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Tangled | Edwin AU
Winry, a naive and young girl, is locked up by her overly protective mother. Her wish to escape into the world outside finally comes true when she meets the good-hearted thief, Edward.
Basically just Tangled with different characters.
All characters belong to their respective owners. I don't own any of them.

Chapter 1 Chapter 10 Masterlist
Chapter 9
Winry opened her eyes and looked at him, confused as to why he pulled back. Did he not want this? Did he not feel the same way? Was it her? Had she completely misread the situation? When they got to shore she would ask.
"Is everything okay?" She asked, when they got off the boat, upset. He couldn't make eye contact with her. She'd definitely done something wrong. He snapped out of his thoughts.
"Huh? Oh yes. Uh, yes of course. I just...I'm sorry, everything is fine. There's just something I have to take care of." He started to walk off. Where was he going?
"Okay."
"I'll be right back." He told her. He was going to sort all of this out. She wouldn't get hurt because of him and his stupidity. She wouldn't.
"It's all right, Al." She looked down at him and then at where Fullmetal went. She trusted him. She believed that he abandon her and leave her with the satchel.
Fullmetal walked towards the shadows of the men.
"Ahh, there you are. I've been searching everywhere for you guys. Since we got separated. Hey, the sideburns are coming in nice, huh? You gotta be excited about that. Anyhow, just wanted to say, I shouldn't have split. The crown is all yours. I'll miss you, but I think it's for the... best." He threw the satchel at them.
"Holding out on us again? Hey, Fullmetal?" Kimblee smirked evilly.
"What?" He gasped. They couldn't be? No. How would they? How could they have possibly found out about her hair?
"We heard you found something. Something much more valuable than a crown. We want her, instead." His eyes widened when Tucker pinched his neck, knocking him out.
Winry was starting to worry when Fullmetal hadn't shown up for awhile. Then, she saw his shadow and sighed in relief.
"I was starting to think you ran off with the crown and left me." She laughed.
"He did." Kimblee grinned.
"What? No. He wouldn't." Winry couldn't believe it. She trusted him. And he left her by herself so these thugs could do whatever they wanted to her.
"See for yourself." He signaled to the side, and there he was, sailing away in a boat. Her eyes widened and felt tears forming.
"Edward? Edward!" She screamed, hoping for some sort of reply from him. She got nothing.
"Fair trade. A crown, for the girl with the magic hair. How much do you think someone will pay to stay young and healthy forever?" The black haired man asked his friend.
"No, please. NO! NO!" She shouted, running as fast as she could. She looked behind her to see they were chasing after her, and then she tripped on a log of wood. She heard rustling in the background as she sobbed.
"Winry!" She heard her mother yell.
"Mother?" She whimpered. Lust ran over to her and crouched down to pull the crying girl into her arms.
"Oh, my precious girl. Are you all right? Are you hurt?"
"How did you?" Winry asked.
"I was so worried about you dear. So I followed you. And I saw them attack you. Let's go, let's go before they come to." She ushered the girl into the forest.
"You were right, mother. You were right about everything."
"I know darling. I know."
On the boat, Fullmetal was coming to. When he realised where he was he pulled against his restraints. The boat hit the side of something. He looked up. Crap.
"Look! The crown." A guard yelled.
He was getting taken through a hallway filled with prisoners behind bars. He kept pulling at his restraints and pushing the guards away to no avail.
"Winry. WINRY! Wait, wait, wait. Guys, guys. Winry!" He yelled.
"Let's get this over with, Fullmetal." One of the guards said to him. He raised an eyebrow.
"Where are we going?" He looked through the window and saw a hanging station. "Oh..."
Back in the tower Lust and Winry were sat on Winry's bed. Lust pulled out the last flower out of her hair.
"There, it never happened. Now, wash up for dinner. I'm making hazelnut soup." She looked at her daughter and bit the inside of her lip. "I really did try, Rapunzel. I tried to warn you, what was out there. The world is dark, and selfish, and cruel. If it finds even the slightest ray of sunshine, It destroys it."
In the prison Fullmetal was getting taken to his sentence when he saw Kimblee and Tucker next to him. He elbowed one of the guards and shoved the other and ran towards the two men. He grabbed Kimblee by the collar.
"How did you know about her?! Tell me, now!" He demanded.
"It wasn't us! It was the old lady!" Kimblee shouted back, terrified of the little man on the other side of the bars.
