
Greetings, fellow creatures! I'm Robin (they/them), 20 y.o. Welcome to my blog! All requests are CLOSED. Side blog: @ihaveadesiretoshitpost
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I Was Wondering If I Could Get A Matchup For Diabolik Lovers? Feel Free To Ignore This If You Want. I'm
I was wondering if i could get a matchup for Diabolik Lovers? Feel free to ignore this if you want. I'm an ENTP in Myer Briggs personality types. Im very extroverted and I like to put myself out there and fight for what I believe in.
I have a lot of social anxiety at the same time though. I second guess myself a lot and around new people I tend to be rather quiet for a while. I also tend to be reserved if someone seems to be getting upset. Also I'm easy to fluster as soon as anyone shows any kind of confidence or if i lose my train of thought.
I'm short. Im around 5'1-5'2 and have short red hair and blue eyes. My hobbies are very indoors-y. I like to draw and listen to music or sing. I enjoy watching anime and reading fanfics or sometimes actual books. I do enjoy going outside and being active every now and then though.
Like I said, youre free to ignore this if youre not comfortable doing a matchup. If you do end up responding to this, thank you! (I don't know how to end this lol so its a bit abrupt, sorry)
Hi! Thanks so much for requesting! I don’t get many requests, so this makes me really happy. Don’t worry, my requests are open and the rules say I’ll write anything, from oneshots and headcanons to matchups <3 I hope you’ll like it, I haven’t seen the show in a while...
I match you with:
Kou Mukami

He’s a very sweet guy, and would not hesitate to approach you as soon as you catch his attention.
I feel like he’d be drawn to your extroverted personality. And if he saw you standing up for something you believe in? Oh he’s absolutely smitten.
He would also think it’s cute that you get flustered around him, he would take pride in that. He wouldn’t think of it as anything more than just you being shy though.
At first you two would be walking on eggshells around each other I think. You because of your anxiety and him because although he is very outgoing and seems very open, he’s a guarded person. He’s been hurt very badly during his childhood, so he doesn’t open his heart to just anyone.
He would definitely use his abilities on you to see if your intentions are good and your love genuine. Deep down he really craves affection and love, so if you persist, you’ll have him wrapped around your finger.
He would 100% support any of your hobbies and encourage you to pursue any kind of dream you have. You said you needed a new sketchbook? Let’s go to the shop then! New pencils? No problem!
When you two feel like going outside once in a while, he’d love to take you on a karaoke date or a concert. He’s famous, he could get a vip anywhere if he tried.
However, with fame come fans and with them, haters. If you get together with him, be prepared that all eyes are gonna be on you. Their idol found somebody to love, everyone is curious and dying to meet you!
That’s probably when Kou would feel like your behaviour around people isn’t just shyness.
He probably wouldn’t say anything at first, because I think he would think it’s not his business and if you wanted him to know what’s up, you’d come to him.
If you ever get overwhelmed by some more “hard to shake off” fans or persistent haters, he’ll help you in any way he could.
He would be mad for your lack of responsibility towards yourself though, so do expect some scolding from him when you’re somewhere safe.
If you decide to open up to him about your anxiety, it would be as if something clicks together in his mind.
He’d be like: “...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...makes sense, yeah...”
He’d catch on that this is something personal and it is to be taken seriously, so expect him to try and open up about his own past and struggles as well.
Please be gentle with him and his feelings. You won’t regret it, I swear.
After that, he wouldn’t make a big deal out of it. He likes to pretend that everything is okey-dokey, but if you get uncomfortable, he’ll nonchallantly whisk you away, like it’s nothing.
But he’s down to listen if you need. It makes for some epic bonding days.
Aytao Sakamaki

