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#2 YEARS-Safe Sex In The World Cup?

#2 YEARS-Safe sex in the World Cup?

Iniesta: Let’s see if it will be “seguro” because my girlfriend is here.

Llorente: No, no sex. Well, safe sex always. What I’m trying to say is that there won’t be any sex for me. Do you understand me?

Piqué: Safe sex in the World Cup? No sex for sure.

Valdés: Safe sex always, in the World Cup and at all times.

Pedro: Sex for sure because my girlfriend is here. I hope to have some free time soon.

Arbeloa: My wife won’t be coming, so no sex.

Puyol: In the World Cup and outside of it. Sex always, but safe.

Navas: I’m very religious, so I don’t think about sex.

Xavi: Better yet, always sex

Albiol: Sex? I’m not going to have any.

Cesc: My girlfriend won’t be coming if we don’t make it to the final, so none of that.

Reina: That’s a good title for a movie.

HAHA Pepe and Xavi are perfect. And Jesus you liar.

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