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Alr. So I Heard One Of The Most Bizarre Sentences In My Admittedly Short Life. It Goes Along The Lines
Alr. So I heard one of the most bizarre sentences in my admittedly short life. It goes along the lines of:
"As you go back into history, the clearer things become."
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. WHAT. THE FUCK.
I'm not joking when I say I got a fever from that sentence. I'm currently in bed trying to recover, and I almost cried.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? LIKE, YOU DO UNDERSTAND THAT PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING WHETHER A CERTAIN PERSON IN HISTORY EVEN EXISTED OR NO??
THE BIRTH OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE IS EASY???
Nononononon—
We're all just ✨️ dumbasses ✨️ who can't figure out shit. I mean, who needs evidence? Nah, bro. Look at my skibbidi rizz instead, daring.
Hoho, proof? I made it the fuck up.
Like, I'm not even sure where I should start ranting. My brain is so fucked. I feel so offended and overwhelmed. My fucking fingers are trembling so hard. Like, is this what the average Twitter user feels like on the daily? Holy shit.
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