"Old lady? Wait, no, wait! You don't understand, she's in trouble. Wait!" He gasped, struggling against the guards again.
Winry was laying down, holding the handkerchief that Fullmetal gave her to the ceiling when she was pulled into a slideshow of memories. She gasped at the end and sat up on her bed, panting heavily.
"Winry? Winry, what's going on up there? Are you all right?" Lust asked her.
"I'm the lost princess." Winry mumbled, eyes widened in realisation.
"Please, speak up, Winry. You know how I hate the mumbling." The older woman scolded her.
"I am the lost Princess. Aren't I? Did I mumble, Mother? Or should I even call you that?" If looks could kill Lust would be in tiny little ashes on the ground.
"Winry, do you even hear yourself? Why would you ask such a ridiculous question?" Lust laughed at her stupid accusation, nervous.
"It was you! It was all, you." She pointed her finger at her 'mother'. Lust gave up the charade. There was no point anymore.
"Everything I did, was to protect you."Winry pushed her aside as she walked down the stairs, gripping her hair.
"Winry!"
"I spent my entire life!-- Hiding from people who would use me for my power."
"Winry!"
"I should have been hiding from you." She realised, and glared at the woman once more.
"Where will you go? He won't be there for you." She told her.
"What did you do to him?" She growled.
"That criminal is to be hanged for his crimes."
"No." She gasped. It was all her fault. He was going to die because of her.
"Now, now. It's all right. Listen to me. All of this is as it should be." Lust tried to approach her.
"NO! You were wrong about the world. And you were wrong about me. And I will never let you use my hair, again!" Winry yelled and stormed off.
"You want me to be the bad guy? Fine. Now I'm the bad, guy." Lust smirked evilly.
Tangled | Edwin AU
Winry, a naive and young girl, is locked up by her overly protective mother. Her wish to escape into the world outside finally comes true when she meets the good-hearted thief, Edward.
Basically just Tangled with different characters.
All characters belong to their respective owners. I don't own any of them.

Chapter 2 Masterlist
Chapter 1
"This is the story of how I died. Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story. And the truth is, it isn't even mine. This is the story of a girl, named Winry. And it starts, with the sun. Now, once upon a time, a single drop of sunlight fell from the heavens." A voice narrated.
A golden droplet falls from the sky and hits the ground, a soft glow spreading through the soil.
"And from this small drop of sun, grew a magic, golden, flower." It continued.
The glow grew into a beautiful, colourful flower.
"It had the ability to heal the sick, and injured."
An old, hunched over woman climbed towards the flower, hobbling.
"Oh, you see that old woman, over there? You might want to remember her. She's kind of important."
The old lady reaches for the flower, her wrinkly hands opening to grasp it. "Well, centuries passed and a hop skip and a boat ride away there grew a kingdom. The kingdom was ruled by a beloved King and Queen. And the Queen, well she was about to have a baby, and she got sick, really, sick. She was running out of time. And that's when people usually start to look for a miracle. Or in this case, a magic golden flower."
The elderly women returned with her lamp, it emitting a faint green glow. "Ahhh, I told you she'd be important. You see instead of sharing the Sun's gift, this woman, the homunculus, Lust, hoarded its healing power and used it to keep herself young for hundreds of years. And all she had to do was sing a special song."
"Flower gleam and glow, let your power shine. Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine, what once was mine." Lust sung.
"All right, you get the gist. She sings, she turns young. Creepy, right?" The narrator speaks.
A guard stumbled up the hill, head-turning rapidly in search of a cure. His eyes widen as he sees the gleaming flower.
"We found it!" he yelled, calling his comrades to come join him in digging up the flower.
"The magic of the golden flower, healed the queen. A healthy baby girl, a princess was born. With beautiful golden hair. I'll give you a hint. That's Winry. To celebrate her birth, the King and Queen launched a flying lantern into the sky. For that one moment, everything was perfect. And then that moment ended."
Lust, obviously aged, jumped over the castle bannister, slowly pushed the humongous nursery door open, and crept into the room.
Winry is sleeping softly the whole time in her crib, unaware of the decrepit women in her room. Lust slowly reaches into the infants crib, and softly grabs a strand of her hair. Reaching into her cloak, she pulls out a pair of glinting scissors.
"Flower, gleam and glow, let your powers shine, make the clock re----"she gasped, shocked about a few strands of the baby's hair, that had turned brown, and let it drift to the mattress, completely useless and drained of power.