Oh he’d be such a little shit.
No, but really, he’d enjoy pissing you off so much. He’d love to argue with you, because you always stand up for your opinion and he likes that, oh so much.
Seeing you glare at him like you’re about to rip his throat out makes his stomach twist in the best of ways.
That doesn’t mean he doesn’t get salty when he loses an argument with you. Be on alert, because his ego and god complex have taken damage and he wants a rematch.
Your constant bickering will piss everyone off so much, they would kick you or Ayato from the table so they could eat in peace.
If you see this as much of a game as Ayato does, good for you, because the more you can hold your ground, the more equal to himself he sees you and the more friendly he’d be.
He becomes almost stalkerish, always following you around and watching everything you do from a distance.
Yes, he may see you as somewhat equal to him now, but that means you’re a threat, because he must be the best. So he’s watching you like a hawk to ensure you’re not trying to stab him in the back or something.
Like Kou, he would take pride in making you flustered. He’s a more confrontational type of guy so if he notices how you act around certain people and that your extroverted side fades out sometimes, he calms down a little. You pose no threat to him and his glory anymore, congrats, you passed.
However, at this point, you managed to worm your way into his heart and he becomes overprotective. He’s not watching you from a distance anymore, nah, he’s walking right beside you, looking as uninterested as always.
As soon as somebody tries to start any shit with you, he’s ready to throw hands, no matter how powerful that being may be.
You’re Ore-sama’s special human, nobody can mess with his stuff!
And while this is nice, although kinda demeaning, it has a deeper, more selfish reason. Just because you don’t pose any immediate threat to him, doesn’t mean it will stay that way in the future. Deep down he feels like he needs to ensure you stay just the way you are, so he can always be at least a bit better than you.
As for your hobbies, well, I think Ayato would be sort of indifferent. He is not above using recordings of you singing something silly as possible blackmail, doesn’t matter what your relationship status is.
As for your drawings, if you were to show him one, he’d really try and take the time to look at it and appreciate it. But again, after agonizing minutes of silence, his god complex would kick in and he’d point out all the little things you could have done better in his opinion.
Others I can see you with: Yuma Mukami - He’d also enjoy both your extroverted and flustered side. He would probably be the best of the brothers to help you properly with your anxiety. He’s pretty outdoorsy, but only when it comes to nature I think, but if you don’t like going out, you can just hang out in his garden, it’s almost the same. You can draw while he tends to his veggies and stuff and if he’s in a good mood, he’d sing with you some nice pop or folk song! Shuu Sakamaki - probably the only one that isn’t into the whole extrovert thing, but would love to make you flustered. He’d also really like that you prefer to stay at home and that your hobbies are tame, you’d be a really chill couple. Prepare for him making you sing and carress his hair though, he’d definitely make you his songbird. Plus, you can’t get social anxiety if you don’t interact with people!
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Hi! Could I please ask for ikevamp suitors (am not sure how many I can request for, so just choose some if you don't write or don't feel like writing) if MC got hanahaki disease? It's entirely up to you how you finish it, I'm reaaaaally in the mood for some good angst XD Thank you!
Oooh this is an interesting ask~ how did you know I liked hanahaki fndjja lol
I won't do all of them since I'm still getting back into the game, but I can do a couple! I know some better than others because I yearn, and my friends yearn...
For mc, I'll be using gender neutral pronouns. Just for easier self insert purposes. Enjoy 🥀
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Arthur
Well, he didn't expect this from them in the slightest. Sure, he had heard if mentioned by Dazai once or twice in off hand conversations about Japanese curses and lore, but Arthur didn't think it would be real. Especially when he saw them choke on delphinium blue petals. They didn't think he saw them as they quickly crushed them in their hand, hiding evidence. But he did. Arthur had to pretend there wasn't blood at corner of their mouth as they wiped it away, because if they weren't going to address it, and pretend they were fine, how would he? What if it wasn't about him? What if it was arrogance? After everything that happened — how could he assume such a thing. Perhaps they should both get their feelings in order before its too late.
Isaac
Oh he's so worried... He's insist they see a doctor over these terrible coughing fits they have. What if its bad? But what he finds is far stranger than what he could have ever imagined. Apple blossoms. It couldn't be a crueler joke. Isaac perhaps also heard Dazai mention it but he wasn't really paying attention, truth be told. He finds they have it after he's told what happened after they went to the doctor, and they have to come clean. To be the cause of such pain... He can't imagine how hard it must have been to smile through the agony... If only he said something sooner.
Vincent
He knows pain and rejection well. Living such a way as a man taught him the bitter loneliness of despair. However, he would not take if well if he found out that the sunflowers he adores so dearly are the same ones that are killing them. Seeds and petals. Vincent I don't believe is someone who thinks love should hurt so much... Its not fair. Its a bit difficult how things proceed, because if he's the cause of it... I really don't think he would forgive himself — even if if truly wasn't his fault to begin with.
Theo
Oh boy. If anyone is upset about it, its Theo. How could they hide this from him? And for so long too! It tears him up inside to know that their love is quite literally killing them — for what? It makes him so upset that it hurts. The lobelia petals were proof enough that whoever caused this would pay for it in tenfold. But he better be careful. We know he likes to pretend he's a cold person, but he cares so much more than he gives himself credit for, and who knows, he might find himself coughing up the same kind of flower as them.
Hello! Can I get a Diabolik Lovers matchup? And would it be possible to get a match for both the Sakamaki’s and the Mukami’s? If not then either is fine!
I’m a 21 y/o female, demibisexual though I lean more towards guys. I’m 5’5 and curvy/thicc, so I’m kinda pudgy. I’m goth with snakebites and 3 decently big tattoos. Right now my hair is dyed red, and my right side of my head is half shaved. The length is just past my shoulder blades. It’s not as drastic as it sounds lol. My eyes are brown, and my hair is naturally brown.
Personality wise, I am an INFP/INTP and a Slytherin. I am known to always look angry, even when I’m very happy. Major RBF, and a lot of the time I am angry or just irritated :”). I do have adhd, so sometimes I’m all over with my personality. Though most of the time I am quiet and mean looking to make people leave me alone. With family and friends I’m a total crackhead, sassy, and more caring, though it’s difficult to be empathetic. Very protective of the people I care for.
Big gamer and cosplayer as well, I also hunt and fish and know how to use quite a few firearms and weapons. I’ve been hunting/fishing since I was 2 years old. I think that’s it? Thanks!
No problem! Hope you like this!
I match you with:
Yuma Mukami

