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Redoing some old headcannons so here is

Dark brotherhood birthday!

General headcannons with GN reader sfw and fluff

Pre falkreath destruction

If anyone were to throw a birthday party in the dark brotherhood it would be Cicero

I think he just looks for any excuse to hang out with the fellow members due to the fact he’s just lonely tbh

Cicero tries to make it a surprise party and frankly I think most of the members go along with it. The only people I think would be against it would be Nazir or Arnbjorn

Even then Nazir and Arnbjorn would come around tbh

Cicero hires some bards but Astrid does not let them in so he tries to play something and it sucks

Like I think he can play the flute but of corse they don’t have any on hand

I don’t think any member would be like expecting a party but i think most would enjoy it

Personally I don’t think anyone would throw Cicero a party so he just throws one for himself

Post falkreath destruction

At this point I think they appreciate eachother more

The burning of the sanctuary brings everyone a lot closer, learning to appreciate what they have and what they could have lost

Nazir tolerates cicero more than before surprisingly

He still dosent like the guy but he is still apart of their messed up little family

They actually do throw a party for Cicero for his birthday

They don’t go all out but he at least gets a cake and maybe a gift or two

Cicero would be really happy either way with literally anything he gets, he’s just happy he was remembered at this point

I think it’s also an excuse to just drink and party

I don’t think it gets to crazy unless the listener is involved with the planning

Idk maybe sanguine shows up and we get another night to remember

Intro

She/he

I’m always in and out of my Skyrim hyper fix so it may take me a while to respond

I purged a shit ton of my old posts so sorry if I deleted your ask, feel free to ask it again

Feel free to dm me on here or ask for my discord if u want to talk

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Rules

Inbox is always open

Fluff and smut is allowed

No age play, cnc, shit, or piss

Can you write, like, a Cicero x Reader where we’re just listening to him passionately talk about the Night Mother and his job as Keeper and watching how his eyes light up and how excited he gets and stuff?

OFC!!! Sorry for taking so long! I just got back into playing Skyrim again so I figured why not go through my inbox.

Cicero x GN reader fluff

There was something special about Cicero, something that always caught your attention. Maybe it was his attitude towards things, or maybe his jester charms…but it seems to be something else.

It was a cold night in the dawnstar sanctuary, it always was. The door stood tall but stone peaked through the cracks, and this cold made you simply unable to sleep. Rather slowly you slipped on some warmer clothes as well as some comfortable shoes moving through the halls of the sanctuary. As you move you can hear the mumbling and rambles of the ever so endearing jester you loved to spent your time with. He was loud, as always but at least you could use it to find him in this drowsy haze.

You slowly make your way into the dining hall, eyes falling upon Cicero who was tending to the nightmother as expected. A smile curled upon your lips grabbing an apple from the table and moving your way up the stairs and to Cicero. He seems oblivious to your presence as you stand near the alchemy table. Biting into the apple, the crunching interrupting Cicero’s train of thought. His head swiftly turned over to where you stood, a smile painting his face as well.

“Well good evening dear listener!” he chirped as he continued to tend to the nightmother “Cicero takes it…the listener cannot sleep?” he questions setting his eyes upon the night mother once more. “yea.” Muttering as you rub your eyes. “so…you tending to the nightmother?” questioning as you move closer to him, taking in his handiwork. “You do a good job of it.” Praising his work as your hand places itself upon his shoulders. A smile flashes on his lips once again, seemingly flattered. “Oh listener, poor Cicero has been doing this job for…for well a while, he hopes he’s good at it!” He chuckles softly, eyes scanning you for a moment. Chuckling in return, your eyes scanning the nightmother once again.

“I wonder…” saying as you move to the other side of Cicero, your hands tracing the bottle of oil. “How do you even do this? What all goes into it?” A faux curiosity. You know how it’s done. You’ve seen him do it oh so many times, but it’s obvious he loves talking about his duties as the keeper. Cicero’s eyes light up as he takes the oil from your hands. “Perhaps cicero will show you!” You can tell he was excited. He swiftly got to work with his duties, explaining some…rather odd things, like how to move the nightmothers limbs without them cracking. “Oh listener Cicero had no idea you were interested in his work!” His demeanor changed. From the usual dedication that could be seen in his eyes, it seems to be replaced with just…just excitement. “Cicero has never had someone ask about his duties!” He says turning to you for a moment. A smile forms on both your lips—almost in synch. “Oh what fun! Perhaps the listener would…Care to try it?”

“To be honest I just like listening to you talk” Cicero smiles brightly, as a giggle escapes his lips. “Oh dear listener I could say the same.”

