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Summer movie watch list ౨ৎ


endless love
moonrise kingdom
the last song
the parent trap
the kings of summer
aquamarine
the first time
the way way back
dirty dancing
safe haven
clueless
barbie in a mermaid tale
the lucky one
lady bird
blue crush
monte carlo
call me by your name
mamma mia
the sisterhood of the travelling pants
teen beach movie
As always, please feel free to share your own suggestions and favourite summer movie in the comments! <3
I also made this into a letterbox list which you can find here -> CLICK ME <3
✩‧₊*:・love ya ・:*₊‧✩
hey. what do a selkie and a ziploc bag have in common















I’ve been adding to my altars the past couple of days, now that I’m home from holiday traveling. I’ve been feeling a bit disconnected from my practice because of said traveling and just general end of the semester bullshit, and my way of dealing with feeling distant usually involves gifts lol. I added a few things to my Aphrodite, Apollo/Artemis, Athena, and healing altars, in addition to giving food offerings, which has helped me to start feeling more grounded 💕
i can never face my family again

My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.
PSA: Don't use Open Office
I keep seeing people recommending Open Office as an alternative to Word, and uh... look, it is, technically, an open source alternative to Word. And it can do a lot of what Word can, genuinely! But it is also an abandoned project that hasn't been updated in nine years, and there's an active fork of it which is still receiving updates, and that fork is called LibreOffice, and it's fantastic.
Seriously, if you think that your choices are either "grit your teeth and pay Microsoft for a subscription" or "support free software but have a kind of subpar office suite experience", I guarantee that it's because you're working with outdated information, or outdated software. Most people I know who have used the latest version of LibreOffice prefer it to Word. I even know a handful of people who prefer it to Scrivener.
Open Office was the original project, and so it has the most name recognition, and as far as I can tell, that's really the only reason people are still recommending it. It's kind of like if people were saying "hey, the iPhone 14 isn't your only smart phone option!" but then were only ever recommending the Samsung Galaxy S5 as an alternative. LibreOffice is literally a version of the same exact program as Open Office that's just newer and better – please don't get locked into using a worse tool just because the updated version of the program has a different name!










Deer and jackdaws.
The birds feed on ticks from the deer, and also assist in removing velvet from growing antlers.
This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

@/folkoftheshelf on Twitter has made a thread of fundraising links for Gazans. I’ve transferred the links here, please boost them as the conflict is worsening:
Help Ahmad Hassan and his family escape Gaza
Help Halla Morshed’d family escape Gaza
Help Dr. Yousef Alsweisi and his family escape Gaza
Evacuate Sohad’s family out of Gaza
Help Donia Tanani and her family escape Gaza (they are close to reaching their goal!!)
Help Zinh and her family escape Gaza (they are close to reaching their goal!!)
Help this Gazan family rebuild their lives (they are not close to their goal as of writing)
Help the Zack Family
Help Hala Jad and her family (they are at a 1/3 of their goal)
Help Walid and his family escape Gaza (they are close to reaching their goal!!)
Help Mariam Radi and her family (as of right now they are not close to reaching their goal)
Help Maha Abu Shammala evacuate the family from Gaza (they haven't met their goal as of writing)
Help Ronza Alaa and her family (they haven't met their goal as of writing)
Help Noor and her family evacuate to safety (they haven't met their goal as of writing)
Help Manar Abuqata get his family out of Gaza (goal hasn't been met as of writing)
Help Farah save her family
Help Ahmad’s family escape from Gaza to Egypt
Help evacuate Mohammed Harara’s family out of Gaza (they are halfway through their goal!!)
Help Dana and her family escape (they have almost met their goal!!)
Help Anas’ family escape from Gaza (goal has not been met as of writing, note that the money is in krona, 1 usd=11 krona)
Help Ibrahem Ra’fat Daher and his family evacuate Gaza
Help Hakam Albalawi save his family (goal had not been met as of writing)
Help Tabseem AbuJamie’s family evacuate (goal hasn't been met and only has two donations as of writing)
Rafah Masterpost
(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)










Zac Oyama as different cats because I’ve never seen someone who was so obviously a cat in a former life
edit: to confirm yes this was inspired by him playing puss in boots <3 but he also just has tremendous cat energy, just one of the guys ever yall understand!!