Yuma to me seems like someone who'd be intrigued by your looks and would try to get close to you to see what you're all about.
Even if you act a bit cold at first, unless you send him away he doesn't mind.
He'll try and spark up conversations or ask you to hang out with him in his garden, I mean, how can you not warm up to such a bro like him?
Will complement you on your looks, from your figure and your makeup (he'd be blown away by goth makeup, trust me), to your tattoos, clothes etc. He loves how loud and unapologetic and so...you it is.
He's absolutely elated when he gets to see your energetic crackhead side.
Even if you get in the state where you're kinda everywhere at once, he really doesn't mind. Honestly he just vibes with it. Like he won't match your level of energy, he might just watch from the sidelines, so to say.
He very much appreciates your protectivness over him. And if you get close with his brothers as well, especially Azusa, because he is very...magnetic when it comes to trouble/danger, and get protective over them as well, he'll appreciate you even more!
Please come up with sassy comebacks to his remarks, he loves it.
Also, long hair gang? He'd love it if you let him take care of your hair or you his. Quality bonding time, we love to see it <3
He would love to see you cosplay, he finds it as interesting as your usual style.
Your other hobbies however, don't really sit with him. I mean, he'll play with you from time to time, but he's much rather outside.
He also doesn't like hurting animals, don't get me wrong, he knows how to hunt, just doesn't like to.
He would go fishing with you, either to catch some for dinner or to just admire there beauty and dirpness and then let them out.
He likes that you're able to protect yourself however and may ask you to show him how to handle some weapons.
Ayato Sakamaki

