Video Game Abstractions Are Something Else. I'm Leveling Culinarian In FFXIV And I Hit Level 56. "hold

video game abstractions are something else. i'm leveling Culinarian in FFXIV and i hit level 56. "hold on," i say to nobody in particular, and put my frying pan (hot, wet with freshly cooked sauce) back on my hip. "before I make any more hollandaise sauce, i need a better knife." there in my pocket, it awaits: a knife whose titanium edge is so keen that only a level 56 Culinarian can so much as grasp it. so i do that. and now i have no need for my old knife; it has served me well, but it physically cannot be used by any other. it is inextricably bound to my soul. i cooked with it before, you see. one cook per knife only. so i take it into my hands one last time and disintegrate it into various magical crystals. the concentrated fire essence extracted from within can be used to make more hollandaise sauce

Guess i gotta kill

Being AroAce makes fmk kinda obvious

Allso, i haven’t watched Harry Potter in ages, so i don’t remember him really

I wanted to make one of my own so wheel of shitty guys

All the homies and homettes love Lain

Ok so i had this dream (which is extremely rare, at least me remembering them), where two shape-shifting friends got in a fight.

Not a fight fight, but a “we’re not talking anymore” fight.

Anyways, they make up at the end by doing the handshake of the century, shape-shifting all the while.

Hecc yea

INTERACT WITH THIS IF YOU ARE AROACE BECAUSE WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF US HERE

Whoa