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What's that post abt CHNT being a PSA about getting into situationships?
(chnt spoilers)
youre in love you never talk to each other you share a bed. you're not actually dating. youve known each other since you were kids and your life depends on his mother taking care of you. he killed you and brought you back to life, turned you off and back on again like a broken machine. his father found out what he did to you and literally died. he avoids you and ignores you because he thinks you'll die too. he literally doesnt care that you're being stalked. he's the worlds most lame pathetic guy. you are sydney october sargeant and you're in the worlds most fucked up situationship.
In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.
When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'
And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'
HOW DOES THIS WORK
TRENT AND ASMO ARE SO GREAT!!
i love tragic lovers.
Me when I sexualize Connor for my own enjoyment š„š„š„
Tis the season or whatever
Oh, you're a my chemical romance fan? Ha. Name every chemical
i don't think my mom realizes the same reasons she doesn't wear hearing aids in grocery stores, are the same reasons i hate being in them and get upset more easily. And then she gets mad when i'm overwhelmed, AND HAVING TO TRANSLATE FOR HER DOESNT HELP!!!
I forgot to wash my good binder.
I PUT ON MY OLD ASS RAGGEDY TOO TIGHT AND UNDAFE BINDER JUST TO FORGET TO PUT MY NOTMAL BUBDER TO WASH.
"Meanwhile in Tucson"
i know vitamin c basically neutralizes adhd meds but lemonade good
rice, like humans, is mostly water. thus, eating rice may be essentially equivalent to cannibalism. and as we know, cannibalism is frequently used as a metaphor or even stand-in for gay sex. therefore eating rice can be seen as the same as gay sex. in this essay I will
can confirm I work at one of those
Girlsā¦are like strawberries
yeah im ātransitioningā *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
he's a freak show!!! Draw him 6 more times!!!
i hate this freaky man
reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat
i love brimstone valley mall
my son taught me that :3
who wanna roleplay a really unserious dramatic vocaloid soap oprea hahahahahahahahah *twirls hair* please play the singing robots with me we can literally make the shit up as we go i just think it would be funny
I LIED BRO UHM KAITO AND THE PURPLE GUY ARE GAY SOMETIMES YES????
who wanna roleplay a really unserious dramatic vocaloid soap oprea hahahahahahahahah *twirls hair* please play the singing robots with me we can literally make the shit up as we go i just think it would be funny
yeah he's bleeding lolz! i hate my life !
el oh el ya biy is on his period again !!! (pretty sure) LOLZ !!!
hi i know nothing abt vocaloid but names but hi
who wanna roleplay a really unserious dramatic vocaloid soap oprea hahahahahahahahah *twirls hair* please play the singing robots with me we can literally make the shit up as we go i just think it would be funny
el oh el ya biy is on his period again !!! (pretty sure) LOLZ !!!