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thought i was the only one that brought their dude to the beach,,,,

this happened to me and we became so painfully linked that my stomach hurts so bad and lightheaded when i see him and i start sweating so fucking much and he is real in real life and lives in my house

i like to think im funny
i have more of these in the reblogs btw

cant get a good art outta me so heres dirkjake brazil doodle!


Yummylander
>"it's a struggle with addiction!" >look inside >it's a struggle with temptation >the temptation isn't materially harmful in any way whatsoever >they just feel guilty about liking something >grew up christian



made thus guy a whike ago i bring him fucking everyehrt i love my husband so much i get lightheaded lookingat him
ALSO THAT IS NOT COKAIN THAT IS MY MEDIXINE because i own 3 judgment scales and am and insane person
sighs i want to post the shrine but its notready yet,,,,

Dude...
this actually fucking happened to me i think fentanyl is haunting my dispo

POV you smoked some gas station weed and see hyper realistic Master Shake during sleep paralysis
"hey what the hell happened to my scale"
scalefucker: "idk🥰🥰🥰"
I FUCKKING LOVE SCALES!!!!!!! ⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️⚖️

i think the government will kill me for posting this

GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDANT!!!’
rip meatwad you would have loved skibidi toilet😢
meatwads getting his ipad taken away after this 😕

Man I love Aqua Teen Hunger Force Unit Patrol Squad 1 Something You Know Whatever TV Show Show Forever, gotta be one of my favorite shows

GET DOWN MISTER PRESIDANT!!!’


ueg,,, i ove this guy,,,,
stareted drawing him righr after finishing the game holy shit i loved that game





oh u kno

sorry to put another one of this meme in the postal tag but also no im not



Officer I swear the milkshake was talking to me


more pokemon netsuke

hi guys. here’s homelander and (adult, of course) equius on a date at starbucks. twilight is their server.
why? because a friend asked me to draw it. i don’t remember how this initially came up. sorry.


the jolliest jester in the kingdom
i hate you so much
@the-mostly-one-and-only-gabriel
go fuck thyself
bitch