He's a pain in the ass, but if you're able to survive that, he's kinda a cool guy!
Also one that will love your aesthetic, but unlike Yuma, he's more interested in trying it out himself. He's an eboy, you can't change my mind, and while that isn't even remotely close to goth, he still wants you to put eyeliner on him, it makes him feel cool and dangerous.
You two would probably have a rough start, but after that I think you'd be a power duo!
I mean, you two share quite a few traits, for example: the S A S S.
Like Yuma, he gets a kick out of it, if you are able to not only put up, but counter his sassy remarks ad playful jabs.
Then, the energy. You're probably more of a crackhead than he is, but the potential is there!
The protectiveness! If you grow close to him, he becomes protective of you, nobody is allowed to mess with you, because they're automatically messing with him as well. Although his protectiveness stems from a different reason than yours, the outcome is the same.
He loves to see you cosplay and would do a couple cosplay if you asked him! Also loves to play with you (but he's definitely a sore loser and a cheat, even though he won't admit it. That's what years of being told he needs to be the best does with you.)
Also is not much into hunting and does not have the patience for fishing, but thinks it's cool you know how to handle weapons and firearms. That is very sexy of you.
I can also see you with: Azusa Mukami - This boy is very calm and will not get into your hair. He is very interested about your looks, because, let's be honest, if you're not used to seeing goth fashion or people and don't know what it is, it can look quite intimidating or tough looking. And he is very attracted to that. But please don't actually be mean to him. He might be a bit annoying with how much he asks you why you won't hurt him when you look like that, but teach him people can show affection differently than through pain and he'll get addicted. Also doesn't understand why you'd be protective over him, but it warms his heart <3
thalassophobia
Here it is folks:
My definitive ranking of my least favorite bodies of water! These are ranked from least to most scary (1/10 is okay, 10/10 gives me nightmares). I’m sorry this post is long, I have a lot of thoughts and feelings about this.
The Great Blue Hole, Belize

I’ve been here! I have snorkeled over this thing! It is terrifying! The water around the hole is so shallow you can’t even swim over the coral without bumping it, and then there’s a little slope down, and then it just fucking drops off into the abyss! When you’re over the hole the water temperature drops like 10 degrees and it’s midnight blue even when you’re right by the surface. Anyway. The Great Blue Hole is a massive underwater cave, and its roughly 410 feet deep. Overall, it’s a relatively safe area to swim. It’s a popular tourist attraction and recreational divers can even go down and explore some of the caves. People do die at the Blue Hole, but it is generally from a lack of diving experience rather than anything sinister going on down in the depths. My rating for this one is 1/10 because I’ve been here and although it’s kinda freaky it’s really not that bad.
Lake Baikal, Russia

When I want to give myself a scare I look at the depth diagram of this lake. It’s so deep because it’s not a regular lake, it’s a Rift Valley, A massive crack in the earth’s crust where the continental plates are pulling apart. It’s over 5,000 feet deep and contains one-fifth of all freshwater on Earth. Luckily, its not any more deadly than a normal lake. It just happens to be very, very, freakishly deep. My rating for this lake is a 2/10 because I really hate looking at the depth charts but just looking at the lake itself isn’t that scary.
Jacob’s Well, Texas

This “well” is actually the opening to an underwater cave system. It’s roughly 120 feet deep, surrounded by very shallow water. This area is safe to swim in, but diving into the well can be deadly. The cave system below has false exits and narrow passages, resulting in multiple divers getting trapped and dying. My rating is a 3/10, because although I hate seeing that drop into the abyss it’s a pretty safe place to swim as long as you don’t go down into the cave (which I sure as shit won’t).
The Devil’s Kettle, Minnesota

