Ethan Landry Headcanons

★ Ethan Landry headcanons ★

𖦹Warnings: a little stalker!ethan, panty stealing, slight sexual references, very vague mentions of murder

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―୨୧⋆ ˚ A/N: Kinda short but I had to get this out of my system, will probably go back and edit later on, this was meant to be a general headcanons but it kinda turned into a Stalker!ethan so :p

This has not been proofread ^_^

୨୧― Is so so sweet and affectionate but is also incredibly jealous and almost possessive

୨୧― Knows your schedule like the back of his hand; he knows exactly what time you wake up at and when you're out of your apartment

୨୧― Sneaks into your room when you're not there and snoops around, feeling like the hit the jackpot when he found your panty drawer; and obviously couldn't leave without taking a pair

୨୧― Leaves you little notes and gifts on your bed when he sneaks in

୨୧― Found the perfect spot to watch you through your window, completely clueless to the fact that you were being watched. You should really close your blinds

୨୧― When he finally builds the courage to sneak in your room while you're there, he just stands at the end of your bed watching you sleep

୨୧― Sometimes even snapping a few pictures of you while you're sleeping

୨୧― He can't help smile when he overhears you complain about what seems like the 10th guy ghosting you before a date, "mysteriously" disappearing and never calling back

୨୧― Follows you to and from class everyday from afar "just to make sure you're safe"

୨୧― Sneaks in your room and finds a small box that contains all the small gifts and notes he's left you for weeks now

୨୧― Finding that box confirmed his suspicion that you secretly liked the scary attention, encouraging him to get bolder with his behavior and bringing back one of the panties he took; dirtied with a fresh load

i need him in a way that is concerning to feminism

★ Older bf Mike Schmidt Headcanons ★

𖦹 Warnings: afab reader, pet names, slightly suggestive, age gap relationship, perv!mike if you squint

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―୨୧⋆ ˚ A/N: thinking about older bf mike has had my brain mushy all day and I had to get it out of my system so this is super short , this has not been proofread ^_^

Olderbf!mike who isn’t too much into pda but still holds your hand because he knows you love it, occasionally wrapping his arms around your waist or shoulders when he’s feeling a little bolder. However, when you’re both alone he cannot keep his hands off of you. He’ll sneak up behind you while you’re cooking and snake his hands around your waist from behind, his head resting in the crook of your neck. When he’s driving his unoccupied hand is always resting on your thigh, his thumb gently rubbing small circles against your skin.

Olderbf!mike who loves how different your aesthetics are. You show up to gatherings in pink tracksuits or small skirts and tight shirts, mike trailing behind you in his blue jeans and grey zip up sweater. He stands in the doorway of the bathroom in a plain T-shirt and boxers while you’re doing your makeup, admiring the way you apply your favorite pink lipstick on your lips and the way you bat your eyes in the mirror after applying mascara

Olderbf!mike who almost never calls you by your actual name. He calls you all sorts of names like sweetheart, baby, princess, and his absolute favorite name to call you being pretty girl. so much so that he has it as your contact name on his phone. He used to be a little hesitant to call you any of these names in public but three months in any trace of hesitation was gone

Olderbf!mike who is incredibly overprotective at times. After the Garrett incident he can’t even fathom losing you too, if you go anywhere he’ll be right by your side. Nail appointment? Random shopping trip? Hair appointment? He’s right there trailing right behind you. If for whatever reason he can’t go with you, he bought you some pepper spray that you thought was a little excessive but he insisted on it because “you never know”

Olderbf!mike who secretly eats up the age gap between you two. Sure, when he found out your age he was a little hesitant about the whole thing but it certainly didn’t stop him. He still gets a little sheepish when you drag him out to hang out with your friends and he realizes the age difference really does affect some of your interests

Olderbf!mike who can’t help but sneak a glance up your skirt when you drop something and bend over to pick it up. He can never keep his eyes off you, especially when you wear low cut shirts. He thinks you don’t notice but you definitely do. You’re almost teasing him and using it to your advantage when you notice, wearing something a little provocative when you want a small favor from him

*sighs dreamily* what is Wrong with him

finishing up two different mike blurbs/ hc's and a short ethan landry smut that should be out within the next week ^_^

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride