Bruce Wayne Having To Play Fuck, Marry, Kill On A Talkshow, Except All The Options Are JL Members.

Bruce Wayne having to play Fuck, Marry, Kill on a talkshow, except all the options are JL members.

Damian: I hope you die.

Tim: I hope I die faster.

Damian:

Dick:

Dick: okay that’s enough coffee for you..

Jason makes so many jokes about his death in canon and even more in fanon that at some point it definitely rubbed off on Damian while he was staying with Talia. The rest of the batfam doesn't know this though. So there is one point where they're having a planning session and Jason asks, "What do I do?" And without hesitation Damian responds, "Die." The entire rest of the family is mute with horror, but Jason who is used to it at this point is laughing so hard he's crying.

Damian doesn't know why everyone else is mad at him.

An Oc for the Fnaf security breach- my own character, Danner- aka Danny, the mf that rides on the back of DJ music man

I’ll probably be doing some art of him for awhile or something- and just like the game itself, this bitch does indeed have more then one ending.

Okay think about it, Jason is stubborn as hell and basically DOESNT give ONE SHIT ABOUT DEATH-

So it got me thinking- what if he’s so reckless that he literally jumps in front of his brothers and literally takes a knife or bullet to the gut on purpose so the others won’t suffer

Edit: He probably already does and I’m just stupid

(Probably already been done but hey- I thought it was cool)

Jason: BRAT MOVE

*Kicks Damian out of the way and proceeds to get stabbed*

Damian: TODD, I DID NOT NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE. I CAN HANDLE MYSELF!....But thank you.

Jason: *Weak Thumbs up*

*calls dick*

Damian: Grayson.

Dick: What’s up Dami?

Damian: Todd got stabbed several times while protecting me again.

Dick: what?! Again!??? This is the third time this month!

Tim: Wasnt the last one a gunshot to the shin because of you? Cant he just make up his mind on whether to die or not?

Damian:

Damian: Todd says he’s to Angry to die.

{Field Trip!}

Jason: *While driving sees a yellow license plate from another state* oh look, car punch!~

Dick: *on the other seat* what?-

Jason: *Punches Dick*

Dick: OW WTF?

Jason: Sorry big bro- rules...are Rules.

Dick: YOU NEVER EVEN FOLLOW RULES IN THE FIRST PLACE THOUGH-

Jason: Times change big bro...they change.

Dick: Bullshit.

Jason: Language.

(Jason would have this on his car and I ain’t fighting anybody on this, I’m right.)