Schizophrenic-spencer - Quotes By The Dr. Spencer Reid Daily - Tumblr Blog

Orthophobia: fear of owning personal property.

Dr. Spencer Reid Divining Rod 7.21

Hey, do you wanna read? I always read when I'm anxious.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Route 66 9.5

Do you even know how to play chess?

Dr. Spencer Reid Hero Worship 10.14

All I know is what it says. I don't know what it means.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Broken 8.15

I like a good paper trail. I find it meditative

Dr. Spencer Reid in Parasite 5.14

We've gone paperless?

Dr. Spencer Reid in Middle Man 6.7

Psychopaths get bored easily.

Dr. Spencer Reid Red Light 12.22

Actually, some studies indicate that men take twice as many selfies as women ‘cause it’s considered to be an acceptable form of male vanity

Dr. Spencer Reid in The Anti-Terror Squad 12.5

Ass clowns?

Dr. Spencer Reid in Wheels Up 13.1 

Road trip, nice! I've got books on tape with Peter Coyote reading the entire Foundation Trilogy.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Limelight, 3.13

You'd be surprised how many killers do what they do because of their parents.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Entropy 11.11

Oh, no. He, uh- he left a letter explaining everything. Just like my dad did when he abandoned me and my mom.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Scared To Death, 3.3

Oftentimes the best profilers are the unsubs themselves. They're the ones that are able to walk into an arcade full of children and pinpoint the boy or girl that can be led out quietly.

Dr. Spencer Rein in Broken Mirror, 1.5

Did you know she's the only person in the whole world who calls me Spence?

Dr. Spencer Reid in Plain Sight 1.4

I hold doctorates in Chemistry, Mathematics, and Engineering. I also have BAs in Psychology and Sociology.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Masterpiece, 4.8 

Yeah, that he googled me. That makes up for everything

Dr. Spencer Reid in Memoriam, 4.7

Maeve is a somebody and this... bitch is a nobody!

Dr. Spencer Reid in Zugzwang, 8.12

You think it's about my profiling skills? Jennifer, listen, the only reason you were able to manage my perceptions is because I trusted you. I came to your house 10 weeks in a row crying over losing a friend and not once did you have the decency to tell me the truth.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Proof, 7.2

Hi Mom, this is Spencer. I just really wanted you to know that I love you, and I need you to know that I spend every day of my life proud to be your son.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Amplification, 4.24

“Hey, Morgan? Has there ever been a girl that you wanted to be with for, you know, more than just one night? I've never seen you with the same girl twice.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Somebody’s Watching, 1.18

I’m just saying it’s possible. I don't know everything. I mean, despite the fact that you think that I do.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Broken Mirror, 1.5

You know, the entire time I've known Hotch, I don't believe I've seen him blink.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Haunted, 5.2

Evil can't be scientifically defined: it's an illusory moral concept that doesn't exist in nature.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Our Darkest Hour 5.23

I'm not a salesman. I'm with the FBI.

Dr. Spencer Reid in Identity 3.7