Problem With Parakarry Is He Has No Personality, Lady Bow Will Sweep.

Problem with Parakarry is he has no personality, Lady Bow will sweep.

PM64 Round 3: FINAL

kanto starter fusions!!

i fucking hate what skyrim did to tes lore

like i love the elder scrolls and skyrim as the first tes game i played will always have a place near and dear to my heart but FUCKING HELL TODD

you screwed up the skyrim religion because you thought people would be too stupid to understand religions co-existing when IN MORROWIND THERE WERE LITERALLY ENTIRE QUESTLINES DEDICATED TO THE INFIGHTING BETWEEN THE TRIBUNAL TEMPLES, THE ASHLANDERS AND THE IMPERIAL CULT - and then you added in this pithy fucking side quest like “oh noes we forgot that nords aren’t meant to follow the same gods as their southern cousins, lets have this ONE OLD GUY give you a SINGLE SIDE QUEST about ONE OF THEM”

i want the elder scrolls to live up to its weirdness. I want romans living in the jungles worshipping minotaurs. I want wizards living in giant mushroom castles and one of the in-game most famous books of all time to be barbed-penis-furry-erotica. I want weird shit and people coexisting and CHANGE BETWEEN CULTURES. Skyrim was just cyrodiil with a nordic coat of paint and dead steampunk elves instead of dead magical elves

i sincerely hope that one of three things happen soon:

Bethesda gets their fucking act together and makes TES VI a good game

A new fantasy universe weird and well-written enough to rival TES shows up

Or, there’s a franchise-wide reboot (a fucking pipe dream i know)

Alternatively, modders will inevitably do something, or I’ll learn to code. They made a whole-ass game on the skyrim engine as a free mod, so I should be able to change SOMETHING

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

“You realize that all your life you have been coasting along as if you were in a dream. Suddenly, facing the trials of the last few days, you have come alive.”

–Level Up Message