Crowley, King Of Sarcasm

Crowley, King of Sarcasm 😎😈👑😏

Sometimes I think of how much Aziraphale adores Crowley and likes touching him and looks at him like at the most beautiful being on the planet (he is) and then I imagine someone as much as putting a knife to Crowley’s pretty cheek and Aziraphale seeing it and

“Oh no you fucking didn’t 🗡️🔥”

Oh god wait…

What if it’s Crowley who brings Aziraphale back to life.

I keep on thinking Crowley will save Aziraphale, because that’s what he does, and Aziraphale will call on all the powers to bring him back to life.

But what if…

What if Aziraphale will save him. Aziraphale, so angry and upset at losing Crowley for Heaven, which he simply can’t change no matter how much he wishes he could, and he feels he lost the chance for them to be together for nothing, but then he hears that Crowley is on a mission to save him out of Heaven’s cruel grasp. Because of course he would, even after everything that happened.

But it is a trap. Aziraphale knows Metatron found out and will be waiting for Crowley.

So it is Aziraphale who jumps in to save Crowley.

And Crowley absolutely loses it at Aziraphale dying in his arms.

And this is how they make Heaven and Hell crash and burn. Because here is Angel Aziraphale who gave his life for Demon Crowley. Out of pure love. And here is Demon Crowley calling on all his powers, Hell’s and even Heaven’s that he still remembers, to bring him back to life.

And a DEMON brings an ANGEL back to life.

Something that both God and Satan notice.

It’s the end of Heaven and Hell as they knew it.

He may have a bit of a crush 😇

Heaven: And whenever you see the Enemy, the demon, make sure they are Smitten.

Aziraphale: Absolutely! You got it!

Aziraphale definitely understood the assignment and has been working very hard on it for the past 6,000 years

C. : "we haven’t finished the book.."

A. : "what book?"

C. : "the one u read at the park last month.."

A. : "aww do you want to go out and continue reading it?"

C. : "…yeh.."

Bonus