Hey, I don't know if my ask went through. If it did, feel free to ignore this. (My tumblr has been acting up recently)

I was wondering if I could get a drabble or set of headcanons(anything, really) about Miraak and Cicero (separate) X a gender-neutral LDB who looks like a big intimidating orc, but the second they open their mouth you're like: "oh, they're harmless." And then a second later(probably days after the initial "they're harmless" assessment), they break someone's nose for insulting their friends. Including friends they made not even a minute ago.

Please don't feel pressured to do this if you don't want to, and remember to take care of yourself. I hope you have a good day!!

Hi!!! And thank u for ur request!! I did get the og one but I just clicked on this one lol!! But I hope you like this!!! Have a great day!! Requests always open!!

Cicero and Miraak x intimidating s/o who they deem harmless

They/them pronouns used as well as the term partner

Cicero

Despite being the listener and looking rather intimidating Cicero just views them as how he feels about them

Cicero doesn’t underestimate by any means but your different in his eyes

Different because you get him and he gets you

Assuming he tags along on missions he sees them attack and kill but that’s business

Or well fun to him

But it’s still surprising to see the oh so beloved listener punch tf out of someone for something like that

Either way he’s not mad he likes it

Cicero definitely LOVES protective people

Wonders if you’d do the same for him tbh

Like he sees them knock that person tf out and he definitely respects them even more at this point if that’s like even possible

Anyway he definitely is like super supportive of it

Miraak

Bro definitely underestimates

Despite their intimidating look he still dosent exactly see them as intimidating

Either way Miraak underestimates them no matter what tbh

Being his partner he respects you buttttttt

He sees himself as 100x more scary and intimidating compared to well,,,anyone tbh

Miraak does not care about any rude comments made about himself or anyone he’s associated with

He’s just kinda used to it and brushes it off

But seeing his partner just knock this rando the fuck out for insulting just new people they’ve decided to associate with??

Either sees it as childish or impressive (probably both)

Like wow okay did that really get under your skin? But also like that’s a hell of a way to get someone to shut up

Just kinda follows them after they walk off and questions them on why they would do that for someone they basically just met

Does not get it

Do you still do X Reader requests? If so, could I please get headcanons of Miraak, Serana, and Ulfric Stormcloak (separate) having feelings for the Dragonborn, only to realize the DB already has a significant other?

yup! I still do x reader stuff and I’m now open for fallout 4 characters now to! :D I’m using tumblr on mobile browser so sorry if the formats off but thank you for the request!

Miraak

honestly accepting he had feelings for the Dragonborn was hard enough and then finding out they have a s/o? He is going through it. He’s mainly filled with anger in some sense mixed with jealousy. He’s constantly going back and forth in his mind from being mad at himself for even having these feelings to being mad at their s/o, in his eyes they will never be good enough for the Dragon born. Miraak is definitely not one to tell the Dragon born EVER though. He tries to contain his emotions so it’s not obvious but if you look hard enough it’s pretty easy to tell. He’s praying for the downfall of the relationship, but also he’s like “as long as their happy I guess but don’t settle for less.” He’s the biggest hater out there.

Serana

Serana also had a hard time accepting her feelings but for much different reasons, she didn’t want to be vulnerable in that way. She had planned on telling the dragon born but she kept on pushing it off mentally going back and forth on wether she should tell them or not. After finding out they had a s/o Serana was sad but relieved she found out before she told them. She was happy they had someone but it was still a lot to deal with. Serana will tell them eventually, but she isn’t asking them out, she just wants to communicate how she feels about them, which is still really hard but she’s less stressed than before. She has an open and honest talk and hopes the feelings go away, she does isolate herself for a bit, just so she can be alone with herself and her thoughts.

Ulfric

honestly I don’t know much abt ulfric but I think he’d just like accept it. He’d be upset for sure but idk I think his confidence would like prevent him from being…distraught? He’s just a little sad by it and like gives himself a pep talk like “you are strong and could have anyone you want. Do not stress.” Idk I don’t know ulfric well bc I don’t rlly talk w him in game so that’s just what I imagined.

More things that I made ehheheheheheheheeh

Aw hell yea, I apologize that it took me so long to write this

Honestly he loves it

He’s soooo in favor of pisssing her off in any situation

And like he’s definitely gonna be happy he can shit talk her with you

And like he’s also so happy someone else goes by the old ways to

He’s know what shadow scales are but he’s definitely ask ab their personal experiences regarding training and etc

He’s gonna be attached to them at the hip

Like bro

He’s attached to anyone he bonds with like in general

But the fact they practice the old ways and does it despite the fact it pisses astrid off?