This is an area in the Brule River where half the river just disappears. It literally falls into a hole and is never seen again. Scientists have dropped in dye, ping pong balls, and other things to try and figure out where it goes, and the things they drop in never resurface. Rating is 4/10 because Sometimes I worry I’m going to fall into it.
Flathead Lake, Montana

Everyone has probably seen this picture accompanied by a description about how this lake is actually hundreds of feet deep but just looks shallow because the water is so clear. If that were the case, this would definitely rank higher, but that claim is mostly bull. Look at the shadow of the raft. If it were hundreds of feet deep, the shadow would look like a tiny speck. Flathead lake does get very deep, but the spot the picture was taken in is fairly shallow. You can’t see the bottom in the deep parts. However, having freakishly clear water means you can see exactly where the sandy bottom drops off into blackness, so this still ranks a 5/10.
The Lower Congo River, multiple countries

Most of the Congo is a pretty normal, if large, River. In the lower section of it, however, lurks a disturbing surprise: massive underwater canyons that plunge down to 720 feet. The fish that live down there resemble cave fish, having no color, no eyes, and special sensory organs to find their way in the dark. These canyons are so sheer that they create massive rapids, wild currents and vortexes that can very easily kill you if you fall in. A solid 6/10, would not go there.
Little Crater Lake, Oregon

On first glance this lake doesn’t look too scary. It ranks this high because I really don’t like the sheer drop off and how clear it is (because it shows you exactly how deep it goes). This lake is about 100 feet across and 45 feet deep, and I strongly feel that this is too deep for such a small lake. Also, the water is freezing, and if you fall into the lake your muscles will seize up and you’ll sink and drown. I don’t like that either. 7/10.
Grand Turk 7,000 ft drop off

No. 8/10. I hate it.
Gulf of Corryvreckan, Scotland

Due to a quirk in the sea floor, there is a permanent whirlpool here. This isn’t one of those things that looks scary but actually won’t hurt you, either. It absolutely will suck you down if you get too close. Scientists threw a mannequin with a depth gauge into it and when it was recovered the gauge showed it went down to over 600 feet. If you fall into this whirlpool you will die. 9/10 because this seems like something that should only be in movies.
The Bolton Strid, England

This looks like an adorable little creek in the English countryside but it’s not. Its really not. Statistically speaking, this is the most deadly body of water in the world. It has a 100% mortality rate. There is no recorded case of anyone falling into this river and coming out alive. This is because, a little ways upstream, this isn’t a cute little creek. It’s the River Wharfe, a river approximately 30 feet wide. This river is forced through a tiny crack in the earth, essentially turning it on its side. Now, instead of being 30 feet wide and 6 feet deep, it’s 6 feet wide and 30 feet deep (estimated, because no one actually knows how deep the Strid is). The currents are deadly fast. The banks are extremely undercut and the river has created caves, tunnels and holes for things (like bodies) to get trapped in. The innocent appearance of the Strid makes this place a death trap, because people assume it’s only knee-deep and step in to never be seen again. I hate this river. I have nightmares about it. I will never go to England just because I don’t want to be in the same country as this people-swallowing stream. 10/10, I live in constant fear of this place.
Honorable mention: The Quarry, Pennsylvania
I don’t know if that’s it’s actual name. This lake gets an honorable mention not because it’s particularly deep or dangerous, but it’s where I almost drowned during a scuba diving accident.
Edit: I’ve looked up the name of the quarry, it’s called Crusty’s Quarry and is privately owned and only used for training purposes, not recreational diving.
hey, can I get a DiaLovers matchup? I’m an ENTP, aquarius sun with a sagittarius moon 😎 I’m very extroverted, extremely energetic! I tend to talk a lot, like a lot a lot and really friendly. I think I’m pretty loyal, and I’m v. stubborn and persistent. I really like making new friends!! I’m a very open person. It’s rare that you’ll catch me in a bad mood, and i kind of think of myself as a go getter. Kind of manic ig? I think I’m a fun person🤩
I have a hard time picking up on social cues, and because of that I can come off as really obnoxious and annoying. I’m very liberal with my affection, sometimes i forget about personal space and stuff. Um, I’m kind of airhead I guess? Kinda scatterbrained. Also, I can be really reckless and headstrong in pursuit of my goals
my interests include all things STEM, more specifically chemistry, I’ve placed at ISEF three years in a row. I also really like robotics, although I’m less good at programming. I also have a special taste for internet memes and 80s pop culture. I also really like reading comics. Oh, and I do really well school, studying is another one of my passions! i like to tutor others who are struggling, I think it’s a opportunity to make new friends.
Appearance wise, I’m pretty tall(?) I’m like 5’7.5”. I have a lot of lean muscle and have really long limbs. I could be described as curvy ig?? I look older than I actually am. I’m like, really tan! My hair is big and curly and it reaches my shoulder blades, bleached blonde (natural auburn) and my eyes are dark brown but i like to wear blue contacts. I’ve been told my appearance doesn’t really match my personality lol
Alrighty! I've always loved chemistry, but I don't understand it. I have respect for anyone who does though. Also, my computer froze when I had over a half written and I had to turn it off and on and lost all the progress, so I hope you'll enjoy this XD. That said, I match you with:
Ruki Mukami

