Sharklovingcriminals

got food poisoned after 12 hours work at a broccoli farm what the fuck happened to my life

In britain, you can't just call someone a "guy" or "dude" anymore. Because of bloke.

hi, you've reached the marriam Webster hotline. marriam Webster is not in right now.

if you'd like the definition of aardvark press 1

if youd like the definition of aardwolf press 2

"appropriated queer aesthetics" is such a good phrase because you sound like you're morally justified even though it's just the new way of telling people that they look gay.

AU where percy and annabeth work corporate jobs and both have to start every sentence with "just spitballing here" because every single thing they suggest is fully insane