These Are The Best Jokes Ive Seen In My LIFE I Love Them I Will Be Giggling For Hours

these are the best jokes ive seen in my LIFE i love them i will be giggling for hours

this is superior humor

do you ever just think of alastor's ears and antlers?

they are so cuuuuute and scritchable i know he would MURDER me if I touched them but I just wanna scritch scratch!!!!!

Flirting at its finest 💕

"Bet you want to laugh"

"You did good for us"

"Now we just have to let it cook on low heat for two hours." "Kaaaaay. What do we do until then?" "OH, I'm sure we'll find SOMETHING to do."

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I was listening to Water Wall from the Transistor OST and thought of Lucifer and Alastor dancing a slow tango to a bass-y jazz number in the hotel's expansive new kitchen. I ended up finding Unsolved by Mythical Score Society and it creates such a gentle, sexy mood. Loved how it turned out. ❤️

If anyone has additional music recommendations for this scenario, please pass them along! I'd love to hear them.

Not sure why, but the colors look more fluorescent in the photo than they really are. Must be the lighting.

ALSO, SOMEHOW I FORGOT TO ADD ALASTOR'S TAIL????

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[Image Description: A sketchbook page of four drawings of Lucifer and Alastor dancing a tango, with Alastor leading, as music plays in the background. Both men are missing their jackets, and are instead wearing kitchen aprons, with their shirt sleeves rolled up. Lucifer's apron is a buttery yellow, and Alastor's is lime green. Both look like they're actually enjoying themselves.

Various reference photos are featured under the cut.

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he bites

i saw this post and they appeared in my head lol