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Guards! Guards! was not the first Discworld book I read but it is the one that punched my angsty, edgy thirteen-year-old self in the face. I have never had a book hit me like that since. Nothing has ever picked me up by the scruff of the neck and shown me my own face in the mirror that way.
I was angsting around, all “the world is terrible” and “people are evil” and “humans are a blight upon the earth” and “everyone is stupid” and Vimes showed up and said, “Yeah, and?”
So what? So they’re stupid and petty - save them anyway. So they’re selfish - save them anyway. So it’s all fucked and there’s never going to be a happy ending - save them anyway. Do it anyway. You don’t get to opt out of caring just because they’re grubby and ignorant and reactionary and petty because so are you and that’s all we’ve got.
No other book has ever changed my worldview in one blow before or since. I reckon that’s something that can only happen to you when you’re a teenager anyway. But I’ve never quite gotten over it.
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staring into the middle distance. how is the worst thing to happen in july to me NOT my cat dying.
Into futbol but like, as a post irony thing. All this means is that when Colombia lost I genuinely cried but I truly have no idea what is going on right now.
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i wanna really really really wanna zig-a-zag *WILHELM SCREAM*

real divas have tragic ends
i'm just curious bc i'm watching How to Train Your Dragon and i always forget how happy and calm it makes me feel. i mean, i did name my cat after Toothless the dragon. but i also love Lion King, that's my Disney comfort movie. and my Ghibli comfort movie is Spirited Away. watching any of these when i'm in a foul mood or my anxiety is high always helps 🥰 but i watch them just for fun too, not only when i'm in a mood. what about you?
he really said i wanna have a baby and i want you to be the daddy and armand said are you asking or making me. unreal. lestat’s potent seed would have been buried so deep in louis he’d have been able to taste it in his throat as soon as the words crossed his lips i- will nobody save my princess??? don’t worry baby daddy’s coming
My cat is probably going to die of cancer this week and I have to be positive at work this week. I don’t want her to die she’s my cat. She’s so good.
QUICK tell me your phone/computer’s charge, then tell me the first player that comes to mind with that number




does ryan leonard know he is the apple of every capitals fan's eye.....
save me brunette man upon I can project the parts I am most insecure about save me
Do you know a character that has the same name as you?

@NHL: Photographed forever on film. 🎞 #StanleyCup Cc: @Avalanche
Being a fan of the Mets is like being a fan of Sisyphus. One must imagine being happy so one doesn’t kill themselves.
I need to stop drinking caffeinated beverages I had two cups of Irish Black Tea and played five rounds of rank in IDV straight
honestly as a queer latino i just assumed the pope used the spanish equivalent of f*g but like worse and not reclaimed. learning its actually hyperniche gay italian slang has really made this for me.
also its very ironic that all of the popes keep getting more and more homophobic and gay. like of course they are
ok but we're all missing the important question here... WHO in the vatican has taught the spanish-speaking pope how to say faggotry in italian. how on earth did it come up. was it a prank. was it political sabotage. is there homosexual tomfoolery afoot in santa marta. I need to know more
I'm curious. Tag this with your sexuality and what your favorite M/F ship is.