"Lust broke into the castle and stole the child. Just like that... gone. The Kingdom searched and searched, but they could not find the Princess. For deep within the forest, in a hidden tower, Lust raised the child as her own."
In a large tower, hidden away from the world, Lust sat at her throne-like chair, gingerly pulling a brush through the child's gorgeous, golden locks.
"...save what was lost, bring back what once was mine, what once was mine." Winry sung, looking at the flowing flames in the fireplace.
"Lust had found her new magic flower. But this time she was determined to keep it hidden." the narrator recited.
"Why can't I go outside?" Winry inquired, curiously.
"The outside world is a dangerous place. Filled with horrible, selfish people. You must stay here, where you're safe. Do you understand, flower?" Lust demanded, ceasing to brush the young girls hair.
"Yes, Mommy." the child answered.
"But the walls of that tower could not hide everything. Each year on her birthday, the King and Queen released thousands of lanterns into the sky in hope that one day, their lost Princess would return." the voice pursued.
A green chameleon ran out onto the windowsill, and ran to hide behind a flower pot. He camouflaged himself to match the flower pot, in hopes that no one will see him.
Winry shoves the curtains to the sides, letting the light shine into the tower.
"HAH! Hmm, Well... I guess Al's not hiding out here."
Al chuckles slightly, under the impression that she hadn't seen him. Something then suddenly fastened around his ankle. Something soft. Something silky. Something gold. And then it yanked. And Al shrieked.
"GOTCHA!!! That's twenty two for me. How about twenty-three, out of forty-five?" Winry requested as she turned to look at Al's pouting face.
He shakes his head no, declining her request.
"Okay, well, what do you want to do?" Al points his jade tail out the window, indicating that he wants to go outside. "Yeah, I don't think so. I like it in here and so do you." she points at Al. He pouts.
"Oh, come on Al, it's not so bad in there." she points towards the inside of the tower.
A top a giant castle, leaping across the ultramarine tiles, three figures stop and stand, one shorter than the others, younger too.
The young man leant against a pillar, his golden hair flowing in the wind. "Wow! I could get used to a view like this." he awed, irritating the two behind him.
"Fullmetal, come on." his accomplice demanded, his long black ponytail taken by the wind.
"Hold on. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys, I want a castle." The man known as 'Fullmetal' beamed.
"We do this job, you can buy your own castle." the man said, or rated at Fullmetal's inability to take the mission seriously.
The young man walks over to the open window that leads into the hall which contains their treasure, with confidence in each passing step.
He reaches the window, and is hoisted down by his two allies for the mission, as he is the smallest of the three, although he is the least trustworthy. Why else would they trust him, a petty, thug?
The alchemist standing in front of their goldmine sneezes and, being the obvious comedian he is, the blonde just has to make a joke.
"Oh, hay fever?" he jokes, amusement laced in his voice.
"Yeah." the alchemist replies and turns to look at Fullmetal, but to his surprise, he does not see him dangling from the ceiling, holding on to the pedestal for support, that he's sure is worth much more than his life, and the crown resting in his hand.
"Huh?" The alchemist takes a double-take, unsure of what he saw. He turns around fully and his eyes widen as he sees that the crown his gone. A wave of panic sets in as he looks around frantically, until he look up, and catches a glimpse of Fullmetal's boot leaving the window.
"Wait, what? Hey, wait!" He yelled
The short man an his two taller associates leapt between the rooftops. The two were getting very annoyed with Fullmetals constant chatter.
"Can't you picture me in a castle of my own?" Fullmetal asked, amazed at the idea that he could be as rich as a man could ask for. "I mean, I certainly can. Oh, the things we've seen and it's only eight in the morning. Gentlemen, this is a very big day."
Tangled | Edwin AU
Winry, a naive and young girl, is locked up by her overly protective mother. Her wish to escape into the world outside finally comes true when she meets the good-hearted thief, Edward.
Basically just Tangled with different characters.
All characters belong to their respective owners. I don't own any of them.

Chapter 1 Chapter 5 Masterlist
Chapter 4
She pulls the chair out from under the handle of the wardrobe, opening it. Fullmetal flops out and face plants the floor.
Al wacks Fullmetal's face a few times with his tail, trying to wake him up. He fails, and eventually sticks his tongue in his ear.
"AHH!" He yells, awake. He pulls against his restraints.