A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
Video essays that make me go “oh, so you’re like smart smart”
Elon Musk and Grimes: A Retrospective
Bo Burnham vs. Jeff Bezos
The Systemic Abuse of Celebrities
Lana Del Rey: the pitfalls of having a persona
we need to talk about Call Me By Your Name
MYTH OF THE AUTEUR: Stanley Kubrick vs David Lynch
In Search Of A Flat Earth
Envy
The Commodification of Black Athletes
The Lies Of The Lighthouse
The Green Knight: The Uncanny Horror of Masculinity
Time Loop Nihilism
How Bisexuality Changed Video Games
The Golden Age of Horror Comics - Part 1 (Part 2)
Weighing the Value of Director’s Cuts | Scanline
The True Horror Of Midsommar
Keep reading






💖 The Fairy Godmother’s Apprentice - a sapphic fairy tale Visual Novel and Dating Sim. 💖
When the fairy godmother goes away on vacation leaving you in charge , will you make sure stories stay on their paths? or will you change your fate and risk it all for romance….
This is a fake dating game, its not real unfortunately. But maybe some day, in the future! I just love womens, and fairytales, and dating sims; so this is a culmination of all three! (with a fun emphasis on hot butch ladies, we need more of them okay! the mermaid is muscular and hot too okay, i swear).
Any Australian game devs wanna make this happen? Come at me, I’m ready to go batshit bananas working on this as a real game,.
Want to learn something new in 2022??
Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)
40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)
Excellent basic crochet video series
Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)
Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)
How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)
Another drawing character faces video
Literally my favorite art pose hack
Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??
Introduction to flying small aircrafts
French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding
Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)
Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)
Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)
Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:
Calculus 1 (full semester class)
Learn basic statistics (free textbook)
Introduction to college physics (free textbook)
Introduction to accounting (free textbook)
Learn a language:
Ancient Greek
Latin
Spanish
German
Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)
French
Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)
World-Building Tools and Resources List

If a link has a ⭐ beside it, it means that it is a resource that I personally use regularly, or have used in the past. Most often, this will be links to programs or other like resources.
If a link has a 💖 next to it, that means that I really like the content of the link. Most often, this will be for links to media, such as videos.
Please note that I have not tried everything on this list.
APPS AND PROGRAMS
⭐Fantasia Archive (Free)
Tennessine Flag Maker (Free)
Fantasy Calendar (Free limited version, subscription full version)
Bubisco (Free limited version, paid full version)
Campfire (Free limited version, subscription full version)
World Anvil (Free limited version, subscription full version)
Legend Keeper (Free trial, subscription full version)
One Stop for Writers (Free trial, subscription full version)
Inkarnate (Free limited version, subscription full version) - suggested by @trager-bombs
WORLD BUILDING QUESTIONS
Reedsy
Ellen Brock Editing
SFWA
GENERATORS:
World Maps:
Donjon’s Fantasy Map Generator
Mewo2’s Fantasy Map Generator
💖Azgaar’s Fantasy Map Generator
City/Village Maps:
💖Watabou’s City Map Generator
💖Watabou’s Village Generator
Eigengrau’s Town Generator
💖Probabletrain’s Modern City Map Generator
Street/Neighborhood Maps:
💖Watabou’s Neighborhood Generator
Location Details Generator:
Rangen’s Country Generator
Rangen’s City Generator
Donjon’s Fantasy Calendar Generator
Rangen’s Laws Generator
Springhole’s Random Holiday Generator
Springhole’s Landmarks Generator
Arkimedz’s Star Map Generator
Donjon’s Demographic Generator
Springhole’s Plant Generator
Languages:
Vulgar Language Generator
Madequa’s Glyph Generator
Money:
RanGen Currency Generator
Springhole Currency Generator
MAP MAKING
Cartographers Guild (Map Tutorials)
⭐Wonderdraft (Map Maker. Paid )
MISC
Dan Koboldt (a blog about getting the science right in Fantasy and Sci-Fi)
💖Food Timeline (shows what what people ate in history)
💖Orbis: helps estimate travel time based on distance and travel type
YOUTUBE
Ask a Mortician: Has videos about historical death customs
English Heritage: The Victorian Way: A series all about Victorian life
💖Modern History TV: Medieval Life
Tasting History: Historical Recipes
Hands on History: Viking history mixed with advertisements for their tours
Grimfrost: Viking history mixed with product advertisements
The Welsh Viking: Viking history
The British Museum: History told through artifacts
i've been sitting on this thought about the hatchetfield timelines for a while: i 100% agree with the 2005 timeline-split theory; it's all but outright stated in witch in the web and explains ted-as-homeless-man's presence in every timeline, since he went back to 2004.
but! there's a detail i haven't seen discussed, which also comes up in witch in the web:

