Bucko: Youre Right. I Am A Mess.Dotti: Actually, I Said You Were A Piata Of Problems, But We Can Go With

Bucko: You’re right. I am a mess. Dotti: Actually, I said you were a piñata of problems, but we can go with mess if you want.

Bryony: Come on, you need to go to bed. Veil: Mr. Snuffles says that I can stay up as long as I want. And that you need to die! Bryony: … Bryony: What the hell, Mr. Snuffles—

My visions tell me a mark shaped like this little blossom will be upon him, or maybe her…

nothing but respect for former warrior cat kids but I was a redwall kid

thoughts about Redwall (the first book) part 2

Matthias calls Warbeak a hussy which lmao I guess that has less of a (!) connotation over there than it does over here.

like how in the US we use fanny but ya'll don't

apparently the general concensus is that it's the best book in the series.

I do wish some of the ideas and viciousness had carried over and agree there's a lot of pointless subplots in later books but I don't know if I agree with that.

the parodies to old-school christianity was definitely something that we did better without although the idea of a fake animal religion would be an amazing point (and is apparently slightly touched upon in Taggerung, which I remember being top 5)

dang now I have written about 3 chapters of a fanfiction

Every viewpoint in Lord Brocktree had a point to culminate at Salamandastron at the end.

no villain has ever been as competent as Cluny

why did we never see Noonvale again

it's so funny how Cluny killed one of his subordinates with his poisoned tail in seconds yet he whipped an old man with it and it took him about 30 minutes to die

but I guess that was because he needed the time to tell the 13 year old protagonist to defend the abbey and marry the other 13 year old.

bc apparently Matthias and Cornflower are supposed to be around 13 like lmao WHAT c'mon I didn't think that even as a child reading these they could be 20 at least. that's still young.