"Wha..? Is this...hair?" Golden hair was wrapped tightly around his wrists, preventing him from moving in the slightest. He heard a voice.
"Struggling...struggling is pointless. I know why you're here. And I'm not afraid of you."
"What?" Fullmetal raised an eyebrow, confused.
"Who are you, and how did you find me?" The voice asked. Something, or rather someone, dropped from the ceiling, the hair that was restraining him stemming from their head. A figure walked into the light. It was a woman. One with golden hair, shining in the sunlight.
"Ah hah." Fullmetal was in awe. She had gorgeous ocean blue eyes, and a beautiful face to match.
"Who are you, and how did you find me?" She pressed again.
Fullmetal cleared his throat, swallowing the lump that formed there. He was facing the floor.
"I know not who you are. Nor how I came to find you. But may I just say." He lifted his head.
"Hi! How you doing? The names Fullmetal Alchemist. How's your day going, huh?" He gave her a smug smile, and raised in eyebrows, in an attempt to flirt.
"Who else knows my location, Fullmetal Alchemist?" She questioned. What is with this woman and her questions?
"All right, Blondie." He started.
"Winry."
"Here's the thing. I was in a situation, Gallivanting through the forest. I can across your tower and..." The young man looked around in panic.
"Ho, ho no, where is my satchel?"
"I've hidden it, somewhere you'll never find it." She crossed her arms over her chest.
"It's in the pot, isn't it." He deadpanned.
She hit him over the head with her wrench and hid the satchel somewhere else, somewhere he was sure to never find. Under the stairs. Al the stuck his tongue into the man's ear, to wake him up again.
"Ugh! would you stop that?!" He yelled.
"Now it's hidden where you'll never find it. So, what do you want, with my hair? To cut it?"
"What?" He was even more puzzled now.
"Sell it?"
"No! Listen, the only thing I want to do with your hair, is to get out of it. Literally!"
"Wait, you don't want my hair?"
"Why on earth would I want your hair?" He tried to move his hands to talk.
"Look, I was being chased, I saw a tower, I climbed it, end of story."
"You're, telling the truth?" She asked, tilting her head, now confused as well.
"YES!"
She turned away and started to talk to her pet lizard.
"Hmmm. I know. I need someone to take me. I think he's telling the truth, too. He doesn't have fangs! but what choice do I have?" Al was communicating with her using his hands. She turned back to Fullmetal "Okay Fullmetal Alchemist, I'm prepared to offer you a deal."
"Deal?" He asked.
Winry pointed at her painting on the wall.
"Look this way. Do you know what these are?"
"You mean the lantern thing they do for the princess?"
"Lanterns... I knew they weren't stars." She grumbled. "Well, tomorrow evening they will light the night sky, with these lanterns. You will act as my guide, Take me to these lanterns, and return me home safely. Then, and only then, will I return your satchel to you. That is my deal."
"Yeah, no can do. Unfortunately, the kingdom and I are not exactly, simpatico, at the moment. So I won't be taking you anywhere." He pursed his lips, apologetic.
"Something brought you here, Fullmetal Alchemist. Call it what you will, fate, destiny-"
"A horse." He chimed in.
"So I have made the decision to trust you-"
"A horrible decision, really."
"But trust me, when I tell you this." She grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him forward, so that they were face to face. "You can tear this tower apart, brick by brick. but without my help, you will never find your precious satchel." She threatened. Fullmetal averted his eyes, terrified of the woman before him. He cleared his throat.
"Let me just get this straight." He looked back to the blonde. "I take you to see the lanterns. Bring you back home. and you'll give me back my satchel?"
"I promise. And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise." She looked into his eyes. They were so blue. So beautiful. There were oceans inside of them. He could swim in her eyes forever.
"EVER!" She continued and he snapped out of his thoughts and blushed.
"All right, listen, I didn't want to have to want to do this, but you leave me no choice. Here comes the smolder." He smirked at her and made a weird face. His eyebrows creased upwards and he pursed his lips. Winry just continued to glare at the man.
"This is kind of an off day for me.This doesn't normally happen."
The glare continued to ware him down.
"Fine, I'll take you to see the lanterns." He gave in.
"Really!" She exclaimed, jumping up and down in excitement She did a little mini victory dance. Fullmetal fell to the floor, face first.
"Ooops."
"You broke my smolder" he groaned.

Modern AU: Albert and Louis James Moriarty.