He definitely looses his shit over it

Like y’all will be discussing things and he’ll talk louder about it when astrid walks by

He definitely enjoys pissing her off

Ofc she dosent care that much but like she still finds it annoying

But Yknow Yall r #besites who enjoy pissing astrid off

If their the listener hed want to be there when the nightmother talks to them

Just to like

Be there??

Idk why he just wants to be there and ask about whay she’s saying

Fuck it man, here’s the other Cicero version

Mmm Cicero posting

Mmm Cicero posting

hey! could you do headcannons for farkas, serana, and brynjolf (separate) with a s/o that starts crying/having a panic attack in front of them ?

Yea ofc! I’m not that really familiar with brnjolf so sorry if this is ooc :)

Farkas

Honestly it suprises him at first, it was just pretty sudden

But he almost immediately gives you a hug and holds you close

He asks what’s the matter and he’s just really worried

He was afraid he’d be awkward with comforting you but he’s pretty good at comforting bc strong himbo gives good hugs

But after you have calmed down he definitely buys you your favorite foods and he does whatever he can to calm you down

Honestly I think he’d be pretty good at comforting

Also he would probs take you out to the woods

Just to like calm you down and embrace nature

And to pick flowers

He just wants to comfort you the best that he can

If you need space he kinda understands it

But he checks up on you pretty frequently

Serana

Honestly dosent know what to do for a good few seconds

She just stands there contemplating how to help

But she finds a way to comfort you pretty easily

She also hugs you and asks what’s wrong

You find a good place to talk and you tell her why your upset

She will try a way to fix it(if it’s a fixable issue)

But if it’s not fixable she will comfort you by giving you your needed affection

I don’t think serana would be a touchy feely person with everyone but she really cares about you

So she wants to give you your needed attention and or space

If you need space she understands and will occasionally check in on you and ask if your feeling any better

Brnjolf

Honestly he could sense something was up

But he understands not everyone wants to talk about it

But then you start to cry

Then he’s worried and asks what’s wrong

You both sit down wherever you are and talk about it

He’s very understanding and will hold you if you want

If not he gets that and will ease up the thieving jobs

But he will give you your space and trusts you will come to him if you want

But after a day or so he’s gonna check back in and ask if you wanna do a job with him

Overall he’s very understanding and pretty good at comforting

Could you do a headcannon were farkas and miraak (separate) see there S/O has been badly wounded when they came back from battle? Like, how would they react and Do? This is my first ever request (:

Oooh ok! Srry for taking forever to write this 💀 literally I wrote for this and it got deleted anyway, I’ve been really busy and I apologize for not getting to this until now

Miraak

Ok he wouldn’t of let you go alone

So you didn’t tell him or just went without him

Which makes him kinda angry

Not because like he thinks you need him, he just wants to protect you

Anyway he would tend to your wounds

He would be fully prepared with supplies

Also your not leaving your bed alone for a few months until your healed

If you want to do something he’s coming with you, you cannot reason with him

He will leave you alone if you want but he does become very overprotective

He kinda blames himself in a way for not sensing that you were going to do that

But he shakes it from his mind bc he needs to help you

He will make food for you and buy it if he fails at cooking it

But also he does not leave your side at night

He’s just very over protective

But yea he tries his best to help

He stays pretty calm because he dosent want to stress you out

Internally he’s really stressed

But he dosent let it show

Farkas

He knows you can take care of yourself and don’t need his help so he dosent care if you battle n shit

He is worried and does express it but he trusts you and knows your gonna be fine

His intuition was wrong like once

He was majorly freaking out

Like he carried you back to his room and looked for anyone who new how to tend to wounds

Which Vilkas did bc books

Vilkas kicked him out while he tended to your wounds

Farkas was pacing back and fourth in the hallway and then decided to gather food

In case you were hungry ya know

Anyway he becomes more protective

He’s seen wounds before, normally it dosent freak out when people get wounded

He trusts it will heal

But he genuinely loves you and the thought of you dying scares him

But he stays with you every day

Ditching missions sometimes

He will tend to your wounds by cleaning them and shit

Would you write some for Cicero? Something platonic though. Maybe just listener meeting Cicero and being interested in mother and he explains it to them? I think that’d be fun! Thanks in advance <3

Yesss, I love Cicero and the listers dynamic sm no matter what form it takes on. Honestly cicero would rant to the listener about the nightmother for like hours, he’s iconic.

