I Mean There's Definitely A Sexual Reading To What You're Saying

i mean there's definitely a sexual reading to what you're saying

i used to think the term 'rearranging your guts' was a threat, like if you dont do xyz ill cut you open and smash your insides. very asexual of me

We're all just going to make the same Joever jokes over and over again aren't we

you can't even call them fruit flies anymore. because of woke

rat cookys :)

truly tragic that an asexual wrote the most accidentally horny sentences ever. This is like Beethoven being deaf, unable to hear the beauty of his composition

Ugh how dare people presume “carnal” has to do with sex like if I want something carnally I don’t want to fuck it I want to devour it with my fucking teeth as I go at it like a wild beast and with a sense of love rip it to shreds as I drip with blood, you know, like a god.

does this to you