Tangled | Edwin AU
Winry, a naive and young girl, is locked up by her overly protective mother. Her wish to escape into the world outside finally comes true when she meets the good-hearted thief, Edward.
Basically just Tangled with different characters.
All characters belong to their respective owners. I don't own any of them.

Chapter 1 Chapter 3 Masterlist
Chapter 2
Winry stood in front of her mirror, looking at her reflection, her ocean eyes staring straight back at her. Back at her very soul.
"This is it. This is a very big day, Al." She laughed.
"I'm finally going to do it. I'm going to ask her."
"Winry! Let down your hair!" She heard her mother call from the bottom of the tower.
Winry glanced at Al, her face contorted with nervousness.
"It's time." She said. Al made a few gestures with his hands, letting her know that all will be ok.
"I know, I know." She giggled, amused at his attempt to communicate. She pushed him towards her box of tools. "Come on, don't let her see you."
"Winry, I'm not getting any younger down here." her mother called again.
"Coming, mother." she replied.
Winry collected a bunch of her hair and chucked it through the window, letting it loose to fall down to the ground.
Lust grips it, and ties the hair into a large golden loop, and carefully places her foot in it.
She gives Winry a thumbs up, and the young girl proceeds to use all of her might in order to bring the older women to their home.
"Hi, welcome home, mother." Winry greets.
"Oh, Winry. How you manage to do that every single day without fail, it looks absolutely exhausting, darling." her mother compliments, completely disregarding her daughters greeting.
"Oh, it's nothing." Winry breaths, worn out from having to lift her mother seventy feet in the air.
"Then I don't know why it takes so long." Lust laughs. "
Oh, darling. I'm just teasing."
"All right...so, mother. As you know, tomorrow is a very big day." Winry starts, uneasy.
"Winry, look at that mirror. You know what I see? I see a strong, confident, beautiful young lady. Oh look, you're here too! I'm just teasing, stop taking everything so seriously." She giggles, ignoring her daughters anxious stature.
"Okay, so mother. As I was saying, tomorrow is.." Winry starts again, but she gets interrupted by Lust once more.
"Flower, mother's feeling a little run down. Would you sing for me, dear? Then we'll talk." She demands.
"OH! Of course, mother." Winry quickly grabs her mother's chair and the stool that she uses, and shove a hairbrush into her hands. She clumps a bunch of her hair onto her mother's lap and starts singing very quickly, eager to finish and ask her mother the question she's wanted to ask for a while. "Flower gleam and glow, Let your power shine, Make the clock reverse, bring back what once was mine. Heal what has been hurt, Change the fate's design. Save what has been lost, Bring back what once was mine." she chirped.
"Winry!" Lust gasped.
Winry grasped the side of Lust's chair, rocking back and forth slightly, overcome by excitement.
"So, mother, earlier I was saying tomorrow's a pretty big day, and you didn't really respond, So I'm just going to tell you. It's my birthday! TADA!" she announces.
"No, no, no can't be. I distinctly remember. Your birthday was last year." Lust dismisses.
"That's the funny thing about birthdays. They're kind of an annual thing. Mother, I'm turning eighteen. And I wanted to ask, what I really want for this birthday. Actually, what I've wanted for...quite a few birthdays now..." Winry mumbled.
"Winry please, stop with the mumbling. You know how I feel about the mumbling. Blah, blah, blah,...blah. It's very annoying. I'm just teasing, you're adorable I love you so much, darling." The older women scolded, much to her daughters dismay.
"Oh, I want to see the floating lights." she revealed, telling her mother her dream.
"What?" Lust gasped, in disbelief at her daughters request. Winry continued.
"Oh,... Well I was hoping you would take me to see the floating lights."
"Oh, you mean the stars." Lust realised, finally understanding what she meant.
"That's the thing I've charted stars and they're always constant. But these, they appear every year on my birthday, Mother. Only on my birthday. And I can't help but feel that they're, They're meant for me. I need see them, Mother. And not just from my window. In person. I have to know what they are." the girl explained.
"You want to go outside? Oh, why Winry." she waved her hand at her, gesturing to the whole of Winry. "Look at you, as fragile as a flower. Still a little sapling, just a sprout. You know why we stay up in this tower"
"I know, but..." Winry tried to reason.
"That's right, to keep you safe, and sound, dear. Guess I always knew this day was coming. Knew that soon you'd want to leave the nest. Soon, but not yet." Lust said, disappointed.