Literally he would be so happy someone asked about the nightmother

He would give a full annysis and history lesson on the nightmother and just the dark brotherhood in general which is genuinely relatable

Honestly I’m picturing this as in like the dark brotherhood sanctuary when he first shows up with the nightmother bc you have the option to ask about her

Like he will give his theories to if you ask

After like an hour of this history lesson he feels like he’s bugging you so like he changes the subject

If you tell him to continue to rant he will be so happy

Like he will drag you back to his room to talk about how much he loves the nightmother at like 1am

He’s genuinely suprised you don’t know about her tho

He’s not like mad he’s just genuinely suprised

If you show major devotion for the night mother he will also be so happy

Like he’s so happy he has someone to talk with about the nightmother without seeming weird

Honestly I love it when I can rant about my interests, that’s why I love this app sm

Cicero would own a shit ton of furbys. The listener takes miraak and serana to the sanctuary and chaos just happens

Cicero would see the listener post a makeup tutorial and comment “my pussy is shaking rn” I do not know what he means by that but it happened

Cicero definitely bites people 😕 but he’s my jester malewife and can do as he wants

Cicero posting hours. I think Cicero eats coffee grinds. No reason. He hates the flavor but it keeps him alive. He also violently sobbed when the unicorn frapiciono got taken off the Starbucks menu

Heyy!! so i was just wondering if u could do cicero x listener/dragonborn hcs where the listener is a parent and has adopted some kiddos? you dont have to obvi thank you!!! 💕💕

Ah yesss tbh I love the idea of Cicero being a dad it’s so funny to me 😭 I lowkey wanna make my oc( who I ship with him) adopt aventus aretino

Ok first he does not think he’d make a good parent

However he does do fairly decent

If it’s brought up later while y’all r dating that you have kids he’d be concerned so make sure that it’s known before he starts panicking about being a father

Tbh he’d gladly take on a fatherly role but he’d need to prepare

Mf would be constantly asking for advice and he’d try to find a way to take care of the nightmother and the kids

He’d move way to fast and you’d have to remind him to calm down and to relax

Give him parenting tips PLS

He’d probably die on the spot if he didn’t get help or advice on how raise kids

He tries his best to raise them well

But like he also teaches the kids about murder techniques??

Bc like he dosent know if anyone will come after them bc their parent is literally the listener and mfing dragon born😭

So he’s an ok parent

He needs reassurance tho

Sorry if this is shorter than my usual stuff. This has been in my drafts for a while now and some bad stuff came up recently. I don’t really want to talk about it but it’s bad, feel free to request more stuff I just won’t get to it untill later, my apologies.

More memes ig

Anyway

Serana x gn reader

Hurt/comfort/fluff

(Side note: so I’m trying something new! Making a couple of headcannons along with like a few actual paragraphs! Let me know what y’all think.

Serana isn’t used to comforting people to say the least

She saw so many people around her who she new were hurting, she didn’t know how to help

However her somewhat cold personality fades when she sees people she loves in pain

She’ll most likely hug them and let them know it will be okay

Despite thinking that she’s not good at comforting people she actually super good at doing so

Her voice is naturally calming so that’s a big help

As you stood on a mountain ledge you observed the world bellow you. You sighed as you continued to look. You hadn’t been feeling that great lately. Over the past few days you had a surge or negative emotions that took over. It was honestly confusing. Though you wondered if your companion Serana had noticed. As these thoughts ran through your mind you could feel her gaze. She had been staring at you for a couple of minutes instead of the world bellow. Out of no where you felt her hand touch your shoulder. It was ice cold. She sighed before pulling you closer to her side. She paused now looking at the land bellow. You noticed a small frown form on her face. As you stared into her orange eyes you wondered if you had done anything wrong. Serana looked over to you and began to speak, “look...you’ve been acting kind of off lately. I don’t know what it’s about..but I’m here if you need to talk.” She said some what nervously. You could tell that she wasn’t used to this. You paused looking at her for a few seconds before you felt a tear run down your cheek. Serana noticed this and pulled you close to her front. She sighed hugging you tight. As you cried harder she began to stroke your hair. Her nails ran through your scalp as she tried to comfort you. “It’s okay..I got you.” She said calmly. As you began to fall to your knees she fell with you. As your arms wrapped around her tightly you felt her kiss the top of your head. She held you closer as you continued to cry. Her being there for you certainly helped with the entire situation. You had felt yourself calm down, you felt so safe in her arms.

(Anyway srry if this was short)

I LOVE THIS

.... Cicero has pointy teeth,,,,,,, no I will not take criticism

.... Cicero has pointy teeth,,,,,,, no I will not take criticism

So like when astrid tells the listener to kill cicero all I can think of it this