Welcome Here, Little Ones.

Welcome here, little ones.

I had this recurring lewd fantasy about Kankri Vantas becoming a frat boy :3 let me tell you all about it!!

Kankri was minding his own business, being a femboy preaching the politically correct agenda, all was well, until the frat boys attacked. They spiked Kankri's drink with a magical compound, and before he realized it, he felt way hornier! Kankri couldn't stop himself from oogling a cute girl...or two!

He tried to calm himself down, but quickly realized something was off, on his head resided a baseball cap turned around, Kankri felt disgusted at this imagery, and tried to take it off, but it refused!!

He felt hot all over his body, hornier than before, oh jegus he wanted to fuck some women~ he resisted the urges, and realized his muscles had grown significantly as this was happening! In fact, his clothes were changing as well, his long pants became way shorter, to the point that they could barely keep his erection from showing! His sweater turned into a red gym shirt that showed his newly found bulk! And his bulge grew a size or two as well~~

He felt his...head change too...he had trouble thinking, who even was Kankri? He felt like a whole new boy, someone more daring...someone more abrasive...someone who wanted to shag the first woman he came across!!

Ahem, as you can see, this is but a vague outline of the scenario, but the end result is the point, Kankri is now a sexy frat boy who has vastly changed, but still keeps some characteristics of his old self, such as PCness and being a bit of a femboy :3

What do y'all think? Anything you would want to add?

I’m obsessed with the idea of Rainbow Dash accidentally discovering and reading The Ego and Its Own and becoming a Stirnerite:

Rainbow Dash: "Everypony always tells me I have a big ego... sweet!"

A week later

Rainbow Dash, now wearing Stirner’s glasses, calmly trots through the park until Scootaloo runs into her.

Scootaloo: "Hey, Rainbow Dash! I haven’t seen you in a while. How’ve you been? :D"

Rainbow Dash: stares intently "Are you still trapped under the dogmatic spell of your cutie mark? Don’t you feel like the social conditioning tied to it forces you to follow its commands, instead of listening to your true self?"

Scootaloo: "I-i… Dash… WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! D:"

Rainbow Dash: "Ah, you react with confusion. You don’t see how your short life has been controlled by spooks! Ghosts of the mind! Forces born from the decayed corpse of the Church, tricking you with promises of fulfilling your deepest desires, when instead you should become an idol unto yourself! Every time Celestia delivers a decree, it’s only clearer that her greatest conviction is not the boundless freedom of ourselves, but the belief that nopony can manage their own affairs! That if we did, it would tear apart the 'foundation of civilized society!' This so-called foundation is nothing more than the self-loathing of the working masses—the true producers and most capable organizers of Equestria—"

Scootaloo starts backing away slowly.

Rainbow Dash: "-but instead we’re taught to idolize her rule! It’s obvious, Scootaloo! Her power is a-"

Scootaloo runs for her life

Rainbow Dash: waves "Goodbye, Scoot! I just love that little crusader :)"

cinematic credits roll

Note: i need to take this version of the character further.

Thinking about the evolving tree of religion-philosophy-sciences is wild, like, check it.

So it starts with African religions, then ancient egypt and the beginning of politics, then India and their religions and politics, then China, and Greece, and Rome, and all their philosophers and schools of thought, and then all the lines of thought evolve into countless more lines of thought molded by the events that happen around them, until the modern day!

It's easier to give examples when doing it backwards:

Marxism<-Hegelianism<-Kantianism<-Cartesianism<-Christian Philosophy<-Christian Theology<-Platonism<-Pre-Socratic Philosophy<-Greek Mythology<-Egyptian Mythology<-African Mythology

So to study Marxism properly, you have to have studied all of those before it! GREAT :3

It would be so funny if i were to create a group for far-right LGBT youth, and our beliefs are:

-Classical Fascism: did you know that Giovanni (father of fascism alongside Mussolini) was disgusted by racism? So are we :3

-Eco-Fascism: the environment is suffering y'all.

-Strasserism: the left-wing of nazism which believed Germany should have started a war against the USA, allied with Russia, socialized the means of production and focused entirely on the wellbeing of the proletariat, my cup of nazi tea :3

-National Anarchism: anti-imperialism and anti-capitalism! Turns out neoliberal globalization pissed off some puritanical people who don't like the state, so they ended up with pseudo-anarchist communes with a whole lot of racism :v

-Julius Evola: this goofy ahh fascist bro believed in the supremacy of the individual over the dogma of christianity and such, yet that while alone is weak, many together are strong!

-Friedrich Nietzsche: whilst inspiring so much nazi shit, this guy was very inspiring to differently-abled people such as myself :3 his concept of a self-determining individual who is bettered by rising above their unique challenges, although he didn't love women 3:

-Homofascism: :3 love it

Our whole purpose is honestly, not fascist at all, it's just religious socialism with extra steps! But hey, it will probably attract some sexy nazis that will feel horrified when they see our degeneracy on full display whilst we study Mein Kampf :3 love y'all, be safe followers :3

Literally me with my boyfriend >U<