"But..." Winry tried to reason again, getting nowhere once more.
"Mothers here to help you. All I have is one request. Winry?" Lust asks.
"Yes?"
"Don't ever ask to leave this tower, again." The woman commanded.
Winry nodded sadly
"Yes, Mother." she mumbled, upset.
"Ahh, I love you very much, dear." Lust squeezed her rosy cheeks.
"I love you more." came the girls reply.
"I love you most. Don't forget it. You'll regret it. Mother Knows best." Lust walks towards the window, getting ready to descend back to the green grass below.
"I'll see you in a bit, my flower."
"I'll be here." Winry mumbled.
The thieves ran through the forest, leaping up and sliding across the ground in order to avoid any branches. They stop before an oak tree, three pieces of paper pinned to it.
"No, no no. This is bad, this is very, very bad, This is really bad. They just can't get my nose right." Fullmetal complained.
"Who cares?" His black haired comrade asked, growing more and more irritated at his antics.
"Well it's easy for you to say. You guys look amazing." He groaned
"All right, okay. Give me a boost, and I'll pull you up." He demanded.
"Give us the satchel first." His companion ordered.
Fullmetal gave him a look of hurt and disbelief.
"Wha..? I just... I can't believe, that after all we've been together, you don't trust me. Ouch."
He put his hand on his chest, shaking his head in disapproval. How could they not trust him? Sure, he's a thief and betrays most people he knows but still?
He took off the satchel and dropped it onto Tucker's arm.
The two larger men sighed and Kimblee bent over into the hard terrain in order to hoist the younger man up. His brother climbed onto his shoulders and Fullmetal climbed up their frames, being sure to 'accidentally' kick them in the face a few times as he made his climb.
Fullmetal grasped at the top of the tiny cliff side, and used all of his remaining strength to pull the rest of himself up. He looked down at the two below.
Kimblee glared at the man.
"Now help us up, pretty boy."
Fullmetal shrugged, smirking at him, eyes full of amusement.
"Sorry, my hands are full." He showed him the satchel, that was now swinging from his pointer finger, dangling in front of them mockingly. Like he had said earlier, how could they not trust him?
"What?" He checks himself for the satchel, finding it missing "FULLMETAL!" Kimblee's voice could be heard in the distance, full of rage. Fullmetal stumbled into a trail and ran down it, as fast as the wind, with the State Alchemists hot on his tail. The lieutenant looked at the others.
"Retrieve that satchel with any force."she ordered.
"YES SIR!" Came the replies as the got their guns out and shot at Fullmetal. Just before they made contact with him, he managed to slide under a huge birch log, narrowly missing the bullets. He gasped and turned around to see the bullet holes in the log before he was running again.
They kept shooting at him as he was dodging them, weaving through the thick trees until eventually, they made it to a huge tree with many big holes in it. Fullmetal jumped through the hole while the alchemists and their horses couldn't fit through the holes in front of them.
They moved however, when they're lieutenant came charging through, and leapt straight through the middle, not even bothering to look back or to help her teammates.
Hawkeye made eye contact with her horse.
"We got him now, Mustang." she said. He neighs in response.
As Fullmetal turns the corner, desperately looking for a way of escape, he sees a vine, and grabs it, launching himself into the air. He swings around the tree it was attached to, and kicks Hawkeye off of her horse. Instead of her on the back of the horse, he now is. Realising that he landed on the horse, Fullmetal attempts to grab the reigns and make Mustang gallop forward.
"Go! Heyah! Come, fleabag, forward." Mustang was having none of it, and flung himself forward in order to get rid of the thug.
"No. No, stop it. HAH! AHHHHH!"
They continue their game of cat and mouse, Fullmetal running and Mustang chasing. The horse eventually manages to get the satchel off of Fullmetal, but unfortunately it flings too far, and lands on a very thin branch, held by a bigger, not so sturdy branch.
Fullmetal crawls on the underside of the branch, determine to get his satchel back, while Mustang is walking across carefully, trying to pry Fullmetal's hands off, and grab the satchel as well. The branch was creaking and cracking continually while they were both on it. The thief managed to grab the satchel with his hands, but soon after, the branch snapped, and the both of them were falling down the cliff.
Fullmetal hit the ground with a thud, his backside hurting tremendously, but he had too much adrenaline running through his veins to care. He quickly got up, ignoring the pain, and the aching in his back, and ran as fast as fast as the wind could take him.