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YASSSS

Scott McCall, Steve Rogers, and Wes Gibbins trying to get rid of a body.

There’s an issue of the Teen Titans comic book where everybody gets their superpowers swapped. Their reactions and interactions speak volumes about their perceived identities and their friendships.

Y’know. Back when DC cared about characterization.

Space-Saving Design Ideas

THINX Underwear:

Thoughtful underwear with hidden powers. For every pair purchased you fund 7 pads to a girl in need.

OH SHIT YOU GUYS THIS COMPANY IS MAKING UNDERWEAR THAT IS STAIN RESISTANT, ANTIMICROBIAL, AND WILL ABSORB UP TO 6 TEASPOONS OF LIQUID BUT STILL LOOKS FUCKING SEXY

AND DID I MENTION THIS PART:

For every pair of THINX you buy, you help one girl in the developing world stay in school by providing her with seven washable, reusable cloth pads.

AND WHY IS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL? HERE’S WHY:

After doing some research, Agrawal says she found that more than 100 million girls in the developing world were missing a week of school because of their periods, and using things such as leaves, old rags, or plastic bags in the place of sanitary pads.

THE SIZES RUN FROM XS TO XXL AND THE PRICES ARE NOT INSANE, THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY HIGHER THAN THOSE 5 FOR $10 SALES AT TARGET BUT YOU WON’T HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT BECAUSE YOU MISCALCULATED YOUR FLOW AND BLED ALL OVER THEM BEFORE YOU COULD GET TO A BATHROOM

I’M SORRY FOR SHOUTING I’M JUST REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

LIKE HOLY FUCKBASKET IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME

5sos masterlist

Key:

* = smut

^ = slight smut

(TW) = trigger warning

(Y/N) = Your name

4/4 boys:

Abstinence ^

Another band member walks in on you ^

Another guy hits on you and he gets angry

Arguments

Closer than friends

Coming home (From tour)

Crying

Thank you Michael Grant for understanding

Into the Woods, 2014 (x)

he has no chill

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

Pretty sure it's just plain stupid for people to call someone out and get pissed at people for broadening their horizons and learning about different cultures. People are cuntwads

Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

Okay i'm going to rant for a bit.. Buckle up bitches i'm about to split your minds with my logic. I don't understand how it is completely okay for boys to have more than one "thing" or talk to more than one person but if a girl does it she's a whore or she obviously isn't girlfriend material because she can't stick with one guy. How is it fair I have to compete in order for you to date me or get your attention but im not allowed to talk to other boys?! God forbid you actually have to compete for a spot where there are probably better candidates especially if you're going to be an asswipe and tell me I can't talk to other people when you have 3 other girls on your dick! It's a double standard dickweed if you can be inside other girls im sure as hell allowed to shove my tongue down some dudes throat. Plus last time I checked you weren't man enough to drop the other bitches and make me your girlfriend so I have no commitment to you fuckhead. And I realize all boys aren't the same but I have been dealing wih a lot of cuntwands lately and I felt the need to rant.

I don't care what you think as long as it's about me

Fall out boy

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good

but

I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line

I don’t go running because I want to be thin.

I go running because

you

never

know

who’s

going to

show up

and tell you

to

the cucumber saga