming that the Evil Overlord is going to be magically vulnerable to literally anything that isn’t specifically ruled out by their no-whatever-may-slay-me prophecy, like if the prophecy technically doesn’t apply to toothpicks that means you can poke them with a toothpick and it will kill them instantly – but y’all, prophecy or no, they’re still a nine-foot-tall fuckmonster with a sword the size of a surfboard and every intention of applying it directly to your forehead. That your brilliant plan to hit them in the head with a rock isn’t ordained by Fate to fail doesn’t mean it can’t fail for any number of other perfectly predictable reasons!