Although Ruki is kind of reserved, he is a very soft guy imo.
So naturally he's drawn to your kind personality.
You're basically the most energetic person in the Mukami estate and Ruki often finds himself watching you go about your day with a soft smile.
During conversations, he would let you do the talking, only responding in short sentences and occasional questions when you stop to take your breath.
He is very interested in what you have to say, he's just a man of a few words.
Ruki's also immensely patient, since he has been taking care of his brothers from a pretty young age, so if you are too much to handle sometimes, he'll calmly tell you to tune it down.
Not that he doesn't find your affection and ever lasting energy cute, he's just not very used to it, you'll have to forgive him for that.
Please ramble away about science, mans will be absolutely in love. He wishes he could listen to you like a podcast before going to bed or when he does his portion of chores.
He already found you super pretty and loved your kind nature, to find out that you're so smart as well was so mind blowing for him, because he cannot come up with anything that would make you more perfect.
He doesn't really care about pop culture, but when he finds out you like to read? Oh boy.
Doesn't matter what you like to read, if you agree to read with him, he's over the moon! He with his (probably spell) book and you with a comic book = perfect date.
It really becomes his safe haven, these quiet moments with you, when he allows himself to let go all the stress and just enjoy himself.
He doesn't really get why are memes so funny, he's kind of like a dad when it comes to this, especially if you like the typical abstract, gen z humor.
However, if you persist you may find out he enjoys puns. So if you show him a picture of Shawn Mendes (after you explain who the heck that it) on a grass background with the caption Lawn Mendes, you'll get a nice chuckle out of him.
I can also see you with: Azusa Mukami - He's a sweetheart that would, after you take the time and show him what proper affection looks like, get addicted to your giving personality. He'd love how energetic and smart you are and how you're kind enough to wait for him, since he's a bit slow, literally. The thing is, Azusa has no sense of self worth, so even if he feels a bit choked by you sometimes, he wouldn't tell you anything, because old habits die hard, if you know what I'm saying, so that's something you two wouldhave to work on. Reiji Sakamaki - I almost wanted to include him in the main list, but there are just too many things aspects about your personalities that clash and not in the good way. Reiji would definitely be attracted to your intelligence, your understanding that knowledge and education is important and would love it if you could help him with his experiments (and not be just his guinea pig). However, he'd have the hardest time getting used to your loud, energetic personality. Reiji likes order and quiet and is not above punishing you when you don't quiet down after the stern looks he sends your way. However, I believe that after a lot of work on both of your parts, you could make some compromises and actually be in a healthy relationship.