POV: You Were NOT A Good Kid This Year..

POV: you were NOT a good kid this year..

Wanna see a cool ol' harpy chick?

Her name is Erd! She's a faun eater :D

Cherubim twins Eris and Eros you'll never know how I did it ;)

"you forgot the cream again, moron!" -long sigh- why me?

@tarnussy RIDES INTO THE BOSS ARENA!!

Hope you like this, T! LOL!

regardless... can someone mount my Tarnished onto Godrick's back for a boss fight

Hear me out, if Elden Ring bosses were teachers..

Mohg - the cool language arts teacher that hosts dark plays for fun

Margit - the history teacher who takes his job way too seriously

Messmer - the science teacher with all the snakes

Malenia - the math teacher who ominously tells you you're about to fail her class

Godrick - that crazy ass PE teacher who encourages infanticide via dodgeball

Radahn - the slightly less unhinged PE teacher who's mere presence deters the class from misbehaving

Rykard - the art teacher who's low-key mentally unstable but has genuine good advice

Rennala - the astronomy teacher who's Hella sweet but kooky af and comes to school dressed like an ancient faith healer (she offers the students tea during class)

Maliketh - the chemistry teacher that sets students on fire to make an example

Godskin Duo - the *other* PE teachers who let the class go full on lord of the flies as they watch from the background

Y'all do your own renditions and reblog them 😂😂

Edit: added Rennala, Maliketh, and the Godskin Duo

Have a chibi Coitus being himself in public ✨ 😈