at some point around the time the timelines split, miss holloway and wilbur cross got into a fight that only one of them survived, the outcome of which depends on the individual timeline. that means we can sort some of the timelines by which of them is alive:
black friday: wilbur cross. self-explanatory.
the witch in the web: miss holloway. the two of them do interact, but only inside nightmare time after hannah's power brings him back
all of nmt2: miss holloway. also self-explanatory.
nerdy prudes must die: wilbur cross. this is where it gets more into speculation since neither of them appears directly, but i think we can infer it from solomon lauter's possession of the black book, which holloway would have had if she were alive.
the rest i'm not sure there's enough solid evidence for to say either way (although i like to believe watcher world is a wiley timeline because of the voice at the sniggles show), but there's plenty of room to speculate! much to think about 🤔
girlhood is spying on your brother out the bathroom window while plucking your eyebrows for picture day
Making twitch clips of Rusty Quill's TMA2 stream on the 30th and realized I have the power to do edits now.
Video description/captions under the readmore
[ID: a clip from Rusty_Quill's "The Magnus Archives 2 Kickstarter Pre-Launch!" Twitch Livestream. On screen are Alexander J Newall, Helen Gould, and Jonny Sims.
Jonny: Incidentally- incidentally- I- there's- there's another thing that I'm gonna spoil.
The video zooms in on Alex's window and replays Jonny saying "that I'm gonna spoil" in slow motion. Alex's face drops as soon as Jonny says "spoil" and an eerie synth noise starts.
A screenshot of the twitch chat is overlaid:
SashaNoumann: Alex looks terrified
tirednwild: KSUDHGKUSG
interstieller: ALEX'S FACE
Text boxes appear one after the other on screen, getting progressively shakier:
"oh god, oh fuck."
"what's he going to say now?"
"Jonny, it doesn't have to be like this"
"should I get Martyn to cut stream?"
"or would the snipers be faster?"
The synth noise cuts off as the video reverts itself back to showing Alex, Helen, and Jonny again as the stream continues.
Helen: Oh?
Jonny: and it's that Alex- Alex is stopping me... From naming one of the protagonists "Alexander J Newall."
Helen: [laughing]
Alex: Why should I pay for YOUR mistakes, Jonny??
Alex: It would-it would- it would do SO much damage SO quickly... Oh god, Jonny. Don't you dare.
Jonny: Now, to be fair, we're- we are co- we are co-writing it. You are... Perfectly able - and have, on several occasions - simply delete it.
Helen: [laughing]
Alex, jokingly: Hah. "Hi, everyone. Yeah, The Magnus Archives 2 isn't happening." "Why." "'Cause Jonny doesn't know when to quit."
Helen: [laughing]
/END ID]










Signs of Hell from Good Omens season 2
Me right now
upside of having acne and picking at it without noticing is occasionally i get to have a fun little lady macbeth moment of looking down at my hand and its randomly covered in blood, it makes me feel like the protagonist in a penny dreadful and thats the sort of whimsy i want in my life

cute gifting ideas!
for the extra-sweet girls, gays, and theys this holiday season
i've been seeing lots of cute wishlist idea posts floating around, but none for what to give this season! so here is a collection of ideas for gifts for your favorite people 🩰❄
crochet/knit goods!! homemade gifts are just a different kind of special. i really love to find an interesting stitch and make a scarf with it, i'm not great at following patterns but cool stitches are super fun and easy to learn and really level up your otherwise simple projects!!
mini body mist + hand cream set ⛸ minis are an essential for any busy bee, they're affordable, and they're a great way for your recipient to try a new fragrance! bath and body works always has excellent choices (i recommend frosted coconut snowball or strawberry snowflakes); or you could pick out a mini luxury eau de parfum if you have a bigger budget.
baked goods ☕ what's better than receiving a box of homemade treats? i love gifting baked goods because there is something out there for everyone. sally's baking addiction (blog) and claire saffitz (youtube) are some of my favorite resources for recipes. if you're on a time crunch, chocolate bark is a no-bake that's SUPER easy and everyone loves.
self care kit 🎀 i love making these for my busiest friends and family!! i typically include a face mask of some kind, hot cocoa or tea, a mug, and a nice pair of fluffy socks. other ideas include a bath bomb, lip balm/mask, sugar scrub, and chocolates! care kits are so fun to make because they are easy to customize and adjust to your budget!
a special book ❄ pick a book that is close to your heart and that you think your recipient would enjoy, and write a special note inside. maybe even annotate or mark special passages that really spoke to you or remind you of them. :3 i think this is a deeply personal gift that someone can treasure for years and years.
have fun gifting!!
