BMC Characters As Things I Heard While On A White Water Rafting Field Trip:

BMC characters as things I heard while on a white water rafting field trip:

Brooke: My makeup's gonna wash off in the water but at least I'll go in looking slay!

Chloe, Christine, and Jenna: Yes!!!

Raft Guide: Okay, were gonna have a snack. We've got oreos and water cups-

Rich: *excited* WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?!?!

Michael: *also excited* WHAT?!? WE HAVE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS?!?!

*during a water break*

Rich: Don't drink from Chloe's cup cuz' she has mono.

Chloe: STOP!

(said person did actually have mono 😭)

Christine: I wonder what my senior superlative's gonna be.

Jenna: "Most likely to marry a twink."

Christine: ... I wanna argue but... I can't.

Michael: *yelling* *fake angry* YOU'D BE "MOST LIKELY TO NOT FINISH AVATAR-"

Christine: *matching his energy* I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME, MICHAEL!

Michael: Me when I lie.

Christine: 😑

Raft Guide: So, what sports do ya'll play?

Jake: *Lists off a bunch of sports*

Jeremy: I do theatre. I don't play sports if you couldn't tell by the fact that I'm the only one on this raft wearing a kid life vest.

*while picking rafts*

Rich: *sees rainbow raft* *excited* GUYS, GUYS- LET'S GET THE GAY RAFT!!

Michael: *singing* 🎶 Be WhO yOu ArE- 🎶

Jeremy: Heh. It's the LG-Boat- TQ. Eh, that was funnier in my head.

*after falling out of the raft and momentarily losing a croc*

Jenna: As that wave was hitting me, I was already thinking about which color crocs I was gonna get next.

Michael: *after changing into dry clothes* This actual feels so good.

Rich: *smiles* That's what she said. >:)

Michael: RICH, I SWEAR-

*playing Paranoia*

Jeremy: *whispering to Jake* Uh, most likely to immediately spend all their pay check on a designer purse.

Jake: * with no hesitation* Chloe.

Chloe: Well, actually, I'd save for a nice car.

Jake: But you still would buy the purse.

Chloe: Well, yeah!

*still playing Paranoia*

Brooke: Most likely to jump off a bridge just to see what would happen.

Michael: Christine.

Christine: Hehe, yeah.

*Rich, who fell off the raft earlier, to Jenna after falling off the raft*

Rich: You wanna be me so bad.

Christine: You cold, Jere?

Jeremy: *insanely shivering* Just a little.

Rich: I have to pee so bad.

Michael: Don't piss in the boat!!

Jeremy: Yeah, no piss boat!!

*getting out of the water*

Michael: I'm so cold!

Jeremy: *grabbing Michael's arm* I need your warmth!

Michael: AH, NO, YOUR HAND IS SOMEHOW EVEN COLDER-

god gives his most niche fandoms to his most autistic warriors

I love the Jeremy, Jared, and Nato cousins thing like yes a whole family of losers

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My type, I fear 😭

Guys I love him but this is all very Jeremy coded 😓🙏🙏

Was gonna draw more but I got impatient 😣😞💥